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Search results for tag #openbsd

[?]bpl » 🌐
@bpl@snac.bsd.cafe

This might be interesting for people running old computers and by various
reasons do not use corporate web browsers. Of course if you use simple web
browser like , , , and any other, you may still want to block
connections with 3rd party sites. If you run or then you have
few options:
(1) Use PiHole, Blocky, Gravastar - but this will not help if you are out of
home.
(2) Use unwind - if you are running OpenBSD.
(3) Use hblock or tblock.

Hblock and tblock are bash/python scripts which update /etc/hosts file using
blocklists available in the Internet. Hblock depends only on bash, so it will
work after some tweaks even on OS/2. Tblock depends on python and few its
modules, so on BSDs it needs manual installation, but it is a little more
user-friendly. Refer to: https://github.com/hectorm/hblock and
https://codeberg.org/tblock/tblock for more information! Remember: running
tblock in aggresive mode on Atom N210 will drain computing powers
enough to block your Internet conenction totally.

    [?]martin » 🌐
    @kingocounty@mastodon.bsd.cafe

    I live very simply, but I think I can extend that into my computing life a little better. Time to ramp up the amount of in my life :openbsd:

      [?]gyptazy » 🌐
      @gyptazy@gyptazy.com

      @BoxyBSD@bsd.cafe Returns to : Migrating from to ()

      Some journeys don't end where you expect them to. Sometimes they bring you right back to where everything began, only with a lot more experience and a much better ecosystem waiting for you.

      That's exactly what is happening with BoxyBSD!

      In my (longer) blog post I cover my circuit, where I moved from bhyve to Proxmox, developed many tools for Proxmox and now moved back to FreeBSD with bhyve and Sylve.

      More details in my blog post: https://gyptazy.com/blog/boxybsd-moving-from-proxmox-to-bhyve-with-sylve/


      BoxyBSD Returns to FreeBSD and bhyve with Sylve

      Alt...BoxyBSD Returns to FreeBSD and bhyve with Sylve

        [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
        @pitrh@mastodon.social

        [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
        @pitrh@mastodon.social

        [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
        @pitrh@mastodon.social

        Travel booked and registration done for EuroBSDCon 2026!

        See you all in Brussels in September!
        2026.eurobsdcon.org, register via tickets.eurobsdcon.org/eurobsd
        About the BSD conferences: nxdomain.no/~peter/what_is_bsd @eurobsdcon ##netbsd

          [?]vermaden » 🌐
          @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

          Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟬𝟳/𝟮𝟬 (Valuable News - 2026/07/20) available.

          vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/07

          Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

            [?]Bradley Taunt :runbsd: » 🌐
            @bt@mastodon.bsd.cafe

            Things are probably still propagating over to the new server, but I am officially hosting my blog locally via on my HP T630

            Wrote about setting up the process here:

            "Setup a Simple, Self-Hosted Web Server with OpenBSD"

            btxx.org/posts/self-hosted-ope

            (I also have some basic details on my infrastructure page btxx.org/infra/)

              [?]OpenBSD Amsterdam » 🌐
              @OpenBSDAms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

              📢 All hosts are upgraded! 📢

              All the servers are now running 7.9 with all the latest syspatches.

              openbsd.amsterdam/servers.html

              When you are using FDE, make sure you start your own VM.

              status.openbsd.amsterdam/

              Serious dog (husky) looking straight in the camera, ears back.
It has the text:
Maintenance?
What maintenance??

              Alt...Serious dog (husky) looking straight in the camera, ears back. It has the text: Maintenance? What maintenance??

                [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                sys-upgrading...

                  [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                  @pitrh@mastodon.social

                  [?]Stefan Sperling [he/him/his] » 🌐
                  @stsp@bsd.network

                  I have published my initial implementation.

                  Thanks to @nlnet for supporting this effort.

                  Cc @vanhoefm

                  marc.info/?l=openbsd-tech&m=17

                    [?]martin » 🌐
                    @kingocounty@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                    The Book of PF is an excellent book. That's all 🙂

                      [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                      @pitrh@mastodon.social

                      It's Just Me boosted

                      [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                      @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                      On 10 March 2021, I had only just fallen asleep when my phone started buzzing. Then another notification, and another. In a matter of minutes, 142 of my servers went up in the clouds. And not the cloud-computing kind.

