Ángel

@angel@triptico.com



I post in English / publico en español

LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO (novela)https://librosdelfuturo.es/producto/la-atalaya-recortada-contra-el-cielo/
YO NO SOY PAVEL (novela)https://distrito93.com/catalogo/yo-no-soy-pavel/
tilde.clubhttps://tilde.club/~angel/
Ann Hell Musichttps://exode.me/accounts/annhell
Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/hkp/1AFAE6809099EB5CD65A4E32B498DDC28F4584FF

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[?]Ángel » 🌐
@angel@triptico.com

Though I write my novels in Spanish (my native language), I also write short pieces in English. Some of them are published here, tagged as .

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    [?]Ángel » 🌐
    @angel@triptico.com

    Mi relato de ciencia-ficción Tan lejos, tan solos ha quedado finalista del II Certamen Cuentos del bosque oscuro 2025.

    https://youtu.be/EuUyROUN-Bg?si=YboaUH-iSE_8mPTo&t=573

    Cartel del certamen

    Alt...Cartel del certamen

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    [?]Ángel » 🌐
    @angel@triptico.com

    Ya está a la venta mi última novela, LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO. Se puede comprar en librerías de España, en la web de la editorial (Ediciones Cydonia / Libros del Futuro) o en Amazon.

    Comprar LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO (editorial Libros del Futuro)

    Sinopsis:

    Bran tuvo una adolescencia complicada, y su vida adulta no es mejor. Una sucesión de pérdidas familiares, una gran cicatriz en la cara y sus circunstancias personales han forjado en ella una personalidad esquiva.

    Y como si fuera una maldición añadida, la protagonista hereda y debe hacerse cargo de una casa familiar, epicentro de buena parte de las desgracias que se abatieron sobre sus seres queridos.

    Una visita a la enmohecida y arruinada vivienda, ubicada en un pequeño pueblo madrileño, sumergirá a Bran en una travesía angustiante por túneles oscuros, estancias claustrofóbicas y seres terroríficos.


    Portada de LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO

    Alt...Portada de LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO

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    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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    I love JetBrainsMono and Agave.

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      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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      This is poetry.

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        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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        Opened the window to check a noise.
        Saw nothing but the void - a wall of fog.
        Closed it.

        I now have zero answers and new fears.

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          [?]Ángel » 🌐
          @angel@triptico.com

          It seems by now that he has returned to where he fucking belongs

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            [?]Hyde 📷 🖋 :debian: » 🌐
            @hyde@lazybear.social

            046 with @stefano

            He's a enthusiast, he hangs out at the cafe, and write about various systems.
            If Unix tips interest you, you should definitely check him out.
            Today, he shares his thoughts on , , , , and .

            lazybea.rs/ovr-046

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              [?]Ángel » 🌐
              @angel@triptico.com

              WOMEN OF LEMNOS

              When the Argonauts arrived on a humid and sunny day to the island of Λημνος (Lemnos), they found it a desolate place: no males were to be found. Jason and his companions were informed that the women of Lemnos had killed all of them; fathers, husbands, sons. Some time ago, a strange frenzy had motivated all males to travel to Thrace, abduct women from there, make them their spouses and bring them back to the island. All native women responded with violence: the massive killing was one of anger and jealousy and outrage. Jason, after begging for an elaboration on the cause of that frenzy, was told that the men of Lemnos had accused all women of heresy because of an awful smell emanating from their private parts. Finally Hypsipyle, queen of Lemnos, explained that the hideous odor were given as a curse to women by the anger of Aphrodite, offended by their lack of offerings and worshiping. The Argonauts stayed in the island for a long time (even years, according to some sources) and cohabited with the women of Lemnos; we can only guess that by then the bad smell was gone or that it was not that awful after all.

              There is an apocryphal saying that the women of Lemnos stopped worshiping Aphrodite because they were dreaming about a bunch of handsome men on a fancy boat that were to arrive to the island on a humid and sunny day.


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                [?]datarama » 🌐
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                @NanoRaptor I became good friends with a wild mallard.

                She had nested nearby with her ducklings, and one day the little family came wandering by my ex' porch and I decided to offer them a little selection of seeds and berries from the kitchen (not bread; that's duck junk food). This happened a few times - and then the ducklings grew up and left home.

