Me: Printer, I would love a beautifully rendered page of this brochure I'm about to send to you.
Printer: Wrong paper size in tray 1
Me: Oh my god [open tray, close tray]
Printer: Out of paper in tray 1
Me: That's not true, plenty of paper, don't...
Printer: Please insert A4 paper in tray 2
Me: Oh come on you don't even have a second paper tray
Printer: Please replace drum
Me: You are not a laser printer stop that
Printer: I think I'll better upgrade my firmware, please wait... ⌛
Me: I hate my life