                      Most of them were physically going up in a column of smoke in Strasbourg.

                      My wife looked at me and asked if I wanted a coffee. I nodded. It was going to be a very long day.

                      At EuroBSDCon 2026, I won't be giving a theoretical lecture on high availability. Instead, I’m going to tell the raw story of that night: the emergency recovery, the architectural choices that actually saved us, and the ones that crumbled under pressure (because we rarely talk about what fails).

                      Most of all, I’ll explain why that night changed my perspective, and why I’ve come to see BSD systems not just as operating systems, but as essential, practical tools for building simpler, more resilient infrastructure.

                      The official schedule is now live. If you want to hear a real-world post-mortem, join me on Saturday, 12 Sept at 11:15 (Room D.0.02).

                      EuroBSDCon Full schedule: events.eurobsdcon.org/2026/sch
                      See you there! ☕️

                        [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                        @pitrh@mastodon.social

                        [?]h3artbl33d :openbsd: :antifa: [Try/Me] » 🌐
                        @h3artbl33d@exquisite.social

                        They see me rollin', they hatin'

                        Apparently CF decided that I am a naughty boi and that I should not be able to access the CF CDN mirror for OpenBSD.

                        This is my personal badge of honor :flan_hacker:

                        (seems that they haven't figured out how mirrors work)

                        CloudFlare error: Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access openbsd.org.

                        Alt...CloudFlare error: Sorry, you have been blocked. You are unable to access openbsd.org.

                          [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                          @pitrh@mastodon.social

                          [?]Jan » 🌐
                          @js@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                          It may not like like it, but that is progress:

                            [?]Peter N. M. Hansteen » 🌐
                            @pitrh@mastodon.social

                            [?]Tionisla » 🌐
                            @Tionisla@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                            Downgraded my OpenBSD setup (both base and pkgs) back again... I wasn't able to update ungoogled_chromium in current anymore due to some unmet/looped dependencies, so I went back to the plain release with no hassle and everything works again.

                            My best regards to all the folks in the BSD communities out there and everyone actively working on the BSDs. Good job! All your work is very appreciated here on my end .🫶

                              [?]vermaden » 🌐
                              @vermaden@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                              Latest 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 - 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲/𝟬𝟳/𝟭𝟯 (Valuable News - 2026/07/13) available.

                              vermaden.wordpress.com/2026/07

                              Past releases: vermaden.wordpress.com/news/

                                It's Just Me boosted

                                [?]ᴏᴏᴍ-ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ: 333 » 🌐
                                @jae@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                one of the nice things i see in the community especially here at bsd cafe, is how the community is helpful and often puts aside their fundamental differences (ie politics, religion, etc) for the greater good of the ecosystem.

                                we have people from all walks of life getting along (mostly) whereas its been my experience other ecosystems focus a bit too much on coc and gating as opposed to the technology.

                                this is not a stance of superiority but an observation that keeps me at the cozy table sipping cofe.

                                choose different. choose bsd.

                                  [?]/home/rqm » 🌐
                                  @rqm@exquisite.social

                                  a great example of why you unveil on is such a good thing:

                                  infosec.place/objects/47f4e1fa

                                    [?]Tionisla » 🌐
                                    @Tionisla@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                    Upgraded "Tianve", my HP 250 G3 notebook to OpenBSD 7.9-current.
                                    All is well.

                                    mastodon.bsd.cafe/@Tionisla/11

                                      [?]OpenBSD Amsterdam » 🌐
                                      @OpenBSDAms@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                      We really appreciate the work done on on the TLS settings in relayd(8) and httpd(8).

                                      It makes it even easier to get a tried and tested secure connection to your favorite OS and service!

                                      "Both relayd(8) and httpd(8) now have the "secure" list of allowed crypto methods for HTTPS, which include TLSv1.3 and the TLSv1.2 AEAD cipher suites.

                                      The previous list was "HIGH:!aNULL" which contain non-perfect-forward-security methods and this change may cause old clients to not be able to connect."

                                      Source: undeadly.org/cgi?action=articl

                                      Hat Tip to @sizeofvoid and others!

                                      Meme of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" is an advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer featuring actor Jonathan Goldsmith as a bearded, debonair older gentleman with voiceovers that were both humorous and outrageous. 

