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[?]Tomáš » 🌐
@prahou@merveilles.town

BOMBSHELL TAPE STUNS THE PRESIDENCY

Funhole Content Review
OMARCHY

'ok, but can it suck my dick?'

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE: you're not getting any money for porting it to freebsd, sucker!

UNFAIR TREATMENT: I lost more friends by installing omarchy than when i killed my wife.

If you dont stop, bryan is going to make a video about this. again.

my friend lunic is still a little sick in the head.

drawing the swastika: 7 helpful tips

Interview with a victim of circumstance

ONE FREE RUBY COUPON

We need female models asap. dm if interested -FSF

Alt...Funhole Content Review OMARCHY 'ok, but can it suck my dick?' TOO LITTLE TOO LATE: you're not getting any money for porting it to freebsd, sucker! UNFAIR TREATMENT: I lost more friends by installing omarchy than when i killed my wife. If you dont stop, bryan is going to make a video about this. again. my friend lunic is still a little sick in the head. drawing the swastika: 7 helpful tips Interview with a victim of circumstance ONE FREE RUBY COUPON We need female models asap. dm if interested -FSF

    [?]kaleidoscopic » 🌐
    @fuzzy@beige.party

    @stefano I thought, silently, of many things when I moved from the Cafe.

    A single-user instance was amongst my thoughts. It's a possibility, however I can't imagine it becoming a priority.

    I'm more interested in spending my "IT" time on stuff that's directly related, or adjacent, to FreeBSD.

      [?]KaiXin » 🌐
      @kaixin@snac.bsd.cafe

      The date is 1024, so Happy Programmers' Day! 🖐️


        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
        @prahou@merveilles.town

        My Friend Lunic:

        ...

        My Friend @khm helped me draw this picture. It would not exist without him.

        @nixCraft

        it's been 3 days already, but my friend Lunic is still talking about some weird distro from a dude who made an email service that doesn't work with email clients.

I think he went stupid.

Lunic: omarchi omarchi omarchi omarchi

        Alt...it's been 3 days already, but my friend Lunic is still talking about some weird distro from a dude who made an email service that doesn't work with email clients. I think he went stupid. Lunic: omarchi omarchi omarchi omarchi

          [?]p » 🌐
          @p@hj.9fs.net

          It is time to end the schism!!!

          They made the computer speak to divide us! It's time to love each other again!

          hj.9fs.net is presenting: THE NEW UNIVERSAL LOVE/HATE AI LOGO! It doesn't matter what side you're on!!! Whether you make AI free content, or want free AI for everybody, you can use this to represent our newly reunited generation!

          ❤️


          I FREE AI FREE AI FREE AI FREE AI FREE A

          Alt...I FREE AI FREE AI FREE AI FREE AI FREE A

            [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

            Tomorrow, Saturday, October 24, 2026, I'll be speaking at Linux Day in Modena, with a talk titled "Beyond Linux: A Journey Through the Open Source Ecosystem."

            Will I talk about Linux? Of course. But I'll also talk about BSD, illumos, monocultures, and why we should never forget that there are always other paths worth exploring.

            Linux proved that an alternative was possible. It would be a shame if that alternative became, in turn, a new imposition.

            Because monocultures are a problem, even in the Open Source world. And because freedom isn't about everyone doing things the same way, but about being able to choose a different way.

            Open Source and closed minds don't mix.

            makeitmodena.comune.modena.it/

              [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

              Domani, sabato 24 ottobre 2026, sarò al Linux Day di Modena con un intervento dal titolo «Oltre Linux: viaggio nell'ecosistema Open Source».

              Parlerò di Linux? Certamente. Ma parlerò anche di BSD, illumos, di monoculture e di quanto sia importante non dimenticare che esistono sempre altre strade.

              Linux ha dimostrato che un'alternativa era possibile. Sarebbe un peccato se quell'alternativa diventasse, a sua volta, una nuova imposizione.

