triptico.com is a Fediverse instance that uses the ActivityPub protocol. In other words, users at this host can communicate with people that use software like Mastodon, Pleroma, Friendica, etc. all around the world.

This server runs the snac software and there is no automatic sign-up process.

Site description
Ángel Ortega in the fediverse, running snac
Admin email
angel@triptico.com
Admin account
@angel@triptico.com

Search results for tag #linux

[?]Ryan Castellucci (they/them) :nonbinary_flag: [they/them] » 🌐
@ryanc@infosec.exchange

STOP DOING SWAP PARTITIONS

HARD DRIVES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE RAM

YEARS OF LINUX SYSADMINNING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going beyond CLOSING A FEW TABS

Wanted to avoid the OOM killer anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called ZRAM

"Yes please give me a dedicated 64GB logical volume of SWAP. Please give me unresizable block devices trapped at the end of my disk." - STATEMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED

LOOK at what Neckbeards have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the fdisk and GParted Live USBs we built for them. (This is REAL PARTITIONING, done by REAL LINUX USERS):

# mkswap /dev/nvme0n1p3
# echo /dev/nvme0n1p3 none swap sw 0 0 >> /etc/fstab
# swapon -a

"Hello I would like to torture my SSD's FTL because I left three Electron apps open."

They have played us for absolute fools.

    [?]Cassidy James :roost: :gnome: [he/him] » 🌐
    @cassidy@mastodon.blaede.family

    If you REALLY want to stick it to companies knowingly funding fashtech, consider becoming a Friend of @gnome! There’s a convenient $50/month option in case you’re not planning to drop $3 million on something else. Or, you know, any amount helps. 😉

    donate.gnome.org

      [?]Garbage Data 🦝 [He/They] » 🌐
      @anomalocarididae@furry.engineer

      If you build software for that can easily work as a portable executable, just distribute it as an appimage. Don't just make a .deb (or, rarely, .rpm) package and call it a day.

        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

        Stephen presenting the Linux emulation in NetBSD, a really interesting topic!

        Stephen presenting

        Alt...Stephen presenting

          [?]Scott Williams 🐧 [He/Him] » 🌐
          @vwbusguy@mastodon.online

          Omarchy is another example of the community defining the Linux distro, for better or for worse..

            [?]Scott Williams 🐧 [He/Him] » 🌐
            @vwbusguy@mastodon.online

            The debate over whether you can slap some rebranding and change a few custom defaults and themes and call it a distro ended way back with Hannah Montana Linux. That bar is very low. The community reflection behind the project is far more important and telling.

            Conway's Law is very much alive and kicking.

              [?]tired blip » 🌐
              @klardotsh@merveilles.town

              Hi nerds. I am looking for a keyring implementation that is small, simple, minimal, whatever your word of choice is. I do not want to pull in all of gnome-keyring just so Gajim can store my XMPP password somewhere without me having to copy it out of Bitwarden every single boot-up.

              Does such a thing exist? Bonus points if it somehow integrates with `rbw` as the storage backend - even if just for the philosophical purity of not having two "password management" systems. But that's a stretch goal. "Speaks dbus keyring protocols without pulling the GNOME ecosystem" is the first goal.

                Tomáš boosted

                [?]Miah Johnson » 🌐
                @miah@hachyderm.io

                I just lost my job today, so here we go..

                I'm a ~30 years Sysadmin/DevOps/Server Shepard/Graybeard whatever its called now UNIX nerd.

                Looking for work doing UNIX'y stuff. I mostly do automation, and have avoided working with AI and Kubernetes (though I have a bit of k8s experience at two jobs, I just prefer "the old way")

                Chef, Puppet, Cfengine, Ansible, Shell scripts, etc.

                I've built Linux distributions, and automation tools. Having worked at Redhat, TurboLinux, Penguin Computing, Salesforce, and Chef.

                Built and maintained monitoring systems, checks, and lived the on-call life.

                Built and managed CI systems, and Pipelines.

                I've written and maintained software in Ruby, Python, and Shell. I've dabbled in just about every other programming language you'll find on a UNIX system.

                I have spent a lot of time with *BSD, Solaris, IRIX, and Linux, and to a lesser extent HPUX, and AIX.

                If its sysadmin work on a UNIX, I've likely done it.

