CC: @kallisti@infosec.exchange

I finished this piece earlier today, For the Love of Doves 🩶🕊️

featuring pigeons and doves found across the UK: feral pigeons, stock dove, rock dove, woodpigeon and collared dove 🪶

signed prints are available in aid of the brilliant EJ’s Pigeon & Dove Rescue & Rehab 🪽

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Pencil drawing of a flock of pigeons flying from left to right. From top to bottom: reddish feral dove, turtle dove, dark feral dove, collared dove, light great feral dove, woodpigeon holding a piece of cherry blossom, collared dove, wild rock dove, another woodpigeon with cherry blossom in their beak, reddish feral pigeon, white dove, grey speckled feral pigeon

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Japanese Jesus in: The Vegan Exorcist

p2: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117484223904724238

#japanese_jesus #comic #php #linux #runbsd #art #fediart #mastoart

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follower: JJ... Thanks for coming. jj: of course, i love doing exorcisms! take me to it follower: down there... jj: shut the door behind me voice: hahahah the king of the japanese jews himself jj: i know that voice... PHPaimon! King of hypertext hell! PHPaimon: JJ.

Japanese Jesus in: The Vegan Exorcist p2

p1: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117483646967128251

#japanese_jesus #comic

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jj: your plan is flawed! by making all these computos sick, no one will trust you again! phpaimon: oh, jj, how little you understand- my 'failure' is the antecedent of a future far worse than you can imagine. banish me boy, it matters not. he's coming. jj: who's he? phpaimon: hahahahha, the AIJJ. jj: shut up

But, the AIJJ, WTF

OH: “It’s called 2FA because there are two factors and they’re both two.”
“Wow. That was terrible. Thank you.”

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if investors were willing to give me a chance i will lose at most $1-2B a year

CC: @paul@paulwilde.uk @drew@social.freebitcoin.gay

Alright chooms, I'm just going to drop the bomb.

https://kybernetikkombinat.com/

DUST VICTIMS PRAY FOR OKLAHOMA RAIN

#content_review #openbsd #unix_surrealism #comic #art #fediart #ai #programming #runbsd

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Funhole Content Review OPENBSD 'Too bad. You can use other software.' 4 Hours of Theo ASMR to fall asleep to DEEP DIVE: Who coined the term FishLinux? HTTPD UPDATE: My static blog is now the most secure website on the planet Drinking while gaming - is it safe? Cyber wars: The only winning move is not to play, or is it? Exclusive interview with the elusive dutch artist behind 8.0's release art COUPON: FREE FISH FOOD SICK FISH? NO PROBLEM! 2 fsck tips

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CC: @soggy@snac.minx.cafe

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@drew i put over it a japanese jesus watermark, that way nobody can steal this amazing idea for their project with the same name!

Think of the marketing possibilities. The ferret can wear different hats depending on the season of the year.

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alpinebsd ferret mascot

Need a logo for #AlpineBSD, any artsy types want to take a crack at it?

tl;dr what is ABSD: a slop-free OS with bits of the Alpine Linux userspace ported to run on the NetBSD kernel

From a Parisian very close to me: be wary of falling for the 'rioters & looters' slant on the protests in France. The most consumed press & tv in France is owned by a far right billionaire. Much of the Anglo press is feeding off a take designed to push an anti-immigrant, racist politic. Yes there is looting by some & can hurt small businesses, but what is not shown is the extreme brutality of the police, encircling peacefully protesting kids, teargassing & beating them as they beg for a way out.

Nailed it #AIslop https://linktr.ee/instachaaz

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A cartoon drawing of a purple robot standing next to a burger menu with a speech bubble. The menu is titled "AI SLOP DESIGN SCHOOL" with the text "WELCOME TO BURGER FUCK FOOD MENU" and the speech bubble reads "OK! LISTEN UP FUCKHEADS! WELCOME TO DESIGN 101! FIRST UP NEGATIVE SPACE IS CALLED THAT FOR A REASON! GET RID OF EVERY FUCK THAT'S AVAILABLE! FILL EVERY SECOND BACKING UP USE A FONT ONE FONT BETTER HAVE A FUCKING YELLOW PAINT SHAPE BEHIND IT! MULTIPLY EVERYTHING! MULTIPLY EVERYTHING! MAKE IT GLISTENING WITH THE POWER OF 6000 TIMES! THE GLISTENING LOOK LIKE A PIRATE SHIP ON FIRE! HULK YES! THIS MAKES THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF HUMANITY! TOTALLY WORTH IT!"

