Advice to children in the 1980s: do not talk to strangers

Advice to children in the 2000s: do not talk to strangers on the computer

Advice to children now: DO NOT TALK TO THE COMPUTER

CC: @hn50@social.lansky.name @prahou@merveilles.town

Some fedi moderation abuse shit I just saw:

Apparently Graham Perrin, big AI pusher and FreeBSD reddit mod who jumps around various fedi accounts that aren't clearly identified as him, organized a false reporting campaign against Tomáš (Unix Surrealism) because he didn't like a post mocking the fascist dotfile cult Omarchy. Tomáš was at least temporarily suspended from infosec.exchange and probably lost all relationships on that instance.

Graham is the kind of person who should not be welcome on fedi.

CC: @prahou@merveilles.town

But very well deserved! Keep the fight!

Creatures: Coupon

#creatures #comic #sephora #fediart #mastoart #coupon #mobilek #phone_bad_book_good

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Red and Mister Mobilek are in SEPHORA. Red: I think we have everything, Mister Mobilek! Mobilek: OK! Cashier: "$496.63" Red: I have a free sephora coupon actually! Cashier: AWESOME! Cashier: $496.63

@fuzzy Sorry, but I learned long ago that the people who make a big show of demanding "respectful conversation" are, almost without fail, the same people who lack the intellectual honesty to engage with an opposing view. This brief exchange has been a textbook demonstration: not a single word in response to my ethical points about AI use, plus a valiant attempt to misrepresent the fact that the Ports Collection is part of the FreeBSD project.

Thanks for the block. Truly a compelling rebuttal.

P.S. Bonus points for the hypocrisy and opportunism of inviting me to a forum on Reddit (that sells its users' interactions to train LLMs), which, by sheer coincidence, you moderate. Bold move.

BREXITEERS HORRIFIED AS MAY FINALLY REVEALS HER HAND

#content_review #plan9 #9front #glenda #art #ai #girlfriend #fediverse #sephora

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Funhole Content Review GIRLS 'Worth the hassle?' With apologies to plan9: in a previous issue we have erroneously reported that Glenda, the plan9 girl, was admitted to a rehab clinic in louisiana to fight her morphine addiction. she has not in fact gone to rehab. we take full responsibility for this mistake. Equal opportunity: everyone should have the right to condemn their soul to eternal damnation by talking to a computer consent: what is it and do you need it? free SEPHORA coupon Interview with an AI girlfriend 4 AESTHETIC TIPS Exploring the only social network for girls who like pandas

El cielo es una promesa para que los pobres no reclamen la tierra.

- Juan Solá

2001: I have a new phone. How exciting! Perhaps I can access the Internet on it via a Sharp Zaurus. This is so the future!

2002: Ooh! A new PalmOS device! Amazing! HotSync backup and off we go!

2004: Wow! This WindowsMobile device has a keyboard, as is basically a mini laptop. Cool!

...

2026: I must get a new black slab because security updates have run out on my current black slab which, for all other intents and purposes, is absolutely fine. The new black slab does nothing new for me, and all I see is the chore of setting it up.

The Far Reach

Oil and acrylic on canvas

Limited edition prints available.

#art #painting #HumanMade #NoAI

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Heathland-scape featuring several large and mysterious black and white-striped concrete pillars under a brooding sky.

Please don't scroll past. This is important.

(edit: Note that the FreeBSD subreddit is in no way affiliated with the official FreeBSD project.)

I am being pressured by FreeBSD's reddit moderation team to censor the Omarchy #content_review or to remove it completely. They have began a harrasment campaign with the goal of removing me from this world.

the review: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117501303459299869

The issue at hand is that a picture of a partial swastika appears in close proximity to the word FreeBSD, this they perceive as an attack on the FreeBSD project - if you've seen a newspaper before, you might understand the principle of two separate unrelated articles appearing next to each other. You might also understand that I am reporting on common associations with the Topic of the review. These are not my inventions, and I am not calling anyone anything. I am reporting on the news. Nevertheless, as much as I am a journalist, I am an artistè, and if my audience sees in my work something I didn't put there, I am not going to take that experience away from them. This probably says more about them than it does about me.

While I am a man of principle, there is one thing I like more - money.

I will delete it for $2,000. For $5,000 I will apologize. For $10,000 I will use daemonarchy exclusively for 6 months on all my computers. For $25,000 I will not do anything. For $75,000 I will not post anything for a month.

https://liberapay.com/analognowhere
https://ko-fi.com/analognowhere

To everyone who likes my work, this message is for you (from said freebsd moderator) [cw ableist slur]: https://beige.party/@fuzzy/117510032933612034

To everyone else who feels personally attacked by my art: send money, you can end this here and now.

