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When _YOU_ look at _YOUR_ profile picture on the screen, it [FACES] (looks)...
EDIT: you guys are going to give me a stroke - if there is a face in your profile picture, is it facing right or left.. dont think too much about it. dont worry about the eyes. just generally... my profile picture looks to the right, for example. OK COOL
EDIT7: OK, how about this - where does the NOSE / BEAK / SNOUT / ? point to.
EDIT8: I wish I never made this poll.
EDIT9: If you have an ANIMATED avatar, then judge it on the 1st frame.
EDIT10: If there are both a MIRROR REFLECTION as well as a FACE, decide on the direction the FACE is facing, not the reflection.
EDIT11/12: By STRAIGHT AHEAD I mean looking DIRECTLY at you!
EDIT13: im going to sleep now... please consult the comment section if youre unsure what to click. maybe dont click anything? that is allowed.
EDIT14: if your avatar is looking directly AWAY from the camera, that's also straight away.
EDIT15: If there is NO face in your profile picture, then don't click ANYTHING. this applies to hands, flowers, buildings, bikes, feet. If there is, for example, A FACE drawn on a wall, then judge it by the direction that picture of a face is facing.
(stop boosting this, i beg you - i want this to be over.)
#poll #unix_surrealism #fediverse
| to the right: | 597 |
| to the left: | 470 |
| straight ahead: | 719 |
Closed
#phone_bad_book_good : This Generation is Cooked!
#mobilek #comic #unix_surrealism
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Mister Mobilek is doomscrolling on his mobilek in a park when a child reading a book walks by.
Mister Mobilek is disgusted.
IMPERIAL COLORS MANIFESTO
I am human, and I will never again write HTML code using the speak of computers.
I am not helpless, for God has armed me with 140 Imperial Colors to wage war on machines and their Metric System.
https://qum.cz/imperial_colors/
#japanese_jesus #html #css #webdev #programming #art #fediart #mastoart #unix_surrealism
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I MISS SURREALISM, the motherland is long dead now.
you can not get beautiful, meaningful conversations like this anymore, where are all the enlightened people it gathered?
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Been playing around with the wonderful #colorboy palette by @skeddles and couldn't help making some #analognowhere stuff.
#colorboy #pixelart #unix_surrealism
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A pixel art dialog window of Puffy angrily asking "...YOU THINK I LIKE COMPUTERS?!"
Another one
#colorboy #pixelart #unix_surrealism
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A pixel art dialog window of Techno Mage daring someone to say "You need to download our app to continue" again.
#sponsoredcontent time!
Here's my honest unboxing of Entropy's Rotoscope Issue 1 by the content creator
@j-g00da
It's some kind of a comic in #unix_surrealism.
It comes in two variations, A4 size ("big american paper" for my american friends), and the smaller at A5 ("small american paper"). I read on lemmy that the A5 version comes with a tab of LSD, but I didn't get that one, so I can't confirm. If you know anything about lemmy rumors, it's probably true though. I ordered the A4 version because I can't see too well and I like when the pictures are big. Also drugs are bad, so...
The print quality is very nice and the paper feels almost erotic to touch.
I won't spoil the story for you, mostly because I don't know what's happening in it, but some people like that sort of stuff.
You can purchase it here: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d
The content creator also gives you the option to read it for free on their website, if you hate supporting the arts, which I think is always nice.
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pervert panda sits on top of Entropy's Rotoscope ISSUE 1 A4 SIZE
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it's some kind of an ink drawing of an eye
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p » 🌐
@p@hj.9fs.net
harder than you think.
#ai #linux #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #llm #slop #antislop #unix_surrealism
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Look, William, a better world without AI!
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Please don’t be shocked, but I’ve been reading old #UNIX Review magazines on Archive.org, as one does. I’ve been finding a number of interesting artifacts throughout. This June 1984 ad by Cadmus Computer Systems listed a #USENET address: !wivax!cadmus.
This is a UUCP bang path, for the kids who don’t know. The ! separates relay hops, it’s a literal routing instruction. Get to the backbone, reach wivax, forward to cadmus.
No DNS.
Machines screamed at each other to swap data.
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A man works on a computer with multiple monitors displaying graphical data, surrounded by an advertisement for Cadmus computer systems.
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A vintage advertisement for the Cadmus 9000 computer system, highlighting its complete set of tools and contact information.
These article illustrations are truly something.
UNIX Review, April 1985.