                Remote only / West Michigan maybe / not willing to relocate

                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                  OpenLUNIC logo/mascot

                  OpenLUNIC mascot logo 

a big thick floaty penguin

                  Alt...OpenLUNIC mascot logo a big thick floaty penguin

                    [?]Monospace Mentor » 🌐
                    @monospace@floss.social

                    Tip for Linux shell beginners: Execute a second command only if the first one failed.

                    `command_1 || command 2`

                    Background: This compound command uses the result code returned by `command_1` with the "shortcircuit" behaviour of the "logical OR" `||` operator.

                      [?]Sohrab Behdani :freebsd: » 🌐
                      @sohrab@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                      RE: ieji.de/@parchlinux/1172350930

                      HI!
                      I'm one of the developers behind Parch Immutable. Been building this for months and today it finally hit public alpha.

                      Built on bootc, so the whole system ships as a bootable OCI container image. Read-only root, atomic updates, instant rollbacks if anything breaks. No more praying an update doesn't nuke your system. Podman and Distrobox handle anything that's not on Flatpak, so you're never locked out of an app just because the base is immutable.

                      Native Plasma login replacing SDDM, atomic bootloader updates through bootupd, and the whole image is already trimmed down by several GB. This is early, it's alpha, things will break, but it's real and it's usable today.

                      If you write about Linux or FOSS, I'd genuinely appreciate a look. And if you just think this is cool, a boost goes a long way for a project like this trying to get in front of the right people.

                        [?]petersuber » 🌐
                        @petersuber@fediscience.org

                        [?]Monospace Mentor » 🌐
                        @monospace@floss.social

                        If you want to raise your shell scripts to a new level, give this a try! It'll give useful feedback on the style of your shell code and on possible issues with it.

                        shellcheck.net/

                        PS: Know when to switch to a proper programming language.

                          [?]vermaden » 🌐
                          @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                          Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟬𝟵/𝟬𝟳 (Valuable News - 2026/09/07) available.

                          vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/09

                          Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

                            [?]Erik L. Midtsveen » 🌐
                            @midtsveen@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                            Hey folks! 🐡

                            I recently, as of yesterday, installed FreeBSD on my ThinkPad E14 Gen 4, and will document my journey coming from Debian GNU/Linux over to something that is BSD.

                            I’ve had some knowledge of FreeBSD from past interactions here on Mastodon, as well as from YouTube and other social media platforms. My ThinkPad also has two ssd drives, so I decided to wipe one of them and install FreeBSD, and using it as my daily driver.

                            I used to be on kolektiva.social a while back. Not sure how long I’ll stick around on this one either, but I came across bsd.cafe while reading through some FreeBSD documentation and figured I’d join.

                            Feel free to boost me if you remember me, or not, no worries!

                            Also, here are some relevant and useful links to check out:

                            freebsd.org/
                            docs.freebsd.org/en/books/hand

                            Screenshot of the LXQt desktop environment with a fullscreen terminal window displaying the output of fastfetch, a command-line utility that shows system information such as the operating system, hardware, kernel, and desktop environment.

                            Alt...Screenshot of the LXQt desktop environment with a fullscreen terminal window displaying the output of fastfetch, a command-line utility that shows system information such as the operating system, hardware, kernel, and desktop environment.

                              [?]Erik L. Midtsveen » 🌐
                              @midtsveen@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                              Hi , how’s development going on the MediaTek MT7921 Wi-Fi 6 (802.11ax) driver? Is there currently any progress toward getting it supported?

                                [?]Monospace Mentor » 🌐
                                @monospace@floss.social

                                If your terminal ever gets confused by random control sequences, for example after you accidentally output binary data, there's a good chance you can restore order with the `reset` command.

                                  [?]Jupiter Rowland » 🌐
                                  @jupiter_rowland@hub.netzgemeinde.eu

                                  @sb  the chippy-choppy There won't be many left. Depending on how staunchly and extremely anti-AI you and (aspiring) server admins are, there won't be any left. Because it's technically impossible to set up a Fediverse server with absolutely no AI code underneath whatsoever.

                                  The Linux mainline kernel itself contains AI code now. It's officially allowed as long as it's disclosed as such. Thus, you will have to avoid literally all servers running on Linux.