                But the mother remembered - she'd come back many times, often just to hang out (she wasn't always interested in food). She even learned to knock on the porch door with her bill if she wanted my attention and I was inside. When she saw me arriving on the footpath from the bus stop she'd run over to me and follow me to the door, quacking at me like she was trying to have a conversation with me. (And of course I'd reply - I always talk to animals). I could even pat her lightly on the back or give her scritches on the neck if I wanted. If I came out on the porch to sit she'd often come over and sit beside me.

                But she was still suspicious and afraid of all other humans except me and my ex. The local children would sometimes notice that I had a "tame duck" - but she'd flee when any of them came nearby. I'd tell them that she wasn't tame at all; she and I had just become friends.

                (I think that for animals that practice parental care, "you were kind to my kids" is a near-universal way of becoming good friends.)

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                  [?]Ángel » 🔓
                  @angel@triptico.com

                  Maybe not as spectacular, but also pretty interesting.

                  CC: @ricardo@bsd.cafe

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                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                    @angel@triptico.com

                    Yeah, I understand, something we can share our impressions of later in the bar with a beer 😆

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                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                      I think experiencing a global annihilation meteor impact would be remarkable

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                        [?]War and Peas 🧿 » 🌐
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                        Christmas Chainsaw Massacre

                        4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

                        Alt...4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

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                        [?]Laura Manach :bongoCat: » 🌐
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                        Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

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                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                        @angel@triptico.com

                        I know how that sounds 😆 Have a great weekend!

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                          [?]pixx » 🔓
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                          snark, consumerism [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                          > "We recommend this shoe organizer with room for 40 pairs! It fits in compact areas like a small apartment!"

                          Sorry but if you have _40 pairs of shoes_ living in a tiny apartment and you're buying this thing you're some form of class traitor.

                          Which class you're betraying depends on whether you went into debt to buy those shoes 😂

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                          [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                          FROM DUST TO WAR

                          Let it begin

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                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                            The Man of MATA pt3 - The first MATA_BOT

                            previously: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

                            Mata Brother: "Will this work?"

Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better."

Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS."

Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me."

Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise."

Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."

                            Alt...Mata Brother: "Will this work?" Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better." Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS." Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me." Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise." Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."

                            Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive."

Pentium-M Man: "No..."

Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?"

Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?"

Mata Brother: "Shhhh."

Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"

                            Alt...Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive." Pentium-M Man: "No..." Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?" Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?" Mata Brother: "Shhhh." Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"

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                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                              [...] To live longer than forty years is bad manners, is vulgar, immoral. Who does live beyond forty? Answer that, sincerely and honestly I will tell you who do: fools and worthless fellows.
                              Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from the Underground

                              CC: @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

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                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                Yes I do 😔

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                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                  More than one year without staring at the sea in my case. I feel incomplete.

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                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                  I love that birds shitting on trees is somewhat of a series in your portfolio

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                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                    This stunning photo has all the colors that ever existed

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                                      [?]Ángel » 🔓
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                                      😆

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                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                        Yeah, it's such a struggle. Good night!

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                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                          ¿Qué tipo de problemitas?

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                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                          Never too much italian coffee

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                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                            I see you. I also keep writing my own fiction and my own code and drawing with pen on paper LIKE A PRIMITIVE MAN, no AI on sight

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                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                            Probably very unrelated, but I enjoyed Bulgakov's Master and Margarita, with the devil in soviet russia and the giant cat and all that. Such a trip.

                                            CC: @rl_dane@snac.bsd.cafe

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                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                              It's great. Funny, crazy and a bit experimental.

                                              And yes, poor man 😆

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                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                Oh. No, I had no idea. I'll give a try.

                                                CC: @rl_dane@snac.bsd.cafe

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                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                  Yes, I did. It's an immense creative opus. Cervantes, while creating the first modern novel, he also created the first postmodern novel, with its three narrators and the fourth wall breaking and all that.

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                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                    Es sonrojante que estemos en diciembre de 2025 con todo lo que ha caído y todavía se ande diciendo "vayámonos de X".

                                                    Quien todavía esté ahí es cómplice.

                                                    CC: @tferrer@journa.host

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                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                      Yes, it is!

                                                      Also, Spanish is my mother tongue, so I have the privilege to read Borges' words as he conceived them, without external intrusion, and is a bliss.

