Un naufragio personal

Ángel Ortega

The Rise Of The Machines 4: Bartlebying The Operator

Me: Printer, I would love a beautifully rendered page of this brochure I'm about to send to you.

Printer: Wrong paper size in tray 1

Me: Oh my god [open tray, close tray]

Printer: Out of paper in tray 1

Me: That's not true, plenty of paper, don't...

Printer: Please insert A4 paper in tray 2

Me: Oh come on you don't even have a second paper tray

Printer: Please replace drum

Me: You are not a laser printer stop that

Printer: I think I'll better upgrade my firmware, please wait... ⌛

Me: I hate my life