The Rise Of The Machines 2: Revenge Of The Shit

Ángel Ortega

Me: Printer, please print this thing right now

Printer: I sit here doing nothing for days, but as I see you are in a hurry, let me start this tedious, 5-minute-long self-calibration procedure that will make my renderings crispy and fabulous.

Me: Oh no I need it now

Printer: clickety-click whirr-whirr clonky-clonky hear the music in me

Me: I hate you, Printer

Printer: Ha ha ha I smell your fear you bald monkey

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