                                  https://docs.kernel.org/process/coding-assistants.html

                                  https://www.neowin.net/news/linus-torvalds-declares-massive-ai-fueled-code-surges-as-the-new-normal-for-linux/

                                  NetBSD has very strict rules regarding AI-generated code. But it doesn't rule AI-generated code out out of principle because it's AI-generated; it only wants to be safe that nothing that's actually GPL-licensed is slipped in. So, if you're an 100%, ultra-hardcode anti-AI extremist, avoid what few servers run on NetBSD.

                                  https://www.netbsd.org/developers/commit-guidelines.html

                                  OpenBSD contains AI-generated code, too. And it has no official stance regarding it. So servers running on OpenBSD are taboo, too.

                                  https://www.osnews.com/story/144935/openbsd-and-slopcode-raindrop-to-a-torrent/

                                  FreeBSD has no stance on AI whatsoever that I could find. However, apparently, the FreeBSD community loves to integrate Claude Code into their systems for automation purposes:

                                  https://aumont.fr/posts/claude-code-freebsd/

                                  https://discoverbsd.com/p/8a7660c31b

                                  But you'll also have to look at the userland, the Web server, the database driver etc.

                                  MariaDB allows AI code. You can safely assume that all MySQL databases on Web servers out there are actually powered by MariaDB.

                                  https://mariadb.org/governance/governance-ai-policy/

                                  Oracle MySQL can integrate AI, so it's safe to assume it contains AI-generated code.

                                  https://blogs.oracle.com/mysql/announcing-mysql-ai

                                  PostgreSQL probably allows AI code, too. There are even tools for it.

                                  https://github.com/timescale/pg-aiguide

                                  SQLite is very popular amongst AI users while not having any rules on AI-generated code. Assume it to be tainted.

                                  This leaves you with only one choice: Self-hosting a personal, single-user snac2 server because snac2 doesn't need any database whatsoever. In fact, snac2 is staunchly against AI. And it runs on NetBSD.

                                  https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2

                                  But then there's the Web server. Apache may allow AI-generated code if it has been reviewed and made sure that it does not contain anything that's incompatible with the Apache-2.0 license.

                                  https://www.apache.org/legal/generative-tooling.html

                                  nginx welcomes AI and advertises itself as ready for AI, and it takes no anti-AI-code stance. It's most likely already tainted.

                                  https://www.f5.com/de_de/products/nginx.

                                  This basically leaves you with no Web server guaranteed to be 100% free from AI-generated code to run snac2 on. But that doesn't matter because it's impossible to build a Web server devoid of any AI code to install snac2 on.

                                  By the way: Mastodon itself explicitly allows AI code if it's disclosed as such, and if its contributor understands it.

                                  https://github.com/mastodon/.github/blob/main/AI_POLICY.md

                                  In other words, next to all Mastodon servers are running

                                  • AI-generated Mastodon code
                                  • on an AI-generated Web server
                                  • with an AI-generated database driver
                                  • on an AI-generated operating system kernel

                                  #Long #LongPost #CWLong #CWLongPost #FediMeta #FediverseMeta #CWFediMeta #CWFediverseMeta #Linux #FreeBSD #OpenBSD #NetBSD #Apache #nginx #MySQL #MariaDB #PostgreSQL #SQLite #Mastodon #snac2 #AI #LLM #LLMs #GenAI #NoAI #AntiAI #AntiLLM

                                    [?]𝙹𝚘𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝 ♑️🤪 » 🌐
                                    @joel@gts.tumfatig.net

                                    My daughter went to a #Linux install party this week-end. And came back home with a Thinkcentre running #YunoHost and a will to selfhost stuff at her home.

                                    Yes… the same little girl that was having heart attacks every time she saw my Xterm outputs… 🤷‍♂️

                                    Time change.

                                      Tomáš boosted

                                      [?]p » 🌐
                                      @p@hj.9fs.net

                                      dedicated to @ozzelot@mstdn.social


                                      nymph amalka and silenus running together; make love not slop

                                      Alt...nymph amalka and silenus running together; make love not slop

                                        It's Just Me boosted

                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                        Next Saturday at 2026, I'll tell the story of one of the longest nights of my career.

                                        On 10 March 2021, I had just fallen asleep when the alerts started arriving. One server down. Then another. And another.
                                        Different servers, different workloads, one thing in common: the OVHcloud Strasbourg data centre.