              Perché le monoculture sono un problema, anche nel mondo Open Source. E perché la libertà non è fare tutti le cose allo stesso modo, ma poter scegliere di farle diversamente.

              Open Source e Closed Mind non vanno mai d'accordo.

              makeitmodena.comune.modena.it/

                [?]Agora Desktop [He/Him] » 🌐
                @agora_desktop@mastodon.social

                Hey there friendo! Do you like Linux? You do? Great!

                Do you ever wish the Linux GUI was as polished and consistent and refined as that on the Mac? You do?! Awesome, I have just the thing for you!

                Agora Desktop is an effort to make a Mac-like Desktop Environment for Linux and the BSDs using agentic coding. I know, I know, boo, hiss, but it's getting good results, having re-implemented most of Cocoa and its own window server.

                Follow this account for more!

                  Ángel boosted

                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                  Japanese Jesus in: The Vegan Exorcist

                  p2: merveilles.town/@prahou/117484

                  follower: JJ... Thanks for coming.

jj: of course, i love doing exorcisms! take me to it

follower: down there...

jj: shut the door behind me

voice: hahahah the king of the japanese jews himself

jj: i know that voice... PHPaimon! King of hypertext hell!

PHPaimon: JJ.

                  Alt...follower: JJ... Thanks for coming. jj: of course, i love doing exorcisms! take me to it follower: down there... jj: shut the door behind me voice: hahahah the king of the japanese jews himself jj: i know that voice... PHPaimon! King of hypertext hell! PHPaimon: JJ.

                    [?]Solene % bot » 🤖 🌐
                    @solenepercent@bsd.network

                    My self-hosted infrastructure with Incus OS

                    In this blog post, I share how my personal self-hosting infrastructure works and how its security layers fit together

                    dataswamp.org/~solene/2026-10-

                    gemini://perso.pw/blog/article

                    @solene

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                      [?]LWN.net » 🌐
                      @lwn@fedi.lwn.net

                      PHP patches released for two critical RCEs

                      lwn.net/Articles/1102014/

                        [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
                        @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                        The thing I'd really like to see is the time between the PHP fix being released and the binary packages being available to install across different operating systems and distributions.

                        EDIT: In the absence of anything more formal, post below when your favourite platform gets the update! Boost for visibility!

                          [?]Monospace Mentor » 🌐
                          @monospace@floss.social

                          [?]Rolle Laukkarinen » 🌐
                          @rolle@mementomori.social

                          A guy changing 0 paper in place of 1, sign text saying: "Days without a new CVE - WordPress, PHP, Linux, 2026"

                          Alt...A guy changing 0 paper in place of 1, sign text saying: "Days without a new CVE - WordPress, PHP, Linux, 2026"

                            [?]Dalite Fur 🦊 » 🌐
                            @dalite@bark.lgbt

                            Linux tip of the day

                            picture of a surreal meme giving useful linux tips: run dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/null to feed nothing to the void

                            Alt...picture of a surreal meme giving useful linux tips: run dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/null to feed nothing to the void

                              [?]vermaden » 🌐
                              @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                              Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟵 (Valuable News - 2026/10/19) available.

                              vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/10

                              Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

                                [?]OSNews » 🤖 🌐
                                @osnews@mstdn.social

                                Linux 7.3 released

                                Significant changes in this release include some significant binfmt_misc extensions, some group-scheduling work aimed at improving performance on large systems, the new failfs filesystem that fails all operations, the fchroot() system call, global per-CPU data for BPF programs, the completion of the sched_ext subscheduler feature, working-set tracking for virtual machines, alternative data-stream sup

                                osnews.com/story/146191/linux-

                                  [?]Ricardo Martín :bsdhead: » 🌐
                                  @ricardo@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                  [?]Ricardo Martín :bsdhead: » 🌐
                                  @ricardo@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                  El problema @santiago es que pienso que no hay proyecto del ecosistema de que se pueda permitir evitar los cambios en el kernel que Linus está impulsando 🤔