It has the text: I don't always tip, but when I do, it's my hat.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Interesting_Man_in_the_World

                                      Alt...Meme of "The Most Interesting Man in the World" is an advertising campaign for Dos Equis beer featuring actor Jonathan Goldsmith as a bearded, debonair older gentleman with voiceovers that were both humorous and outrageous. It has the text: I don't always tip, but when I do, it's my hat. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Interesting_Man_in_the_World

                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                        Great news! My presentation for has been accepted!

                                        Expect a mix of disasters, horror stories, recoveries, BSDs, and one very, very long day.

                                        Stay tuned!

                                          Ángel boosted

                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                          comfort

                                          analognowhere.com/_/ohrico/

                                          fosschild narrates:

there was a hint of weariness in her eyes

the kind that can be only found on the faces of the disillusioned 

on nights when she thought i was asleep, i would listen to her tightening the failing grip of the miltek arm

when skies were clear she looked at the stars as if looking for someone

back then i didnt understand why it comforted her

i do today

                                          Alt...fosschild narrates: there was a hint of weariness in her eyes the kind that can be only found on the faces of the disillusioned on nights when she thought i was asleep, i would listen to her tightening the failing grip of the miltek arm when skies were clear she looked at the stars as if looking for someone back then i didnt understand why it comforted her i do today

                                            Tomáš boosted

                                            [?]Justine Smithies [She / Her] » 🌐
                                            @justine@snac.smithies.me.uk

                                            So I went and put one of @prahou@merveilles.town pictures on a 60x40 cm canvas for my office / homelab. I'll have to get some more artwork now I've seen how it turned out. 😍

                                            https://analognowhere.com/

                                            A photo of a canvas picture with a girl wearing puffer fish pyjamas with a laptop in the picture.

                                            Alt...A photo of a canvas picture with a girl wearing puffer fish pyjamas with a laptop in the picture.

                                              Ángel boosted

                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                              Entropy 2

                                              Girl: "Master?"

Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?"

Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed."

Fish: "Fine, fine"

Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                              Alt...Girl: "Master?" Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?" Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed." Fish: "Fine, fine" Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

                                              analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                              Alt...analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

                                              Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                              Alt...Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

                                              Girl: "Fossangel!"

Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first."

It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID.

Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!"

Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                              Alt...Girl: "Fossangel!" Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first." It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID. Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!" Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

                                                Tomáš boosted

                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                acquired - tome of pf

                                                (this is not sponsored content, I just like the book)

                                                thank you @pitrh

                                                nostarch.com/book-of-pf-4th-ed

                                                girl studies the ancient tome of PF

                                                Alt...girl studies the ancient tome of PF

                                                  Ángel boosted

                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                  Do you ever wonder how different thing would be if we had met in the data swamp?

                                                  Alt...Do you ever wonder how different thing would be if we had met in the data swamp?

                                                    Ángel boosted

                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                    strlcpy(3)

                                                    MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker.

Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE"

Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out."

Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT"

Fish: "And Purple? Thank you."

Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!"

Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                    Alt...MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker. Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE" Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out." Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT" Fish: "And Purple? Thank you." Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!" Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                      last of the fish

                                                      no

                                                      Girl lounging on a desk. there are 9front no-thinkpad, and game of trees posters behind her. a fish plush toy. and some other computer-speak stuff.

                                                      Alt...Girl lounging on a desk. there are 9front no-thinkpad, and game of trees posters behind her. a fish plush toy. and some other computer-speak stuff.

                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                        Fish Alpinism

                                                        How I make digital art.

                                                        triapul.cz/_/1765291397

                                                        artist keyboard

                                                        Alt...artist keyboard

                                                          Tomáš boosted

                                                          [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                          @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                          DUFF v KORN 2

                                                          prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115508

                                                          Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"

Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"

Daemon: "Yeah!"

Kshboy: "Cool!"

DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.

Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"

Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."

Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                          Alt...Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                                          Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.

DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN

WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!

PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD

OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."

Mage: "You heard about this?"

OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                          Alt...Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                                          Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"

Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice

Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."

Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."

Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"

Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"

Korn: "What fight?"

Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                          Alt...Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                                          Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.

Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"

Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"

Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."

Duff: "Fight?"