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                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                        She then asks me where the switch is to turn it back on. I have no idea, of course.
                                                        Of course, as you do computer stuff, anything regarding cables is your expertise and responsability. Been there.

                                                        Anyway, as others have already said, this story says something good about the human quality of this person that, after realising their tantrum was inappropriate, called back and apoligized. Even more so if they're going through something.

                                                        We live in a very stressing world.

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                                                          [?]War and Peas 🧿 » 🌐
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                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                          Thank you. has always been one of my inspirations and favourite authors.

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                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                            Fish Alpinism

                                                            How I make digital art.

                                                            triapul.cz/_/1765291397

                                                            artist keyboard

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                                                              [?]Ángel » 🔓
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                                                              It is! Great documentalist, also.

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                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                THERE IS NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL

                                                                The Saint Boniface Maximum Security Prison. What a shithole.

                                                                "Hello, I would like to meet warden Titus Riccitelli", I said. The guard was a thin, old man that looked very bored. I gave him my business card.

                                                                "Miroslav...", he read it, paused, and said "Like the car?"

                                                                "What car?"

                                                                "The Corvette."

                                                                "No. Like the boat, but with a double T."

                                                                "A boat with a double what?"

                                                                "Is warden Riccitelli on premises? I have an appointment."

                                                                After waiting for a long time and crossing a myriad of corridors and annoying check points I finally got to the warden office.

                                                                "So you are Miroslav Corbett", said the warden, a bald, sweaty man with a ridiculous mustache. "I got a message from an angry bureaucrat from the government saying that you were about to come here. You have very important friends up there."

                                                                "Oh, I don't think so."

                                                                "Do you want a drink?"

                                                                "I don't do alcohol."

                                                                He looked at me with disdain in his face.

                                                                "Listen to me, young man. We are very busy here. I'm sure you don't understand the very important job that we..."

                                                                I interrupted him.

                                                                "I'm sorry, warden Riccitelli. I'm here for a very specific thing. I'd rather not be here, believe me. I don't want to waste your time. I'm only interested in one of your inmates. Just a short interview in her cell."

                                                                "What for?"

                                                                "As it says on my business card, I document things."

                                                                "What kind of things?"

                                                                "I keep a log of out-of-place happenings, reality distortions, unexpected presences and such. The duty of my department is to document the bizarre things that happen since the Great Anomaly..."

                                                                "Oh don't talk me about the Great Fucking Anomaly."

                                                                "I don't want to talk about it neither. I just need to meet a person that is incarcerated here. I just want to talk to Desdemona Dunkelmorgen."

                                                                He looked very upset or surprised or whatever.

                                                                "What? No way", he said. "She is the most dangerous person here. She is the most dangerous person in the whole fucking world. And I won't risk my resources by putting anyone of them near that damned bitch from hell."

                                                                "Do your employees know that you call them 'resources'?"

                                                                Warden Riccitelli took a ceramic ashtray from his table and launched it onto the wall. It exploded into pieces.

                                                                "Listen to me, little bastard..."

                                                                "Mr. Riccitelli," I interrupted him in my quietest voice while browsing my papers, "I know everything. Desdemona Dunkelmorgen, aka the Queen of Deception, aka the Mistress of Disguise, aka One-Trouble-On-Two-Legs. Born in Madrid, Spain. Who would say, bearing that name? Con artist, mischievous robber, ruthless blackmailer, despicable criminal, drinks while driving. Previous warden report: 'Handle with special care. Do NOT listen to her lies. She could be anywhere, anyone. She could be me or she could be you and you will not notice.' I'm not sure to understand what this last quote means."

                                                                "Damn. Holy Christ. I won't send my men to her cell because she will trick those dickheads and everything will go to hell again. I don't want another prison break from that motherfucking vixen. I will go there with you personally."

                                                                "I'm sure that is a very intelligent decision on your part."

                                                                "Come on, let's do it once for all."

                                                                He grabbed his own copy of the keys and we went down the belly of the prison. While on our way, I asked:

                                                                "Is it true what they say about her?"

                                                                "What do they say?"

                                                                "That she looks like no other woman in the world."

                                                                He took some time to answer. "To be honest, I don't know how she looks like."

                                                                "Haven't you seen her?"

                                                                "Not personally."