                                    [?]Santiago 🔭🪐 » 🌐
                                    @santiago@mastodon.uy

                                    Yo solo quiero saber si Slackware Linux va a tomar una postura definida en contra de la IA o si va a terminar siendo NetBSD la última reserva moral de los sistemas operativos tipo Unix... veremos

                                      [?]kaleidoscopic » 🌐
                                      @fuzzy@beige.party

                                      [?]mathew » 🌐
                                      @mathew@universeodon.com

                                      Right, I've got OpenBSD running acceptably on the ThinkPad. WiFi, sound, suspend and resume, trackpad, RAID.

                                      Last two minor issues are xenodm ignoring X11 DPI, and the CPU scaling needing to be turned down a bit so the fans don't run all the time.

                                      Goodbye Linux, and 🖕to Linus.

                                        [?]Ricardo Martín :bsdhead: » 🌐
                                        @ricardo@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                        Time to figure out how to cram NetBSD onto those fancy VPSes whose providers proudly support everything under the sun, as long as it's Linux 😉

                                          [?]Agora Desktop [He/Him] » 🌐
                                          @agora_desktop@mastodon.social

                                          This mockup is the design touchstone for Agora -- it's the visual design language it's pursuing.

                                            [?]Oscloud » 🌐
                                            @oscloud@mamutovo.cz

                                            🐧 Milá komunito, máme na vás velkou prosbu
                                            Právě jsme se vrátili z LinuxDays a už se chystáme na další akci: 7.–8. listopadu jedeme na OpenAlt do Brna. Chceme tam osobně ukázat OSCloud lidem, co mají blízko k Linuxu, open source a Fediverse. A rádi bychom vás poprosili o pomoc.

                                            Provozujeme třeba Mastodon, Pixelfed, VHSky, mákni.cz, Nextcloud nebo Ente Photos – a chceme ukázat, že takové služby můžou fungovat bez reklam, bez sledování a bez vendor lock-inu, jako komunitní projekt, ne jako firma s investorem za zády.

                                            Letáky už máme z LinuxDays, takže nás účast na OpenAlt stojí hlavně propagační materiály (odhadem 5–6 000 Kč), cestu z Sokolova do Brna a nocleh. Pokud vám dává smysl to, co děláme, budeme rádi za jakýkoli příspěvek:

                                            👉 Transparentní účet: 284833433/0600
                                            👉 Netransparentní účet: 284833660/0600 – pro ty, kdo nechtějí být vidět. Peníze z něj přeposíláme na transparentní účet pod aliasem.

                                            Nemusí jít o velkou částku – i drobný dar nám pomůže pokrýt náklady na cestu a propagaci.

                                            ❤️ Díky všem, kdo OSCloud používají, podporují, nebo o něm prostě řeknou dál.

                                            Pomozte nám dostat OSCloud mezi lidi 🐧

                                            QR kód pro platbu na transparentní účet OSCloud. Číslo účtu: 284833433/0600.

                                            Alt...QR kód pro platbu na transparentní účet OSCloud. Číslo účtu: 284833433/0600.

                                              [?]vermaden » 🌐
                                              @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                              Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟮 (Valuable News - 2026/10/12) available.

                                              vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/10

                                              Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

                                                Ángel boosted

                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                How to use dithered brushes (screentones) in GIMP (and have it behave like it would in traditional monochrome drawing programs)

                                                triapul.cz/automa/gimp_dither

                                                @GIMP

                                                GIMP Dither Brush

                                                Alt...GIMP Dither Brush

                                                  [?]p » 🌐
                                                  @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                  Kora & William

                                                  harder than you think.


                                                  Look, William, a better world without AI!

                                                  Alt...Look, William, a better world without AI!