CC: @thedaemon@snac.9front.club @byte@awawa.club

CC: @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

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HIRCOCERVO

   Del lat. tardío hircocervus 'alce', y este del lat. hircus 'macho cabrío' y cervus 'ciervo'.
    1. 1. m. Animal quimérico, compuesto de macho cabrío y ciervo.
    2. 2. m. quimera (‖ aquello que se propone como posible o verdadero).
       Sin.:
           quimera.

Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

@aburka there is one for amd64 USB sticks. https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20261014183245Z/images/NetBSD-11.0_STABLE-amd64-live.img.gz

note that the installer image _is_ an installation of netbsd so it's perfectly acceptable to use it for testing hardware. it has an option to drop into a shell.

A correspondent who has tried it, says he would prefer to die young.

#sephora #mastoart #art #fediart #comic #unix_surrealism #neverslop

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Fuck the computer now. the unlimited power of content funhole

New https://subversive.pics gallery: https://nosign.al/porn/ added!

by @io

#artwork #netbsd

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A doodle by Ángel Ortega with a hideous horned monster with a flag and a toaster surrounded by the text "My toaster runs NetBSD"

La exactitud cegadora con la que Chopin entendió lo que Beethoven quería decir en ese Adagio del Claro de luna y dedujo de él la patria lejana de todos los pianos.

Qué hilera perfecta surca la tierra; qué maravilloso huerto. Qué lejos del libre andar de los cazadores-recolectores, de su idea de cosecha.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then vibe-coded in rust.

"i did literally nothing"

#unix_surrealism #netbsd #comic #fediart #mastoart #runbsd

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That feeling when all of a sudden every girl in school wants to go out with you. "is this a prank?"

kernel maintainers masturbating over excuses for slopware, 2026:
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1099594/b4cfe877dea62799/

CC: @netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org

PARADE STRUGGLES TO VICTORY DESPITE DISGRACEFUL SCENES

#content_review #netbsd @netbsd #art #comic #runbsd #unix_surrealism

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Funhole Content Review NETBSD 'Just war or immoral rebellion?' a: "I only asked it to rephrase some of the sentences." b: "No." How to convince yourself to use ctwm? "We only did it so you would stop talking about the toaster!" Fact Check: Is it really true that someone drew a picture on a computer without talking to it? ALL BOTS ARE STILL BASTARDS and 3 other short stories VETERANS OF THE BSD WARS: Top 7 ways to start a religious schism 50% OFF POCKET DAEMONS COUPON (valid prescription required) DOUBLE THE DONATIONS TO YOUR PROJECT WITH THIS ONE TRICK!

I often find myself wishing, these days, that I could send a message back in time, to myself some 40 years ago. That little kid had so much promise. His life could have been so different.

I'd say to him: "Trust me on this: Focus on the reptiles or the ancient history. Computers are fun, but they should just be toys; otherwise they'll lead you to a dark and miserable place."

And he'd say to me: "Get lost old man, you're not the boss of me"

hackers have also configured the function — which normally runs for just two hours a day — into a continuous, forced defrosting cycle with the temperature set to a toasty 50 degrees Celsius

CC: @Argyle13@xarxa.cloud

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máte rádi hrady? Tak tady jsou všechny
https://thousandcastles.com/cs/

snac is a simple, minimalistic ActivityPub instance written in portable C (https://codeberg.org/grunfink/snac2).

I've created an OpenBSD port for it (www/snac) -
https://github.com/ligurio/openbsd-wip/tree/master/www/snac

// CC: @grunfink

Everything I ever made is now mostly accessible from my main website https://triapul.cz

Thank you for your continuous support.