                                                                Not personally, I repeated to myself. What a douchebag.

                                                                We crossed the threshold to the hyper-ultra-high security block or whatever they called it and finally got to her cell's door.

                                                                "Ok, here we are", he said, "Be extremely careful."

                                                                "I'll be."

                                                                He unlocked the gate and we entered the cell. A small, barred window almost by the ceiling. Grey and dull walls. A dirty toilet. A chair and a table, no features. And nobody to be seen.

                                                                "What the fuck...?", he yelled, "But where...?"

                                                                He searched for her like crazy while swearing like a sailor: under the table, under the bed, as if she was as small as a mouse. Then he got back at me, his face red and swollen and sweaty:

                                                                "Why are you so calm? What the hell is happening here?"

                                                                "Have you heard the adage that the highest achievement of the devil was convincing men that he doesn't exist? Well, they don't call Desdemona Dunkelmorgen the Queen of Deception for nothing. She tricked you, all of you, into believing that she was here. She made you believe that you were able to catch her. In fact, it's a little more complicated; the highest achievement of Desdemona Dunkelmorgen was convincing men that she DOES exist. She is a trick of the mind. She is a glitch, a mirage. She is something that isn't and that shouldn't be."

                                                                Warden Riccitelli dropped to the floor, crying like a child.

                                                                "Oh my. I'm finished. Everybody will laugh at me for years."

                                                                "They'll do", I said, "but don't be too mean to yourself. Everybody was mislead. These illogical issues are overwhelming. All we can do is write about how this unfaithful reality is playing with us."

                                                                He jumped up in an explosion of rage, ran to the passage and started yelling at everybody.

                                                                "What are you doing there? Do something! Find her! Nuke this fucking place from above! It's the only way to be sure!"

                                                                "I'm afraid I have to leave", I said, but he was no longer listening to me.

                                                                It was a quiet evening out there. The parking lot at Saint Boniface was almost empty. I wrote some ideas on my notebook, not completely sure that I wasn't Desdemona Dunkelmorgen after all.

                                                                previously


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                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                  ❤️ Have a rest and have a happy Monday holiday

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                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🔓
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                                                                  It imitates the picture in the cover of Pink Floyd's album The Dark Side Of The Moon

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                                                                    [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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                                                                    Palabra para el sábado, 6 de diciembre de 2025:

                                                                    ADEFESIO

                                                                       Del lat. ad Ephesios 'a los efesios', título de una epístola de san Pablo, por alus. a las penalidades que pasó el santo en Éfeso durante su predicación.
                                                                        1. 1. m. Persona o cosa ridícula, extravagante o muy fea.
                                                                           Sin.:
                                                                              + esperpento, fantoche, birria, mamarracho, hazmerreír, facha, espantajo.
                                                                        2. 2. m. Despropósito, disparate, extravagancia. U. m. en pl.
                                                                    Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                    Astral beauty

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                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                      As a Gen-X, ties are never too thin.

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                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                        Madrid, Spain

                                                                        Chaotic windows in a modern building, Madrid, Spain

                                                                        Alt...Chaotic windows in a modern building, Madrid, Spain

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                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                          Have a happy Friday and a great weekend, and !

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                                                                            [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                            In the past few days I’ve seen talk about RAM prices shooting up due to demand from big datacenters.

                                                                            Today I read that a historic brand like Crucial - I own plenty of their hardware, including SSDs - is dropping consumer products to focus on gear for those same datacenters.
                                                                            The result (or maybe the intention?) is to push people away from self hosting, undermine the OwnYourData idea and make everyone depend on huge datacenters for life.

                                                                            So much for owning your data.
                                                                            So much for decentralisation.

                                                                            Because taking down one giant datacenter is far easier than taking down thousands or millions of individual nodes.

                                                                            Friends and colleagues, don’t trade your freedom for a bit of convenience. Once you give it away, getting it back is very hard.

                                                                            Always Own Your Data.

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                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🔓
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                                                                              Everyone has their price

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                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                Looks like a great professional and connaisseur of his craft

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                                                                                  [?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: » 🌐
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                                                                                  [?]Project Gutenberg » 🌐
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                                                                                  Meet the Forgotten Female Artist Behind the World’s Most Popular Tarot Deck (1909)

                                                                                  openculture.com/2025/10/meet-t

                                                                                  The Strength tarot card by Colman-Smith shows a figure dressed in a white robe with roses petting a lion.

