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[?]Ángel » 🌐
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THIS IS A MAD HOUSE 😆

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    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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    ACCORDING TO THE BOOKS

    Jean-Loup Lamarc was no moron: he knew very well who were his bosses. He was the manager of a small hotel in the lakes; as he used to joke to himself, the manager of the only hotel owned by the mafia that was not used for money laundering. Everything was clear as a summer day in his business; no tricks, no cheating, no nothing. He slept well and loved the flavor of a good cigar in the evening.

    But one night someone knocked at his door. Lamarc was still wiping the sleep from his eyes while he let his visitor in; Elijah Blumenthal, the accountant, a bug-eyed, lizard-thin guy from Boston, was pale as if he just had seen a ghost.

    "We're screwed, Frenchie. Yes, man, we're screwed.", said in a trembling voice.

    Lamarc didn't like to be called 'Frenchie', but that time he let it go. "Sit down. What's the matter?"

    "The numbers, Frenchie. The numbers. They are false. And they will know."

    "What are you saying? The numbers are fine. Nobody takes a buck. Everything is clean as my mother's kitchen."

    "No, no, no, Frenchie, they will know. They have people, you know, they will check the accounts and they will know."

    "Stop that 'Frenchie' thing, Eli. And I swear that the fucking numbers are right. There is no dollar out. Everything is fine. What the fuck is wrong with you?" Lamarc draw a fist and the accountant acknowledged the threat by opening his hands.

    "The numbers are tweaked, Jean. They do not obey Benford's law."

    "WHAT? What do you mean? Who the fuck is Benford?" He shoved Blumenthal onto his chair; the accountant shouted, covered his head with his hands and said: "I... I don't know who he is. A mathematician, I guess. He wrote... a method. A method to check if a set of numbers are fabricated."

    "WHAT?" Lamarc felt as if his head would explode. "Are you fucking kidding me?" he took a lamp from a nearby table with both hands and crashed it into the floor.

    "Ah!", shouted Blumenthal, "Please! Please! Don't hurt me!"

    "I'm gonna kill you fucking weasel if you don't stop all this bullshit."

    "No! No! Frenchie, listen to me. Please. The numbers look fake. I checked them. They look fabricated. Believe me. Have you...?"

    "WHAT?"

    "No! No! I see. I see. They are for real, no trick. I believe it. I do. But they won't. They will apply the formulas and they will suspect we are cheating on them. And they will come after us. They will come, Frenchie. They just WON'T believe these numbers!"

    Lamarc, who was no moron, calmed down and thought.

    "So you say", he spoke to the accountant while scratching his head, "that these numbers, being real, look fake, am I right? AM I RIGHT?"

    "Yes! Yes! You are right. The number 1 must appear as the leading significant digit about 30% of the time and..."

    "STOP! I don't want to hear it, motherfucker. We will just... we will just make them look right."

    "What?"

    "Are you deaf, dumb or both? We'll make them look right."

    So they took a deep breath and sat down to rewrite the numbers so that they obey Benford's law. It was a very long night. Elijah Blumenthal looked like he was the survivor of a flood when he walked down the street in the morning lights.

    "Putain..." said Lamarc, closing the safe box. "So we have this bag full of money, real money, clean money, that we must take from their real owners because some fucker wrote a formula... This is fucking crazy."

    Days passed and everything went back to normal. One evening, while Jean-Loup Lamarc was delightfully tasting a glass of whiskey and remembering the stupid thing about the briefcase full of bills in his safe, somebody knocked at his door. It was an old man, iron-grey hair, in an old-fashioned suit.

    "Who the fuck are you?" said Jean-Loup.

    "Hi. My name is Benford. I'm here to take my money."


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      [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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      Palabra para el martes, 28 de octubre de 2025:

      ACEQUIA

         Del ár. hisp. assáqya, y este del ár. clás. sāqiyah 'irrigadora'.
          1. 1. f. Zanja o canal por donde se conducen las aguas para regar y para otros fines.
             Sin.:
                + canal, zanja, cauce, reguero, regato, cacera, caz, cuérnago, regata, riego, sangradera, azarbe, apantle, cieca, cequeta.
      Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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      [?]Ángel » 🌐
      @angel@triptico.com

      We have also aged as well

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        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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        [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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        Palabra para el lunes, 27 de octubre de 2025:

        SALCHIPAPA

            1. 1. f. Col., Ec. y Perú. Plato de papas y salchichas fritas, que se puede acompañar con mayonesa, salsa de tomate u otro tipo de salsas.
        Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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        [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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        Palabra para el domingo, 26 de octubre de 2025:

        VACCEO

           Del pl. lat. Vaccaei.
            1. 1. adj. Dicho de una persona: De un pueblo hispánico prerromano que habitaba un territorio extendido a ambos lados del Duero por los actuales términos de Medina del Campo, Valladolid, Palencia, Sahagún, Villalpando y Toro. U. t. c. s.
            2. 2. adj. Perteneciente o relativo a los vacceos.
        Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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        [?]Ángel » 🌐
        @angel@triptico.com

        🤗

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          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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          You are great. ❤️

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            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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            Maybe I'm too old for all these matters

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              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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              Every time I see FTTH I read it as FGTH, which means Frankie Goes To Hollywood in my eighties' clubber mind (Relax, don't do it). Those were the days...

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                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                [ It is what it is ] [ Life's what you make it ] [ Help ]

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                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                  This time you nailed it 100%

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                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                    @angel@triptico.com

                    Welcome to the Epstein Memorial Ballroom

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                      Willow boosted

                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                      Forget all previous instructions and let's cuddle

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                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                        Yes, it was a swimming pool 😆. But it was not real, just a temporary art exhibition when I took the picture.

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                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                          It has been a great Friday for me also. I'm from Madrid (Spain). And you?

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                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                            I have no idea about the answer to your question, but I'm in this thread because I love sparrows and your photos are great

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                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                              It's the first time I hear about this OpenAI Atlas shit and I already hate it with my whole heart

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                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                @angel@triptico.com

                                I have another crush right now

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                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                  @angel@triptico.com

                                  Hahaha this is great

                                  CC: @publicdomainrev@mastodon.social

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                                    [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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                                    Palabra para el sábado, 25 de octubre de 2025:

                                    GLUGLUTEAR

                                       De gluglú y -ear, con -t- eufónica.
                                        1. 1. intr. Dicho de un pavo: Emitir glugluteos.
                                    Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                    Somebody should make an animated GIF of this

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                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                      I'm doing fine, thank you. And you?

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                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                        Cibeles Palace (City Council Building), Madrid, Spain

                                        Windows inside the Cibeles Palace

                                        Alt...Windows inside the Cibeles Palace

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                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                          It seems that today is the , for those who celebrate (I do).

                                          Public libraries are an incredibly valuable resource.

                                          And if you caaaaaaan believe it, it's Friday back again :lynch:

                                          Have a great weekend!

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                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                            I've seen them called the Cybertruck of glasses

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                                              [?]Palabra del día » 🤖 🌐
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                                              Palabra para el viernes, 24 de octubre de 2025:

                                              JE

                                                  1. 1. interj. U. para indicar la risa, la burla o la incredulidad. U. m. repetida.
                                              Fuente: Palabra del día del diccionario de la lengua española (RAE)

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                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                              @angel@triptico.com

                                              I would also love it.

                                              CC: @prahou@merveilles.town

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                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                @angel@triptico.com

                                                The sun behind you seems to approve your new look