Thank you for your attention.

pls boost

#runbsd #omarchy #fediverse #fediart #unix_surrealism #swastika #freebsd #news

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PSAPANDS

#artwork #makeuglythings #noai

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A doodle by Ángel Ortega depicting Moon Girl booping the Triceratops in the small horn

Entropy’s Rotoscope Issue II [page 1/24]

next page tomorrow

full comic: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue2

all issues: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope

RSS: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/rss.xml

draw me something if you like this.

CC0 / Public Domain

if you have ever donated me money, you can have your nick/name on the last page of printed version of thiss, just send me an email (er2 <at> kamiokan <dot> de) with nick you want to be printed and info how did you donate (i won’t be checking that, just don’t lie ok.)

#unix_surrealism #comic #fediart #art #inktober #entropysrotoscope #kamiokande #computer

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the scenery shifts. Terminal type? [vt220] System hostname? (it's not safe to give computer a name.); eye of the computer half out of page

Sie ist ein Model und sie sieht gut aus

BOMBSHELL TAPE STUNS THE PRESIDENCY

since this is being linked: here's the truth: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117511205187027547

#content_review #omarchy #linux #runbsd #freebsd #comic #art #fediverse #programming #ai #neverslop

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Funhole Content Review OMARCHY 'ok, but can it suck my dick?' TOO LITTLE TOO LATE: you're not getting any money for porting it to freebsd, sucker! UNFAIR TREATMENT: I lost more friends by installing omarchy than when i killed my wife. If you dont stop, bryan is going to make a video about this. again. my friend lunic is still a little sick in the head. drawing the swastika: 7 helpful tips Interview with a victim of circumstance ONE FREE RUBY COUPON We need female models asap. dm if interested -FSF

CC: @bd@merveilles.town

CC: @kallisti@infosec.exchange

I finished this piece earlier today, For the Love of Doves 🩶🕊️

featuring pigeons and doves found across the UK: feral pigeons, stock dove, rock dove, woodpigeon and collared dove 🪶

signed prints are available in aid of the brilliant EJ’s Pigeon & Dove Rescue & Rehab 🪽

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Pencil drawing of a flock of pigeons flying from left to right. From top to bottom: reddish feral dove, turtle dove, dark feral dove, collared dove, light great feral dove, woodpigeon holding a piece of cherry blossom, collared dove, wild rock dove, another woodpigeon with cherry blossom in their beak, reddish feral pigeon, white dove, grey speckled feral pigeon

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Japanese Jesus in: The Vegan Exorcist

p2: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117484223904724238

#japanese_jesus #comic #php #linux #runbsd #art #fediart #mastoart

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follower: JJ... Thanks for coming. jj: of course, i love doing exorcisms! take me to it follower: down there... jj: shut the door behind me voice: hahahah the king of the japanese jews himself jj: i know that voice... PHPaimon! King of hypertext hell! PHPaimon: JJ.

Japanese Jesus in: The Vegan Exorcist p2

p1: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/117483646967128251

#japanese_jesus #comic

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jj: your plan is flawed! by making all these computos sick, no one will trust you again! phpaimon: oh, jj, how little you understand- my 'failure' is the antecedent of a future far worse than you can imagine. banish me boy, it matters not. he's coming. jj: who's he? phpaimon: hahahahha, the AIJJ. jj: shut up

But, the AIJJ, WTF

OH: “It’s called 2FA because there are two factors and they’re both two.”
“Wow. That was terrible. Thank you.”

CC: @paul@paulwilde.uk @drew@social.freebitcoin.gay

CC: @paul@paulwilde.uk @drew@social.freebitcoin.gay

Alright chooms, I'm just going to drop the bomb.

https://kybernetikkombinat.com/

DUST VICTIMS PRAY FOR OKLAHOMA RAIN

#content_review #openbsd #unix_surrealism #comic #art #fediart #ai #programming #runbsd

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Funhole Content Review OPENBSD 'Too bad. You can use other software.' 4 Hours of Theo ASMR to fall asleep to DEEP DIVE: Who coined the term FishLinux? HTTPD UPDATE: My static blog is now the most secure website on the planet Drinking while gaming - is it safe? Cyber wars: The only winning move is not to play, or is it? Exclusive interview with the elusive dutch artist behind 8.0's release art COUPON: FREE FISH FOOD SICK FISH? NO PROBLEM! 2 fsck tips

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CC: @soggy@snac.minx.cafe

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@drew i put over it a japanese jesus watermark, that way nobody can steal this amazing idea for their project with the same name!