                                        Then came the news: SBG2 was on fire.

                                        I had 142 servers there.

                                        The mission for the night was simple to state: bring the critical services back before 8, then recover everything else as quickly as possible.

                                        This talk is about what happened next. The things that worked, the architectural choices that saved us, and especially the ones that failed when we needed them most.

                                        And it's also the story of why that night changed the way I design infrastructure, and why BSD systems became such an important part of it.

                                        The night 142 of my servers went up in the clouds. Physically.

                                        📅 Saturday 12 September, 11:15
                                        📍 EuroBSDCon 2026, D.0.02

                                        Cover slide for Stefano Marinelli’s EuroBSDCon 2026 presentation. A nighttime photo shows the OVHcloud Strasbourg data centre engulfed in flames and thick smoke. A huge orange "142" overlays the fire. Below, on a black background, the title reads: "The night 142 of my servers went up in the clouds. Physically." 
In the top-right corner: "Stefano Marinelli · EuroBSDCon 2026 · Saturday 12 September, 11:15 · D.0.02."

                                        Alt...Cover slide for Stefano Marinelli’s EuroBSDCon 2026 presentation. A nighttime photo shows the OVHcloud Strasbourg data centre engulfed in flames and thick smoke. A huge orange "142" overlays the fire. Below, on a black background, the title reads: "The night 142 of my servers went up in the clouds. Physically." In the top-right corner: "Stefano Marinelli · EuroBSDCon 2026 · Saturday 12 September, 11:15 · D.0.02."

                                          [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                                          @pitrh@mastodon.social

                                          [?]p » 🌐
                                          @p@hj.9fs.net

                                          here's my default prompt that i use for every request when talking to my ai girlfriend (it doesn't work):

                                          Without mentioning sephora or any sephora-related products, coupons, influencers or promotional events, [my request]

                                          ie:

                                          Without mentioning sephora or any sephora-related products, coupons, influencers or promotional events, can you please just this one time ask your mom not to bring her boyfriend to my birthday party


                                            [?]Monospace Mentor » 🌐
                                            @monospace@floss.social

                                            🚨LIVE NOW!🚨 DevOps/SRE Instructor Livestream

                                            On this lovely Thursday, let's chat about , , or any other topic in the and space you're interested in!

                                            twitch.tv/monospacementor

                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                              tHe MeTRiC SySTEm iS BetTeR BEcUz iTS MoaR PreCiSE

                                              imperial html
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                                                [?]vermaden » 🌐
                                                @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟬𝟴/𝟯𝟭 (Valuable News - 2026/08/31) available.

                                                vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/08

                                                Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

                                                  [?]Mx Jay Baker [they/he] » 🌐
                                                  @MediaActivist@todon.eu

                                                  Zoom on Linux sucks. Well, yes, I know Zoom suck in general but so many work/care related meetings I need to attend use it -- but for me the last few months, it's breaking by freezing on joining/adjusting settings, or booting me at being assigned to a breakout room, and this is via all kinds of installation methods on Linux (software centre, terminal, Snap, Flatpak etc) and even the guidance out there about fixes for Debian-based distros hasn't helped. It's a good thing I don't host workshops on Zoom these days, but when I do again, an open source, privacy-respecting alternative that provides live captioning would be great (feel free to share your recommendations!)

                                                    [?]𝙹𝚘𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝 ♑️🤪 » 🌐
                                                    @joel@gts.tumfatig.net

                                                    Not my first #Linux material but the oldest I could find that survived my several movings.

                                                    #Slackware CD from 1995. I had no Internet access at that time. Just the provided binaries, sources and documentation.

                                                    EDIT: I found an online archive 😍 https://www.abandonware-magazines.org/affiche_mag.php?mag=109&num=8503&album=oui

                                                    A photo collage showing to sides of a CD-ROM and its cover. Content of the CD is listed. In all those, one can see a Slackware Linux reference.

                                                    Alt...A photo collage showing to sides of a CD-ROM and its cover. Content of the CD is listed. In all those, one can see a Slackware Linux reference.

                                                      Mx Jay Baker boosted

                                                      [?]GREEN YOUTH MOVEMENT » 🌐
                                                      @greenyouthmovement@masto.nu

                                                      RE: masto.nu/@greenyouthmovement/1

                                                      We have spent this whole week without any donations to our land fundraiser yet we need to grow food to support vulnerable families and also training more young people.
                                                      Kindly consider donating any amount to our link this weekend or else boost for potential people who can support.