#unix_surrealism #webdev #art #mastoart #inktober #triapul

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looks so different on the other side of the hourglass

#neverslop #noai #fuckai #artwork #MakeUglyThings

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A doodle by Ángel Ortega depicting a clockwork fish named Clockwerk Shue saying FCK LLM surrounded by the text "clockwerk shue says no to ai"

Q: is it 0xfe3da5 pink?
A: Yes.

CC: @golemwire@social.golemwire.com @stefano@bsd.cafe

*sighhhhhhhhh*

Nobody--NOBODY--nobody in human history has ever earned a billion dollars without benefiting from structurally-supported exploitation and theft, whether directly or by proxy, and no, not even that one billionaire you like; nobody means N O B O D Y.

Yes, I've considered the one outcome you're thinking of. YES, I have considered the outcome you're now fabricating that would never happen, and the answer is still fuck all billionaires.

The only arguments against this depend on the idea that all people work voluntarily and are not being systematically coerced on threat of literal death.

OOPS.

@Dtraslerwriting @cstross

Do they make money on the up AND the down?

Yes, many of them. On the way down, shorts and put options make you money. But there’s more to it than that.

A lot of these people think the6 are smarter than all of the other investors in the market. And you can make a lot of money in a bubble as long as you get out before the crash. If you think you are better at predicting the timing of the crash, the best strategy is to keep investing and watching the line go up and get out just before the crash. Part of the problem is that everyone who does this inflates the bubble.

And, after a crash, whoever has spare liquidity wins. 2008 showed a lot of rich people that you can make an absolute killing during a crash because there are loads of undervalued assets available. The same thing happened in the 2020 crash. Pretty much anything you bought in the middle of 2020 went up by at least 50% in the next year or two, a lot of things doubled within a year.

Even the Great Depression was like this. People who bought stocks on the margin (borrowed to invest) lost everything. Richer people who invested their own money weathered it and were fine a few years later. The richest, who had either free cash or assets they could borrow against after the crash bought up a load of undervalued shares and made a big pile of money.

thanks to ai, saying you're "dating a model" is a lot less likely to impress anyone nowadays

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Went through some old notebooks yesterday and found these old sketches I did for what later became a small uxn zine.
#ocular #theGallery
https://ocular.nchrs.xyz/feed.html#261008_DSCF7784.jpg

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An open notebook on a table showing sketches and illustrations explaining how to programin uxn tal

I was given one of these little Xte Ink readers a few months back. I put some books on it and carried it around, and I tried to like it, the way I tried to like my Pinebook. I have something against electronics rotting in drawers, so I kept trying, despite the feeling that the people behind it did not care for it one bit.

Unlike the Pinebook, it's well built; it only needed a not-terrible operating system. I've jumped through these hoops before, and it's no different from working on any other embedded platform, except that this time I only had to write the thinnest Varvara emulator I could get away with, and only ever flash the device for critical changes.

Since the firmware is just a ROM, I wrote and debugged it all in Uxn11. The device emulator only had to pass the tests, and once it did, whatever I ran on my laptop ran on the device. The result is a document viewer that works equally well on everything with an emulator!

I'm not sure exactly where this device fits in my life right now, but it will help with one thing: bringing tickets and QR codes to events, which is always a headache for me without a smartphone or a printer. I might as well have something to read on the way there.

https://wiki.xxiivv.com/site/now.html

que ella votaría lo que le saliese del coño

• La publicará Planeta (¡Qué me dices!)
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Whooooo, I received a new fax :D

https://datakra.sh/fax

Released a firmware for the XTE INK 4, it displays text and draws pictures, and wait for it, it remembers your page. That's it, there's no other features.

http://wiki.xxiivv.com/site/xte_ink
#uxn

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The XTE INK 4 with a wallpaper, a few files, the battery status.

How to use dithered brushes (screentones) in GIMP (and have it behave like it would in traditional monochrome drawing programs)

https://triapul.cz/automa/gimp_dither

#gimp #tutorial #monochrome @GIMP #linux #art

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GIMP Dither Brush

If you’re looking for external validation in your life, just Stop.

This is a trap. Better is a few close friends, and seek joy and contentment.