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Surrealist painting in a Magritte-inspired style showing a man in a black suit and bowler hat seen from behind, sitting at a vintage desktop computer at the entrance to a large green hedge maze. An identical computer floats in the sky above the maze against rolling green hills and scattered clouds, suggesting the mystery or bewilderment of navigating early computing.
My Friend Lunic: #omarchy
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My Friend @khm helped me draw this picture. It would not exist without him.
#linux #art #comic #fediart #mastoart #arch @nixCraft #unix_surrealism
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it's been 3 days already, but my friend Lunic is still talking about some weird distro from a dude who made an email service that doesn't work with email clients.
I think he went stupid.
Lunic: omarchi omarchi omarchi omarchi
most #mobilek fans don't know about his son who appeared briefly in an episode of Simone
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Mobilek's son asks simone "Did you read Sartre?"
Simone is there with her kids and her sister Claudia, who's doing something on a computer.
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I’m taking these to @cebulacamp all money go to:
- printing this issue,
- printing future issues,
- building my ego.
You can also buy it online here: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d .
You can also bootleg it if you don’t want to give me money, it’s CC0.
You can read it online if you don’t have money, it’s free: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1 .
#entropysrotoscope #kamiokande #unix_surrealism #comic #art #noai #fediart #mastoart #cebulacamp
RE: https://donotsta.re/objects/bb14e20a-1b37-45c7-99af-e30c8686a1ce
You can now buy a printed version of Entropy’s Rotoscope #1, available in A4 and A5 format.
Get it either on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d or send an email to eigengrau <at> kamiokan <dot> de or just meet me on some event, I will take these to cebula camp and c3 (by c3 I hopefully will also bring issue 2).
#art #comic #unix_surrealism #kamiokande #entropysrotoscope
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Entropy's Rotoscope issue 1 comic print, in A4 and A5
my submission to https://storyseedlibrary.org
you can wear it: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/183323507
i hope i win
edit: unfortunately it was not accepted :(
#unix_surrealism #art #solarpunk #mastoart #permacomputing #art #fediart
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i love fixing my computo
person fixes a t42, while a neutered matabot smiles giddily
they live in some kind of a tree house with wires and leaves growing around the wooden structures
Phone Bad Book Good - Surface Level
#phone_bad_book_good #unix_surrealism #mobilek #twitter #x
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CEASE AND DESIST: NITTER IS OVER
Red: "Mister Mobilek, why is it so hard top get radicalized these days?"
Mobilek: "We can use your mom's email to sign up!"
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p » 🌐
@p@hj.9fs.net
#unix_surrealism #ai #lisp #lispmachine
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belial and a person sit on top of a lisp machine terminal
král mechanik mezi roboty
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king mechanic among the synthetic
it's a picture of a person crouching with limbs entangled
the pmjv (parkinson's faux layer) method
#art #tutorial #unix_surrealism
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the pmjv (parkinson's faux layer) method
use the background color to erase, but sparingly
sketch red - this is the bulk of the picture. approximate thickly.
detail blue - draw over it adding detail and filling gaps.
run it pink - trace the whole thing leniently
channel parkinson - especially on the top and bottom layers. do not be careful. each layer is meant to thicken the lines beneath it
grab all the 3 colors and fill them black
-> free shading
do not touch it anymore!
NUCLEAR ENGINEER SAYS LATEST RESEARCH CONFIRMS FIRST-CENTURY DATE OF SHROUD OF TURIN
#content_review #japanese_jesus #fediart #mastoart #art #jesus #linux #foss #unix_surrealism #grendel
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Funhole Content Review
JAPANESE JESUS
'I CAME TO SET YOU FREE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.'
sdf.org
triapul.cz/japanese_jesus
GRENDEL: JJ'S BROTHER?
FREE BLESSING COUPON: BLESS ANY WEBSITE: https://anubis.kut.as
JAPANESE PETER'S TOP 10 TUI PROGRAMS
THE 13th APOSTLE UNMASKED
JAPANESE MARY MAGDALENE'S LEAKED DM'S
How Big Tech Failed to Smear JJ's Image
JJ's Gospel About cringe linux distros
Inter view with Japanese Pilate
JJ AND JC.
Did they ever meet?
The untold story of the Judas episode.
Why did they try to supress it?
THEODORE ROOSEVELT SHOT BY CRANK IN MILWAUKEE STREET
#content_review #unix_surrealism #fediverse #loops #mastodon #lemmy #art #mastoart #javascript #cats #snac
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Funhole Content Review
FEDIVERSE
I HAVE A DREAM
'you need to enable javascript to run this this app.'