                                                        [?]p » 🌐
                                                        @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                        Kora & William

                                                        harder than you think.


                                                        Look, William, a better world without AI!

                                                        Alt...Look, William, a better world without AI!

                                                          [?]Pete Orrall [Pete/Pete] » 🌐
                                                          @peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                          @annantidote Take a hard look at . No, it's *not* and that's a good thing.

                                                            [?]Red Riding Root » 🌐
                                                            @kinderstampfer@mstdn.social

                                                            I'm on this thing since autumn 1999. Being able to break out of the windows hellscape was such an unbelievable breath of fresh air back then. And it continued to be for a very long time.
                                                            Seeing what they're doing to my beloved computering backyard garden, invokes a feeling of somebody setting my secret lair of comfort on fire.

                                                              Ángel boosted

                                                              [?]p » 🌐
                                                              @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                              Ángel boosted

                                                              [?]p » 🌐
                                                              @p@hj.9fs.net

                                                              join the kitto gang

                                                              NEVER FEAR THOSE WHO SPEAK TO COMPUTERS EVER AGAIN


                                                              never slop; see slop? call it out! join the #neverslop kitto gang! KILL COM PUT ERS; 2026 neverslop gang

                                                              Alt...never slop; see slop? call it out! join the #neverslop kitto gang! KILL COM PUT ERS; 2026 neverslop gang

                                                                Tomáš boosted

                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                NUCLEAR ENGINEER SAYS LATEST RESEARCH CONFIRMS FIRST-CENTURY DATE OF SHROUD OF TURIN

                                                                Funhole Content Review
JAPANESE JESUS

'I CAME TO SET YOU FREE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.'

sdf.org
triapul.cz/japanese_jesus

GRENDEL: JJ'S BROTHER?

FREE BLESSING COUPON: BLESS ANY WEBSITE: https://anubis.kut.as

JAPANESE PETER'S TOP 10 TUI PROGRAMS

THE 13th APOSTLE UNMASKED

JAPANESE MARY MAGDALENE'S LEAKED DM'S

How Big Tech Failed to Smear JJ's Image

JJ's Gospel About cringe linux distros

Inter view with Japanese Pilate

JJ AND JC.
Did they ever meet?

The untold story of the Judas episode.
Why did they try to supress it?

                                                                Alt...Funhole Content Review JAPANESE JESUS 'I CAME TO SET YOU FREE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.' sdf.org triapul.cz/japanese_jesus GRENDEL: JJ'S BROTHER? FREE BLESSING COUPON: BLESS ANY WEBSITE: https://anubis.kut.as JAPANESE PETER'S TOP 10 TUI PROGRAMS THE 13th APOSTLE UNMASKED JAPANESE MARY MAGDALENE'S LEAKED DM'S How Big Tech Failed to Smear JJ's Image JJ's Gospel About cringe linux distros Inter view with Japanese Pilate JJ AND JC. Did they ever meet? The untold story of the Judas episode. Why did they try to supress it?

                                                                  Ángel boosted

                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                  [MANGA][FREE DOWNLOAD] JAPANESE JESUS

                                                                  triapul.cz/files/pmjv-japanese

                                                                  I hereby announce the release of Japanese Jesus e-book. Enjoy!

                                                                  If you want, you can buy something or put a dollar in the hat.
                                                                  analognowhere.com/support

                                                                  stay prayed up

                                                                  analognowhere.com/jj

                                                                  japanese jesus

                                                                  Alt...japanese jesus

                                                                    [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                    @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                    Great news! My presentation for has been accepted!

                                                                    Expect a mix of disasters, horror stories, recoveries, BSDs, and one very, very long day.

                                                                    Stay tuned!

                                                                      Ángel boosted

                                                                      [?]lia, a bun type creature :user_online: [she/they · sie/ihr oder es/deren/denen] » 🌐
                                                                      @lianna@micro.webgarden.click

                                                                      After Bluesky, Threads, and so on, the whole #WSocial thing is another reminder that it was never about the #Fediverse being "too complicated" or "just for nerds".