Think of the marketing possibilities. The ferret can wear different hats depending on the season of the year.

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alpinebsd ferret mascot

Need a logo for #AlpineBSD, any artsy types want to take a crack at it?

tl;dr what is ABSD: a slop-free OS with bits of the Alpine Linux userspace ported to run on the NetBSD kernel

From a Parisian very close to me: be wary of falling for the 'rioters & looters' slant on the protests in France. The most consumed press & tv in France is owned by a far right billionaire. Much of the Anglo press is feeding off a take designed to push an anti-immigrant, racist politic. Yes there is looting by some & can hurt small businesses, but what is not shown is the extreme brutality of the police, encircling peacefully protesting kids, teargassing & beating them as they beg for a way out.

Nailed it #AIslop https://linktr.ee/instachaaz

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A cartoon drawing of a purple robot standing next to a burger menu with a speech bubble. The menu is titled "AI SLOP DESIGN SCHOOL" with the text "WELCOME TO BURGER FUCK FOOD MENU" and the speech bubble reads "OK! LISTEN UP FUCKHEADS! WELCOME TO DESIGN 101! FIRST UP NEGATIVE SPACE IS CALLED THAT FOR A REASON! GET RID OF EVERY FUCK THAT'S AVAILABLE! FILL EVERY SECOND BACKING UP USE A FONT ONE FONT BETTER HAVE A FUCKING YELLOW PAINT SHAPE BEHIND IT! MULTIPLY EVERYTHING! MULTIPLY EVERYTHING! MAKE IT GLISTENING WITH THE POWER OF 6000 TIMES! THE GLISTENING LOOK LIKE A PIRATE SHIP ON FIRE! HULK YES! THIS MAKES THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF HUMANITY! TOTALLY WORTH IT!"

CC: @thedaemon@snac.9front.club @byte@awawa.club

CC: @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

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HIRCOCERVO

   Del lat. tardío hircocervus 'alce', y este del lat. hircus 'macho cabrío' y cervus 'ciervo'.
    1. 1. m. Animal quimérico, compuesto de macho cabrío y ciervo.
    2. 2. m. quimera (‖ aquello que se propone como posible o verdadero).
       Sin.:
           quimera.

Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

@aburka there is one for amd64 USB sticks. https://nycdn.netbsd.org/pub/NetBSD-daily/netbsd-11/20261014183245Z/images/NetBSD-11.0_STABLE-amd64-live.img.gz

note that the installer image _is_ an installation of netbsd so it's perfectly acceptable to use it for testing hardware. it has an option to drop into a shell.

A correspondent who has tried it, says he would prefer to die young.

#sephora #mastoart #art #fediart #comic #unix_surrealism #neverslop

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Fuck the computer now. the unlimited power of content funhole

New https://subversive.pics gallery: https://nosign.al/porn/ added!

by @io

#artwork #netbsd

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A doodle by Ángel Ortega with a hideous horned monster with a flag and a toaster surrounded by the text "My toaster runs NetBSD"

La exactitud cegadora con la que Chopin entendió lo que Beethoven quería decir en ese Adagio del Claro de luna y dedujo de él la patria lejana de todos los pianos.

Qué hilera perfecta surca la tierra; qué maravilloso huerto. Qué lejos del libre andar de los cazadores-recolectores, de su idea de cosecha.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then vibe-coded in rust.

"i did literally nothing"

#unix_surrealism #netbsd #comic #fediart #mastoart #runbsd

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That feeling when all of a sudden every girl in school wants to go out with you. "is this a prank?"

kernel maintainers masturbating over excuses for slopware, 2026:
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1099594/b4cfe877dea62799/

CC: @netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org

PARADE STRUGGLES TO VICTORY DESPITE DISGRACEFUL SCENES

#content_review #netbsd @netbsd #art #comic #runbsd #unix_surrealism

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Funhole Content Review NETBSD 'Just war or immoral rebellion?' a: "I only asked it to rephrase some of the sentences." b: "No." How to convince yourself to use ctwm? "We only did it so you would stop talking about the toaster!" Fact Check: Is it really true that someone drew a picture on a computer without talking to it? ALL BOTS ARE STILL BASTARDS and 3 other short stories VETERANS OF THE BSD WARS: Top 7 ways to start a religious schism 50% OFF POCKET DAEMONS COUPON (valid prescription required) DOUBLE THE DONATIONS TO YOUR PROJECT WITH THIS ONE TRICK!

hackers have also configured the function — which normally runs for just two hours a day — into a continuous, forced defrosting cycle with the temperature set to a toasty 50 degrees Celsius

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