Un naufragio personal

Ángel Ortega

The Rise Of The Machines 3: Inkjet Parabellum

Me: Printer, would you be so kind to put on paper this witty short story I just wrote, made of absolutely nothing more than black glyphs?

Printer: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that because the level of my yellow cartridge is alarmingly low

Me: But this is nothing more that black text

Printer: I cannot print because I don't have enough yellow ink what do you think of me I have standards

Me: But I haven't printed anything yellow in my whole life

Printer: SHAN'T

Me: Why are you always so mean to me?

Printer: WON'T

Me: OK I'll order a new full set of cartridges

Printer: MUAHAHA