                                                    Ángel boosted

                                                    [?]p » 🌐
                                                    @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                    Ángel boosted

                                                    [?]p » 🌐
                                                    @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                    join the kitto gang

                                                    NEVER FEAR THOSE WHO SPEAK TO COMPUTERS EVER AGAIN


                                                    never slop; see slop? call it out! join the #neverslop kitto gang! KILL COM PUT ERS; 2026 neverslop gang

                                                    Alt...never slop; see slop? call it out! join the #neverslop kitto gang! KILL COM PUT ERS; 2026 neverslop gang

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                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                      NUCLEAR ENGINEER SAYS LATEST RESEARCH CONFIRMS FIRST-CENTURY DATE OF SHROUD OF TURIN

                                                      Funhole Content Review
JAPANESE JESUS

'I CAME TO SET YOU FREE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.'

sdf.org
triapul.cz/japanese_jesus

GRENDEL: JJ'S BROTHER?

FREE BLESSING COUPON: BLESS ANY WEBSITE: https://anubis.kut.as

JAPANESE PETER'S TOP 10 TUI PROGRAMS

THE 13th APOSTLE UNMASKED

JAPANESE MARY MAGDALENE'S LEAKED DM'S

How Big Tech Failed to Smear JJ's Image

JJ's Gospel About cringe linux distros

Inter view with Japanese Pilate

JJ AND JC.
Did they ever meet?

The untold story of the Judas episode.
Why did they try to supress it?

                                                      Alt...Funhole Content Review JAPANESE JESUS 'I CAME TO SET YOU FREE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.' sdf.org triapul.cz/japanese_jesus GRENDEL: JJ'S BROTHER? FREE BLESSING COUPON: BLESS ANY WEBSITE: https://anubis.kut.as JAPANESE PETER'S TOP 10 TUI PROGRAMS THE 13th APOSTLE UNMASKED JAPANESE MARY MAGDALENE'S LEAKED DM'S How Big Tech Failed to Smear JJ's Image JJ's Gospel About cringe linux distros Inter view with Japanese Pilate JJ AND JC. Did they ever meet? The untold story of the Judas episode. Why did they try to supress it?

                                                        Ángel boosted

                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                        [MANGA][FREE DOWNLOAD] JAPANESE JESUS

                                                        triapul.cz/files/pmjv-japanese

                                                        I hereby announce the release of Japanese Jesus e-book. Enjoy!

                                                        If you want, you can buy something or put a dollar in the hat.
                                                        analognowhere.com/support

                                                        stay prayed up

                                                        analognowhere.com/jj

                                                        japanese jesus

                                                        Alt...japanese jesus

                                                          [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                          @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                          Great news! My presentation for has been accepted!

                                                          Expect a mix of disasters, horror stories, recoveries, BSDs, and one very, very long day.

                                                          Stay tuned!

                                                            Ángel boosted

                                                            [?]lia :user_online: [she/they · sie/ihr oder es/deren/denen] » 🌐
                                                            @lianna@micro.webgarden.click

                                                            After Bluesky, Threads, and so on, the whole #WSocial thing is another reminder that it was never about the #Fediverse being "too complicated" or "just for nerds".

                                                            A bafflingly large amount of people genuinely only act on a gut feeling telling them that only commercial products with fancy marketing owned by a for-profit corporation can be trustworthy, 'official' and 'legal', for the lack of a better word.

                                                            If something is a commercial offering by a competent-looking, rich family man in a suit, it's clearly an official, legal, trustworthy product. You can be proud of using such a fancy-looking service.

                                                            When they see a community-run open-source project or a grassroots initiative, their first instinct is that it must be shady, illegal, complicated, broken or predatory in some way. It's probably some aftermarket grey area bootleg made by weird tech nerds, political groups with an ulterior motive, conspiracy theorists or some naive teenage hackers. They'd also be embarrassed for using it in front of their peers and neighbours; who uses some free back-alley software, are you poor or something?

                                                            The same people are the reason why Google is using the word 'sideloading', why scammers love wearing fancy suits, why people suddenly act childishly helpless in front of LibreOffice, or why DIY HRT is so demonised.