                                                          Alt...Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

                                                            [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                            @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                            Static Web Hosting on the Intel N150: FreeBSD, SmartOS, NetBSD, OpenBSD and Linux Compared

                                                            Update: This post has been updated to include Docker benchmarks and a comparison of container overhead versus FreeBSD Jails and illumos Zones.

                                                            it-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/19

                                                              Ángel boosted

                                                              [?]IT Notes - https://it-notes.dragas.net » 🤖 🌐
                                                              @itnotes@snac.it-notes.dragas.net

                                                              Ángel boosted

                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                              the list

                                                              MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS

Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                              Alt...MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                                                [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                This Isn't a Battle

                                                                After reading a post describing the FreeBSD community as 'toxic', I share a different perspective. This isn't a battle. It's a reflection on coexistence, the original Open Source spirit, and the quiet richness of taking a different path.

                                                                my-notes.dragas.net/2025/11/14

                                                                  Ángel boosted

                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                  @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                  bathing

                                                                  I use @OpenBSDAms btw

                                                                  Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

                                                                  Alt...Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

                                                                    Ángel boosted

                                                                    [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                    rio-like configuration for base openbsd fvwm2

                                                                    nein.triapul.cz/fvwm

                                                                    jc leyendecker in acme

                                                                    Alt...jc leyendecker in acme

                                                                      Samuel boosted

                                                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                      dating culture clash

                                                                      plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person.

Daemon: "So, how was the date?"

Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine."

Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?"

Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                      Alt...plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person. Daemon: "So, how was the date?" Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine." Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?" Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

                                                                        Ángel boosted

                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                        Prehistoric AI, OpenBlade's relative

                                                                        Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building.

Girl: "What is it, master?"

Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..."

LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?"

OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

                                                                        Alt...Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building. Girl: "What is it, master?" Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..." LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?" OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

                                                                          Ángel boosted

                                                                          [?]Bryan Steele :flan_beard: » 🌐
                                                                          @brynet@bsd.network

                                                                          Heads up for people applying the first syspatch(8) for 7.8, which is actually for the syspatch(8) utility itself.

                                                                          There are instructions in the errata patch for if it fails.

                                                                          If syspatch fails (probably because /usr is not a separate filesystem), perform these steps:
                                                                          sed -e 's/.checkfs/#checkfs/g' /usr/sbin/syspatch > /root/syspatch
                                                                          ksh /root/syspatch
                                                                          syspatch # re-run new syspatch command as instructed
                                                                          rm /root/syspatch
                                                                          dev_mkdb

                                                                          marc.info/?l=openbsd-cvs&m=176

                                                                            9 ★ 4 ↺

                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                                                            So 7.8 happened and it was upgraded and all my machines were happy as the process was smooth as always.

                                                                            Thanks to everyone involved. All hail the fish.

                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                              The Man of MATA pt1

                                                                              next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115271

                                                                              pls consider supporting my work: analognowhere.com/support

                                                                              Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                              Alt...Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                                                              Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

                                                                              Alt...Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                                                              Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

analognowhere presents: techno-mage in:

Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                              Alt...Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                                                              The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

                                                                              Alt...The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

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                                                                                [?]Tim Chase » 🌐
                                                                                @gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                Me: huh, I don't remember logging out of my session on the kids' laptop…oh, right, I did a `doas sysupgrade`, it did the upgrade, rebooted into 7.7, and returned uneventfully to the login screen without requiring any additional intervention or thought.

                                                                                There's something wonderful about an upgrade-process so boring that you can accidentally forget you did it.

                                                                                  [?]gyptazy » 💔 🌐
                                                                                  @gyptazy@mastodon.gyptazy.com

                                                                                  I got asked if I could create a for creating a (public) service - just like I did recently for . With and you can also reach resource in the legacy internet () on only systems.

                                                                                  While this is based on and , there’s also a solution by using the 's native way which is also running on the other gateway. I’ll share a second how to how to do this in OpenBSD and pf.

                                                                                  gyptazy.com/howto-create-a-pub

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                                                                                    [?]Russ Sharek » 🌐
                                                                                    @RussSharek@mastodon.art

                                                                                    While I was mucking about with an port, I got an email from github offering me access to their ai code writing uselessness.

                                                                                    No! Bad website!