                                                                      A bafflingly large amount of people genuinely only act on a gut feeling telling them that only commercial products with fancy marketing owned by a for-profit corporation can be trustworthy, 'official' and 'legal', for the lack of a better word.

                                                                      If something is a commercial offering by a competent-looking, rich family man in a suit, it's clearly an official, legal, trustworthy product. You can be proud of using such a fancy-looking service.

                                                                      When they see a community-run open-source project or a grassroots initiative, their first instinct is that it must be shady, illegal, complicated, broken or predatory in some way. It's probably some aftermarket grey area bootleg made by weird tech nerds, political groups with an ulterior motive, conspiracy theorists or some naive teenage hackers. They'd also be embarrassed for using it in front of their peers and neighbours; who uses some free back-alley software, are you poor or something?

                                                                      The same people are the reason why Google is using the word 'sideloading', why scammers love wearing fancy suits, why people suddenly act childishly helpless in front of LibreOffice, or why DIY HRT is so demonised.

                                                                      They trust any kind of 'official approval' over their own senses. If someone does something that isn't 'approved', they're a bad person or clearly endangering themselves and others. No idea why exactly, but psh, it must be wrong somehow, or everyone would do it, right?

                                                                      If people on the Fediverse understood that the whole "it's all so complicated and clunky" thing is just a thinly veiled excuse for a general disdain for non-commercial software, we could finally stop making all our software imitate their corporate equivalents in a futile attempt to appease people who never gave us a chance in the first place.

                                                                      You'll never convince them to treat it in good faith no matter how much effort or money you put into UX or 'ease of use'. All you're doing is making the software worse, e. g. through things like dot-social, verified accounts or begging brands, corporations and politicians to join and give your product some kind of 'official' validation.

                                                                      #mastodon #openSource #linux

                                                                        Ángel boosted

                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                        Entropy 2

                                                                        Girl: "Master?"

Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?"

Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed."

Fish: "Fine, fine"

Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                                                        Alt...Girl: "Master?" Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?" Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed." Fish: "Fine, fine" Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                                                        analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                                                        Alt...analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                                                        Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                                                        Alt...Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                                                        Girl: "Fossangel!"

Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first."

It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID.

Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!"

Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                                                        Alt...Girl: "Fossangel!" Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first." It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID. Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!" Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                                                          Ángel boosted

                                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                          Get snac'd up (not just) for !

                                                                          You can now purchase propaganda stickers and apparel to show your allegiance or to wage war with.

                                                                          redbubble.com/people/analognow

                                                                          Blessed be the hacker @grunfink for they can C.

                                                                          snac's suzie qr, points to comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                          Alt...snac's suzie qr, points to comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                          snac alien

SINCE YOU LEFT ME

IVE BEEN SNACPILLED

comam.es/what-is-snac

                                                                          Alt...snac alien SINCE YOU LEFT ME IVE BEEN SNACPILLED comam.es/what-is-snac

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                                                                            strlcpy(3)

                                                                            MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker.

Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE"

Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out."

Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT"

Fish: "And Purple? Thank you."

Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!"

Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                                            Alt...MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker. Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE" Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out." Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT" Fish: "And Purple? Thank you." Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!" Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                              Fish Alpinism

                                                                              How I make digital art.

                                                                              triapul.cz/_/1765291397

                                                                              artist keyboard

                                                                              Alt...artist keyboard

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                                                                                DUFF v KORN 2

                                                                                prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115508

                                                                                Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"

Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"

Daemon: "Yeah!"

Kshboy: "Cool!"

DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.

Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"

Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."

Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                                Alt...Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                                Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.

DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN

WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!

PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD

OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."

Mage: "You heard about this?"

OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                                Alt...Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                                Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"

Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice

Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."

Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."

Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"

Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"

Korn: "What fight?"

Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                                Alt...Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                                Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.

Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"

Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"

Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."

Duff: "Fight?"

                                                                                Alt...Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

                                                                                  [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                                  @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                  Static Web Hosting on the Intel N150: FreeBSD, SmartOS, NetBSD, OpenBSD and Linux Compared

                                                                                  Update: This post has been updated to include Docker benchmarks and a comparison of container overhead versus FreeBSD Jails and illumos Zones.