                                                                                  Alt...The Strength tarot card by Colman-Smith shows a figure dressed in a white robe with roses petting a lion.

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                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                    The four-month milestone is a bitch. I wish you strength. Take care.

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                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                      I'm not sure if dhcpcd is confused or just flirting

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                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                        Wow. That looks like the sexiest loaf of bread ever

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                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                          Here in Spain we're also having a rather unusually cold autumn.

                                                                                          CC: @mms@bsd.cafe

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                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                            As much yellow as can be. Happy Sunday.

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                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                              @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                              My mobile phone is a Xiaomi from mid-2018, cracked screen, but still works. I use it as less as possible.

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                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                SEMIBOVEMQUE VIRUM SEMIVIRUMQUE BOVEM

                                                                                                Classical poet Ovid once asked each one of his friends to choose, from a poem of him, three verses they considered the worst and that were to be deleted; also, he told them that he also had chosen three verses himself that were not to be deleted, no matter what. When they finally met, it was found that everyone, even Ovid himself, had selected the same three verses. Seneca the Elder tells this story to explain that authors know the problems about their own works, but that they don't bother to fix them. He does not explain further if this is because creators know better or because they are arrogant boneheads.

                                                                                                There is a different telling of this story that says that, when everybody met, nobody had chosen the same verses; because of this, after deletion, the poem was left with only three lines, the ones chosen by Ovid. He was not upset, though, because he saw it coming: the slaughtered text showed Latin words for "My friends are a bunch of hateful motherfuckers".


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                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                  @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                  Creo que Fesser está siendo un poco ingenuo. Según mi experiencia personal, la gente de derechas no considera comportamientos inaceptables lucrarse obscenamente aprovechándose de la necesidad de otros ni evadir impuestos. De hecho, para ellos es parte del éxito personal y profesional.

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                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                    Every o'clock is beer o'clock

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                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                      Technology marches on

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                                                                                                        [?]elle » 🌐
                                                                                                        @ElleGray@mstdn.social

                                                                                                        I'm in a very old house with a wardrobe in each bedroom and I'm checking every single one of them for Narnia access because magic is everywhere and also I really need to get the hell away from these people

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                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                        Denial of Soundness looks like a great name for a 90's Trance initiative

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                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                          @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                          Oh wow the Magnetic Nymph again

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                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                            Not enough MATA_TOKEN spent in exploring that much terra incognita

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                                                                                                              [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                              Salvatore Sanfilippo (creator of Redis, and more) published a beautiful video inspired by my latest blog post. I was really pleased! It's in Italian, but auto-generated English audio track is available.

                                                                                                              youtube.com/watch?v=UNqbKEx2mBM

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                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                Si has dejado pasar mucho tiempo entre el principio y lo actual, es muy común. No te deprimas; al contrario, eso significa que has evolucionado tu técnica como autora.

                                                                                                                No hay respuestas mágicas: si sigues creyendo en esa historia, reescribe el principio. Si ya no, pues al cajón, y a por otra.

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                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                  @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                  Curioso. Yo también lo habría dicho, que flotarían libres hasta Lisboa

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                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                    Green beans, nothing to give thanks for

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                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                      You never stop typing until the bitter end

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                                                                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                                      DUFF v KORN 2

                                                                                                                      prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115508

                                                                                                                      Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"

Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"

Daemon: "Yeah!"

Kshboy: "Cool!"

DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.

Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"

Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."

Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                                                                      Alt...Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                                                                                      Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.

DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN

WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!

PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD

OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."

Mage: "You heard about this?"

OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                                                                      Alt...Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                                                                                      Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"

Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice

Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."

Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."

Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"

Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"

Korn: "What fight?"

Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                                                                      Alt...Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                                                                                      Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.

Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"

Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"

Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."

Duff: "Fight?"

                                                                                                                      Alt...Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

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                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                        When: next full moon
                                                                                                                        Cannot wait!
                                                                                                                        Whoever doesn't show automatically loses!
                                                                                                                        Seems fair to me

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                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                          So much things out there worth of being alive

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                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                            Being alive is an integral part of enjoying a dish of ragù bolognese, so not bad at all

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                                                                                                                              [?]Æ. » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @aesthr@wandering.shop

                                                                                                                              Last week in a seminar we discussed a text that was largely about sexual violence, including mass rape during war. Heavy stuff.