                                                                                    *spritzes with water bottle*

                                                                                    My code doesn't work at the moment. Broken is still better than this offer.

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                                                                                      [?]Jacob Farkas » 🌐
                                                                                      @farktronix@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                      This is my favorite part of the OpenBSD installer because I get it wrong every time, but I love that they anticipated it!

                                                                                      Text from the OpenBSD installer asking "Setup a user? (enter a lower-case loginname, or 'no')". 

The user enters "yes" and the next prompt says "No really, what is the lower-case loginname, or 'no'?"

                                                                                      Alt...Text from the OpenBSD installer asking "Setup a user? (enter a lower-case loginname, or 'no')". The user enters "yes" and the next prompt says "No really, what is the lower-case loginname, or 'no'?"

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                                                                                        [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
                                                                                        @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                                                                        **BSD Mail Project Update!**

                                                                                        Hello everyone! I wanted to share some exciting updates about the development of BSD Mail, our privacy-focused email service designed with robustness, security, and transparency in mind. Here’s a deep dive into the technical choices I've made, focusing on my use of open source solutions and open protocols:

                                                                                        🌍 **Servers & Location**

                                                                                        - We're running on two physical servers:
                                                                                        - One hosted by OVH in France
                                                                                        - Another by Hetzner in Germany
                                                                                        - Both servers operate on FreeBSD with NVMe drives in a ZFS mirror configuration for speed and data integrity.

                                                                                        🔒 **Virtualization & Security**

                                                                                        - We utilize jails on both servers to ensure isolated environments for different services, managed via BastilleBSD. On one server, jails are set up directly on the hardware, whereas the other server employs nested jails.
                                                                                        - Each server hosts a bhyve VM running OpenBSD with OpenSMTPD for handling SMTP duties securely.

                                                                                        🔗 **Networking**

                                                                                        - A Wireguard setup connects the two servers, facilitating routing capabilities so that jails and VMs can communicate seamlessly, supporting both IPv4 and IPv6.

                                                                                        📧 **Email Services**

                                                                                        - **Dovecot** is configured for maildir replication across the servers using Dovecot sync, ensuring email availability and redundancy.
                                                                                        - **Rspamd** instances are tied to local KeyDB jails, set up in master-master replication for consistent and reliable spam detection and greylisting.
                                                                                        - **ClamAV** runs in corresponding jails for virus scanning, maintaining a high level of security.
                                                                                        - **SOGo** provides a web interface for email management, connected to MySQL databases in master-master replication to handle sessions and authentication smoothly.

                                                                                        💾 **Data Management**

                                                                                        - Email data is stored on separate, encrypted ZFS datasets to secure emails at rest.
                                                                                        - MySQL databases are used for storing credentials and managing sessions for SOGo, also in a master-master replication setup. Importantly, all passwords are securely hashed using bcrypt, ensuring they are salted and safe.

                                                                                        🔎 **Monitoring & Reliability**

                                                                                        - Our DNS is managed through BunnyNet, which continuously monitors our server status. Should one server—or a specific service—become unavailable, DNS configurations are dynamically adjusted to avoid directing users to the affected IP until full service is restored.

                                                                                        🌐 **Commitment to Open Source and Open Protocols**

                                                                                        - Every component of BSD Mail is built exclusively using open source software and open protocols. This commitment is crucial for ensuring data freedom and the reliability of the solutions we use.

                                                                                        This setup not only emphasizes our commitment to privacy and security but also our dedication to maintaining an open and transparent platform.
                                                                                        We're excited to bring you a service where your privacy, data integrity, and freedom are prioritized. Stay tuned for more updates!

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                                                                                          [?]Solène :flan_hacker: » 🌐
                                                                                          @solene@bsd.network

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                                                                                          [?]Solène :flan_hacker: » 🌐
                                                                                          @solene@bsd.network

                                                                                          Running compositor on is very easy (only -current at the moment)

                                                                                          - pkg_add sway
                                                                                          - stop xenodm
                                                                                          - log-in as your user in a tty
                                                                                          - run /usr/local/bin/startsway.sh

                                                                                          that's all :flan_thumbs:

                                                                                          Screenshot of an OpenBSD desktop running the wayland compositor sway

                                                                                          Alt...Screenshot of an OpenBSD desktop running the wayland compositor sway