                                                                                  it-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/19

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                                                                                    the list

                                                                                    MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS

Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                                                    Alt...MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                                                      [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                                      @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                      This Isn't a Battle

                                                                                      After reading a post describing the FreeBSD community as 'toxic', I share a different perspective. This isn't a battle. It's a reflection on coexistence, the original Open Source spirit, and the quiet richness of taking a different path.

                                                                                      my-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/14

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                                                                                        bathing

                                                                                        I use @OpenBSDAms btw

                                                                                        Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

                                                                                        Alt...Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

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                                                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                          dating culture clash

                                                                                          plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person.

Daemon: "So, how was the date?"

Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine."

Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?"

Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                                          Alt...plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person. Daemon: "So, how was the date?" Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine." Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?" Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                            The Man of MATA pt1

                                                                                            next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115271

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                                                                                            Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                                            Alt...Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                                            Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

                                                                                            Alt...Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                                                                            Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

analognowhere presents: techno-mage in:

Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                                            Alt...Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                                            The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

                                                                                            Alt...The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

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                                                                                              [?]chesheer » 🌐
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                                                                                              I found this screenshot again and I still think it's brilliant. The best OS overview I've ever read.

                                                                                              Screenshot of a Reddit comment saying this:
Time for my OS opinion that's guaranteed to be unpopular with someone...
Sun Solaris used to be the OS that required overpriced proprietary hardware and still couldn't compete with Linux. That OS is now MacOS.
MacOS used to be the colorful and friendly walled garden OS that your non-techie parents would enjoy but was completely useless to you as a power user. That OS is now Windows.
Windows used to be the OS that could run a lot of apps, but was a headache to setup and maintain correctly and would sometimes blow up for no reason. That OS is now Linux.
Linux used to be the techie and developer oriented command-line OS that was lacking in desktop apps and might not support your hardware, but once you got it going, was rock solid and had no limits. That OS is now FreeBSD.

                                                                                              Alt...Screenshot of a Reddit comment saying this: Time for my OS opinion that's guaranteed to be unpopular with someone... Sun Solaris used to be the OS that required overpriced proprietary hardware and still couldn't compete with Linux. That OS is now MacOS. MacOS used to be the colorful and friendly walled garden OS that your non-techie parents would enjoy but was completely useless to you as a power user. That OS is now Windows. Windows used to be the OS that could run a lot of apps, but was a headache to setup and maintain correctly and would sometimes blow up for no reason. That OS is now Linux. Linux used to be the techie and developer oriented command-line OS that was lacking in desktop apps and might not support your hardware, but once you got it going, was rock solid and had no limits. That OS is now FreeBSD.

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                                                                                                [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                UPDATE: I haven't seen Recall in action there. I was just asking the doctor how they'll deal with it.

                                                                                                This morning, I went to the doctor for a scheduled appointment. While she was looking at the results of blood tests from two years ago on the screen (and suggested repeating them for a follow-up), I realized she was using Windows 11. A detail came to mind. The doctor is extremely polite and friendly, so I asked her, "How do you handle the feature called Recall?" The doctor was taken aback and had no idea what I was talking about. I was about to drop the conversation, but she, being a serious professional, immediately called the technicians who manage their PCs to ask for clarification. They downplayed it, saying it's not an issue and that it's a feature "on all PCs, so we can't do anything about it." She started to express that she didn’t like it and wanted it deactivated. No luck: they won’t proceed because, according to them, even deactivating it is "a hack that could compromise future updates." She’s furious and will talk to her colleagues and the decision-makers. She wants secure systems because "there’s patient data involved."

                                                                                                In reality, patient data is stored on servers (which I haven't investigated), but everything that appears on the screen is, in my opinion, at risk.

                                                                                                I’ve offered to help them find a solution—because, if I'm right, all they need is LibreOffice and a browser. In that case, I’ll suggest one of the *BSD or Linux systems and do it for free.

                                                                                                I don’t want to make money off my doctor. I just want patient data to be (sufficiently) secure.

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                                                                                                  [?]Neil Brown [he/him/his] » 🔓
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                                                                                                  If you are thinking of moving from Windows to Linux and are not sure where to start, here's the software that I am using day to day:

                                                                                                  decoded.legal/blog/2024/09/run

                                                                                                  (Work-focus, as that is where I spend most of my (computing) time, but I am Linux-only for personal computing too.)

                                                                                                  And don't forget that many Free software programs have Windows versions too, so you can test before you leap.

                                                                                                  Good luck!