                                                                                                                              One student admitted they had not read the text but worked off a ChatGPT summary.

                                                                                                                              They had no idea the text was about sexual violence. ChatGPT withheld that information.

                                                                                                                              This wasn’t just a minor error nor a typical LLM hallucination.

                                                                                                                              About a third of the text, arguably its most important part, went completely ignored because it didn’t match OpenAI’s content policies

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                                                                                                                              [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                                              The Chair

                                                                                                                              A familiar road, a moment of pause. I found myself looking at a place that once meant purpose and community. It’s a quiet reflection on what remains when people move on and what stays behind in silence.

                                                                                                                              my-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/24

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                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                How about I pay you instead?
                                                                                                                                Realpolitik

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                  THE WRITING ON HIS FATHER'S HAND

                                                                                                                                  "Tell me...", babbled Skips, "tell me one thing, Frenchie."

                                                                                                                                  "Stop that Frenchie shit, Skips. What do you want me to tell you?"

                                                                                                                                  "Tell me that I will be able to forget about this."

                                                                                                                                  The room was dark and humid. A bare lightbulb over their heads, brownish stains on the floor. Skips was young and blond and had a gun in his hand; he trembled like a cold lump of lard. Jean-Loup Lamarc, older and unfazed, was nearby. The traitor was tied to a chair, watery eyes, mouth silenced by a dirty cloth. Lamarc was no moron and knew that time was not on their side, but sighed and started talking to confort the younger man because what must be done must be done and the time is now.

                                                                                                                                  "I won't tell you such thing."

                                                                                                                                  "Oh, please, Frenchie. I... I will feel this sorrow for the rest of my life."

                                                                                                                                  "Oh, you won't do that, either."

                                                                                                                                  "I can't..." He really seemed to mean it.

                                                                                                                                  "I will not lie to you and say it will be easy, man. Not even remotely easy. You will wake up in the middle of the night, Skips. You'll swim in a sea of sweat. Many times. You will feel a ghost whispering into one of your funny little ears. Whispering ugly things to you, Skips. You will cry a river, like Julie London sang. But one day, I cannot say if it will be next week or next month or in your sister's wedding, as I say, one day, you will wake up, you will start having your eggs or your cereal or whatever the fuck you use to have for breakfast, and you will realize that you had not remembered this mess for a couple of days. And then you'll be over it. And the next time it won't be a couple days, but four days, or four weeks, or whatever measure of time you can name. Putain, one day you won't even remember the details, or your father's writing, or the fucking dirty money, or the visage of any of these pieces of shit. So just do it. Do it fucking now."

                                                                                                                                  Skips shot the poor scumbag in the head. His face exploded like in a seedy B movie.

                                                                                                                                  "Oh, Skips, sure you've made a pretty cute dish of Chicken Vindaloo here. Now let's run as fast as we can."

                                                                                                                                  Tires screeched nearby.

                                                                                                                                  previously


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                                                                                                                                    [?]scy » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                    Say what you will about Debian, but I still have about 2½ years left before I even have to think about Firefox getting AI features.

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                    Very good article, sensitive and positive. Thanks.

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                      Winner should have been

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                        I love the MOBILEK word

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                          Lovely ❤️

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                            It is our task to imprint this temporary, perishable Earth into ourselves so deeply, so painfully and passionately, that its essence can rise again “invisibly,” inside us. We are the bees of the invisible.
                                                                                                                                            Rainer Maria Rilke, on literature

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                            Madrid, Spain

                                                                                                                                            A square window and street letters in Madrid

                                                                                                                                            Alt...A square window and street letters in Madrid

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Parade du Grotesque 💀 » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                              Fair warning.

                                                                                                                                              (From: lemmy.ml/post/39269468 )

                                                                                                                                              A screenshot from the movie Terminator, with the hero explaining:

"Listen and understand. Mariah Carey is out there. She can't be reasoned with, she can't be bargained with. She doesn't feel pity or remorse and she absolutely will not stop, ever. Because all she wants for Christmas is YOU!"

