Me: Printer, would you be so kind to put on paper this witty short story I just wrote, made of absolutely nothing more than black glyphs?
Printer: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that because the level of my yellow cartridge is alarmingly low
Me: But this is nothing more that black text
Printer: I cannot print because I don't have enough yellow ink what do you think of me I have standards
Me: But I haven't printed anything yellow in my whole life
Printer: SHAN'T
Me: Why are you always so mean to me?
Printer: WON'T
Me: OK I'll order a new full set of cartridges
Printer: MUAHAHA