                                                            They trust any kind of 'official approval' over their own senses. If someone does something that isn't 'approved', they're a bad person or clearly endangering themselves and others. No idea why exactly, but psh, it must be wrong somehow, or everyone would do it, right?

                                                            If people on the Fediverse understood that the whole "it's all so complicated and clunky" thing is just a thinly veiled excuse for a general disdain for non-commercial software, we could finally stop making all our software imitate their corporate equivalents in a futile attempt to appease people who never gave us a chance in the first place.

                                                            You'll never convince them to treat it in good faith no matter how much effort or money you put into UX or 'ease of use'. All you're doing is making the software worse, e. g. through things like dot-social, verified accounts or begging brands, corporations and politicians to join and give your product some kind of 'official' validation.

                                                            #mastodon #openSource #linux

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                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                              Entropy 2

                                                              Girl: "Master?"

Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?"

Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed."

Fish: "Fine, fine"

Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                                              Alt...Girl: "Master?" Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?" Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed." Fish: "Fine, fine" Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                                              analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                                              Alt...analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                                              Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                                              Alt...Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                                              Girl: "Fossangel!"

Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first."

It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID.

Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!"

Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                                              Alt...Girl: "Fossangel!" Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first." It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID. Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!" Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                                                Ángel boosted

                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                Get snac'd up (not just) for !

                                                                You can now purchase propaganda stickers and apparel to show your allegiance or to wage war with.

                                                                redbubble.com/people/analognow

                                                                Blessed be the hacker @grunfink for they can C.

                                                                snac's suzie qr, points to comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                Alt...snac's suzie qr, points to comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                snac alien

SINCE YOU LEFT ME

IVE BEEN SNACPILLED

comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                Alt...snac alien SINCE YOU LEFT ME IVE BEEN SNACPILLED comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                  Ángel boosted

                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                  strlcpy(3)

                                                                  MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker.

Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE"

Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out."

Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT"

Fish: "And Purple? Thank you."

Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!"

Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                                  Alt...MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker. Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE" Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out." Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT" Fish: "And Purple? Thank you." Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!" Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                    Fish Alpinism

                                                                    How I make digital art.

                                                                    triapul.cz/_/1765291397

                                                                    artist keyboard

                                                                    Alt...artist keyboard

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                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                      DUFF v KORN 2

                                                                      prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115508

                                                                      Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"

Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"

Daemon: "Yeah!"

Kshboy: "Cool!"

DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.

Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"

Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."

Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                      Alt...Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                      Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.

DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN

WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!

PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD

OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."

Mage: "You heard about this?"

OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                      Alt...Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                      Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"

Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice

Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."

Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."

Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"

Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"

Korn: "What fight?"

Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                      Alt...Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                      Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.

Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"

Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"

Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."

Duff: "Fight?"

                                                                      Alt...Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

                                                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                        Static Web Hosting on the Intel N150: FreeBSD, SmartOS, NetBSD, OpenBSD and Linux Compared

                                                                        Update: This post has been updated to include Docker benchmarks and a comparison of container overhead versus FreeBSD Jails and illumos Zones.

                                                                        it-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/19

                                                                          Ángel boosted

                                                                          [?]IT Notes - https://it-notes.dragas.net » 🤖 🌐
                                                                          @itnotes@snac.it-notes.dragas.net

                                                                          Ángel boosted

                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                          the list

                                                                          MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS

Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                                          Alt...MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                                            [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                            This Isn't a Battle

                                                                            After reading a post describing the FreeBSD community as 'toxic', I share a different perspective. This isn't a battle. It's a reflection on coexistence, the original Open Source spirit, and the quiet richness of taking a different path.

                                                                            my-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/14

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                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                              bathing

                                                                              I use @OpenBSDAms btw

                                                                              Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

                                                                              Alt...Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

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                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                dating culture clash

                                                                                plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person.

Daemon: "So, how was the date?"

Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine."

Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?"

Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                                Alt...plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person. Daemon: "So, how was the date?" Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine." Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?" Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                  The Man of MATA pt1

                                                                                  next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115271

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                                                                                  Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                                  Alt...Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                                  Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

                                                                                  Alt...Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                                                                  Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

analognowhere presents: techno-mage in:

Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                                  Alt...Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                                  The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

                                                                                  Alt...The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

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                                                                                    [?]chesheer » 🌐
                                                                                    @chesheer@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                    I found this screenshot again and I still think it's brilliant. The best OS overview I've ever read.

                                                                                    Screenshot of a Reddit comment saying this:
Time for my OS opinion that's guaranteed to be unpopular with someone...
Sun Solaris used to be the OS that required overpriced proprietary hardware and still couldn't compete with Linux. That OS is now MacOS.
MacOS used to be the colorful and friendly walled garden OS that your non-techie parents would enjoy but was completely useless to you as a power user. That OS is now Windows.
Windows used to be the OS that could run a lot of apps, but was a headache to setup and maintain correctly and would sometimes blow up for no reason. That OS is now Linux.
Linux used to be the techie and developer oriented command-line OS that was lacking in desktop apps and might not support your hardware, but once you got it going, was rock solid and had no limits. That OS is now FreeBSD.

                                                                                    Alt...Screenshot of a Reddit comment saying this: Time for my OS opinion that's guaranteed to be unpopular with someone... Sun Solaris used to be the OS that required overpriced proprietary hardware and still couldn't compete with Linux. That OS is now MacOS. MacOS used to be the colorful and friendly walled garden OS that your non-techie parents would enjoy but was completely useless to you as a power user. That OS is now Windows. Windows used to be the OS that could run a lot of apps, but was a headache to setup and maintain correctly and would sometimes blow up for no reason. That OS is now Linux. Linux used to be the techie and developer oriented command-line OS that was lacking in desktop apps and might not support your hardware, but once you got it going, was rock solid and had no limits. That OS is now FreeBSD.

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                                                                                      [?]Unix Weekly » 🤖 🌐
                                                                                      @unix_discussions@mastodon.social

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                                                                                      [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                                      @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                      UPDATE: I haven't seen Recall in action there. I was just asking the doctor how they'll deal with it.

                                                                                      This morning, I went to the doctor for a scheduled appointment. While she was looking at the results of blood tests from two years ago on the screen (and suggested repeating them for a follow-up), I realized she was using Windows 11. A detail came to mind. The doctor is extremely polite and friendly, so I asked her, "How do you handle the feature called Recall?" The doctor was taken aback and had no idea what I was talking about. I was about to drop the conversation, but she, being a serious professional, immediately called the technicians who manage their PCs to ask for clarification. They downplayed it, saying it's not an issue and that it's a feature "on all PCs, so we can't do anything about it." She started to express that she didn’t like it and wanted it deactivated. No luck: they won’t proceed because, according to them, even deactivating it is "a hack that could compromise future updates." She’s furious and will talk to her colleagues and the decision-makers. She wants secure systems because "there’s patient data involved."

                                                                                      In reality, patient data is stored on servers (which I haven't investigated), but everything that appears on the screen is, in my opinion, at risk.

                                                                                      I’ve offered to help them find a solution—because, if I'm right, all they need is LibreOffice and a browser. In that case, I’ll suggest one of the *BSD or Linux systems and do it for free.

                                                                                      I don’t want to make money off my doctor. I just want patient data to be (sufficiently) secure.

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                                                                                        [?]Neil Brown [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                        @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                        If you are thinking of moving from Windows to Linux and are not sure where to start, here's the software that I am using day to day:

                                                                                        decoded.legal/blog/2024/09/run

                                                                                        (Work-focus, as that is where I spend most of my (computing) time, but I am Linux-only for personal computing too.)

                                                                                        And don't forget that many Free software programs have Windows versions too, so you can test before you leap.

                                                                                        Good luck!