                                                                                                                                              Alt...A screenshot from the movie Terminator, with the hero explaining: "Listen and understand. Mariah Carey is out there. She can't be reasoned with, she can't be bargained with. She doesn't feel pity or remorse and she absolutely will not stop, ever. Because all she wants for Christmas is YOU!"

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                              I haven't written a full novel on my phone, but I've done corrections and some short chapters to many by connecting via SSH from my mobile to my server.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                I wish you luck, though you won't need it. You'll sure bring a great thing to the world.

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                  Two years! That sounds like a hell of a project

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                    If your friend doesn't know, I see no problem 🤷

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                      I try to avoid using Google products. They are an asshole corporation.

                                                                                                                                                      I have a crappy, broken, 7/8 years old Android phone. It doesn't allow the instalation of GrapheneOS or any other Google-free software. When it eventually breaks, I will buy another crappy, cheap Android one, because the only real alternative is Apple, which is also an asshole corporation and their products are ridiculously expensive for no reason. Anyway, I try to minimize mobile phone usage to the minimum.

                                                                                                                                                      I don't use Google Search. But, given that what I usually search for are computing algorithms or popular culture info about movies, music, painters or books, I always search the Wikipedia first. For the other cases, I search with DuckDuckGo (yes, I know, it's really Bing behind, and Microsoft is another asshole corporation which I hate with especial passion).

                                                                                                                                                      I don't use Chrome. I use Firefox, both on my Linux/BSD desktops and on mobile. I don't like it, but it's good enough. Yes, Mozilla is another asshole corporation that is working in making Firefox a worse product day by day.

                                                                                                                                                      The only Google product I use voluntarily is Youtube. I feel sorry and innerly contradictory, but I like it.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                                                                        Técnicamente, esa cruz gamada no es una esvástica, sino un sauvástica (levógira).

                                                                                                                                                        https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esv%C3%A1stica

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Radgryd » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @Radgryd@mstdn.games

                                                                                                                                                          And a happy FUCK OFF to AI from Emma Thompson. 😌

                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Emma Thompson on the Colbert Late Show discussing AI, and how she feels about it. Emma is wearing her mostly white hair short, hoop earrings, a black jacket with sparkly details on the arms, a black shiny blouse underneath and black pants with the same sparkly details. Colbert, with short black hair, is wearing glasses and a dark blue suit with a white shirt underneath. He is also sporting a shiny, dark red tie with a white diamond pattern. Source: @denofgeek on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQZ59F7D91E/

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                            Static Web Hosting on the Intel N150: FreeBSD, SmartOS, NetBSD, OpenBSD and Linux Compared

                                                                                                                                                            Update: This post has been updated to include Docker benchmarks and a comparison of container overhead versus FreeBSD Jails and illumos Zones.

                                                                                                                                                            it-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/19

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                              Jajaja qué cierto

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                STULTORUM INFINITUS EST NUMERUS

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                  I learnt as a boy that wind comes from Eolo's cheeks.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                    Feel the power of non-connectivity

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                      Soy español pero siento el mismo dolor en mi corazón ☹

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                        The Lady of the Clock

                                                                                                                                                                        The search for an antique clock turns into an encounter with its elderly owner and a promise to become the custodian of a century of memories. A personal reflection on legacy, loss, and the stories objects carry.

                                                                                                                                                                        my-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/16

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                          What a lovely story. Thanks.

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                            "I’d never ask AI to write for me any more than I’d ask a robot to go for a walk in the woods for me. I love writing, why would I want to have a tool do it for me?"
                                                                                                                                                                            Linda Caroll, What human writers must learn from AI

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Computer Facts » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                            they killed god and replaced her with an autocomplete and a subscription model and the devil does not haunt this world anymore because our souls are no longer worth taking

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                            What is this insanity

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                              Hay toda una historia ahí. Parece viejo, así que lo que contaría sería antiguo.

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                Beautiful ❤️

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Pat » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                  @pkw I get the same feeling with things like Rust and Bluesky as well. Yes, they are probably better than mainstream alternatives, but they are also massively complicated and still run by all the same kinds of people with the same kinds of agendas

                                                                                                                                                                                  Simplicity should be the objective, so that we never end up in a situation where a small group holds a monopoly on important software

                                                                                                                                                                                  I.e., Dillo and Links are far more revolutionary than Servo, because they are trying to actually change the web

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank you so much!

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                      NIGHT BECOMES HIM

                                                                                                                                                                                      I refused to take the elevator. Personal preferences.

                                                                                                                                                                                      A pale, thin woman opened the door. She was in his forties. Long, dark hair. Watery eyes.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Hello, I have an appointment with Mr. Brown", I said, showing my business card.

                                                                                                                                                                                      She took a look at the small cardboard piece and read: "Miroslav Corbett — Documentalist". She seemed sleepy and out of focus. "I... I thought it was Corbet with only one T."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "It's a common mistake", I said. "Are you Mrs. Brown?".

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Yes. Oh, please, come in."

                                                                                                                                                                                      She invited me to a wooden chair by a table. On it there were some cups, a coffee jar and a small dish with cookies. An old record turntable was playing some awful trumpet jazz tune.

                                                                                                                                                                                      A man in a worn sweater entered the room. He also looked tired, a red stubble, his skin like old paper.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Mr. Brown, I suppose", I said. "This is Miroslav Corbett. I came to speak about your son."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Oh", he said, "which one? Are they in trouble?". His face looked sincerely concerned.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Not yet as far as I know", I said, "Are they at home?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Oh yes. Do you want me to... eh... bring them here?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      "If you please", I said while taking a cookie. It tasted like dust.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Mr. Corbett,", she said, "in your card says that you are a documentalist. What are the matters you usually document?".

                                                                                                                                                                                      "I document... oddities. You know, during the Great Anomaly, many fissures happened in the reality fabric. Some of them were not totally fixed and sometimes creatures and inaccuracies still permeate to our world. My work is to write about them."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Oh", she said, "do you suspect that...?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      The man entered back into the room surrounded by two boys. I immediately saw the problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                      One of the boys was unclean, brunette and sleepy like his parents. The other one looked very different: milky-skinned, the black and deep eyes of a hunter, quiet but alert, definitely an otherworldly look.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "These are Cletus Jr. and Tusk", said Mr. Brown, "say hello to Mr. Corbett."

                                                                                                                                                                                      They did.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "So your name is Tusk, eh?", I said to the out-of-place kid, "What things do you like?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      "I like human activities,", he said, "for I am an ordinary boy."

                                                                                                                                                                                      Ordinary boy my ass, I thought.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "What kind of activities?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Like, listening to jazz and going to the school and breathing."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Oh, that really sounded like what an ordinary boy would say.", I said.

                                                                                                                                                                                      The woman, who seemed to realize that something odd was happening, asked me: "What is the problem?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      "The problem is", I said, "that you don't have two children, but one."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "What?", said the man.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "I have the papers here. Cletus Zebulon and Brandine Sue Brown, respectable suburban hillbillies. One kid, Cletus Jr., 7 years old, mediocre student, awful football player."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "What do you mean?", said the woman, visibly disturbed. "We have two boys... Cletus and... Tusk."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Oh, come on. Tusk is not even a name for a boy", I said.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "I am a real boy", said the odd child. His face already looked somewhat bizarre and his voice sounded like filtered through a reverb effect from a cheap movie.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Look at him,", I said to her, "he looks, like, six or seven? That is not possible. He wasn't even here last week. He's an anomaly, a creature from another plane. He is manipulating your minds into thinking he is your son. But it's not."

                                                                                                                                                                                      And then to the kid: "Are you listening to me? This is not your family. You should go. You don't belong here."

                                                                                                                                                                                      The kid, or should I say the thing, was having difficulties to look even human, as his contour started to look diffuse. His putative parents were utterly confused and in horror.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "Ok,", I said, "it has been a pleasure. I have to go. Mr. Brown, Mrs. Brown, thank you very much for your attention."

                                                                                                                                                                                      "What?", said the woman, "Are you leaving now? Are you leaving us like this?"

                                                                                                                                                                                      The boy didn't look like a boy anymore: I know better not looking directly at abominations while they are transforming into their real shape, but for sure he was pretty hideous.

                                                                                                                                                                                      "I'm afraid I'll do.", I said, "I don't fix anomalies or oddities, nor kill runaway creatures, soul sickers nor mind hunters. I only document the facts. Goodbye."

                                                                                                                                                                                      I left and closed the apartment door, leaving horrid sounds and awful smells behind me.


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