How to make it big? You don't
@mmtmm pls sponsor me
How to get more boosts? Cats.
so many rabbits
LOOPY CONSPIRACY - Who is behind the manufactured fame of a tiktok clone nobody asked for?
THE C BANSHEE: What is snac and should you be worried?
FEDIVERSE MENACE: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
hackers.town: Is nowhere safe?
ONE FREE ANTI-SLOP KITTO
THE LIST: 50.000 mastodon addresses to avoid if you don't like illegal content.
ADDRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS
if you enjoy my art, please consider supporting it financially.
https://liberapay.com/analognowhere
https://analognowhere.redbubble.com
Thank you!
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LIST OF ENEMIES:
qrstuv
my fellow european sibs, here is my unbiased review of w.eu, i mean w.social, i mean wsocial.eu 👍
#eu #wsocial #w #unix_surrealism #mobilek #phone_bad_book_good
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it's a bluesky instance that you can't use without a mobilek
mister mobilek is in a pokit
Entropy’s Rotoscope Issue I; new page everyday starting today: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1
RSS: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/rss.xml
Support me on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/j_g00da
CC0 / Public Domain
#unix_surrealism #comic #art #entropysrotoscope #kamiokande
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Comic cover, text: Entropy's Rotoscope Issue I, kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope CC/0 2026. A girl with a laptop looks at a humanoid computo, it talks to her but she can't hear it, she has headphones on!
I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to draw (with 9front)
The penultimate paper on paint(1) and the 9front art machine.
https://triapul.cz/automa/i_did_not_kill_stanley_lieber
#unix_surrealism #plan9 #9front #art #guide #computers #oldcomputerchallenge
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poster for
"I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to draw (with 9front)"
there's some characters or something, I can't tell
KITTY ODYSSEUS - INTERMEZZO
Kitty Odysseus will return soon.
https://triapul.cz/kitty_odysseus/
#kitty_odysseus #unix_surrealism #comic #art
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Kitty Odysseus on a raft looks up.
Angry Poseidon is there.
[MANGA][FREE DOWNLOAD] JAPANESE JESUS
https://triapul.cz/files/pmjv-japanese_jesus.cbz
I hereby announce the release of Japanese Jesus e-book. Enjoy!
If you want, you can buy something or put a dollar in the hat.
https://analognowhere.com/support
stay prayed up
#unix_surrealism #comic #japanese_jesus #art #foss #linux #stayprayedup
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japanese jesus
examine the newly collected #phonebadbookgood series
https://triapul.cz/phone_bad_book_good
#comic #art #mastoart #fediart #mobilek #unix_surrealism
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phone bad book good poster
chid and red surrounded by many mobileks
please share my art to help me achieve my dream of having 4 million dollars
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it has been ten thousand lifetimes since i had spoken to a computer
and all this time i never stopped hearing its voice
not for a minute
the rubber wrapped around
a thousand miles
of hair thin lines
in the back, there and outside
on heads with one too many eyes
there, back and way out
#unix_surrealism #tarot #occult #comic #foss #computers #sun #ibm #triapul
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UPSIDE DOWN HIGH PRIESTESS
in the
darkest hour
of man
saddle the steed
of apocalypse
and ride with
angels of hell
#unix_surrealism #comic #tarot #occult #computers #art #fediart #triapul
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VII
THE CHARIOT
comfort
https://analognowhere.com/_/ohrico/
#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic #openbsd #fosschild
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fosschild narrates:
there was a hint of weariness in her eyes
the kind that can be only found on the faces of the disillusioned
on nights when she thought i was asleep, i would listen to her tightening the failing grip of the miltek arm
when skies were clear she looked at the stars as if looking for someone
back then i didnt understand why it comforted her
i do today
What's up?
I am working on the next techno-mage issue, which will come out as a complete story sometime in April. I like to think this will result in a more enjoyable experience as opposed to rushing out parts and pages.
I am also continuously working on the comic series Creatures and my passion project Kitty Odysseus. Which you may or may not enjoy in the meanwhile.
They can be found, along with Japanese Jesus, on my (other) website or in lemmy's Funhole.
https://triapul.cz/creatures
https://triapul.cz/japanese_jesus
https://triapul.cz/kitty_odysseus
https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole
I can't tell you what takes precedence, but it will all get made eventually.
If you enjoy what I make, or have some other use for it, please consider supporting my work financially.
https://analognowhere.com/support/
Thank you!
#analognowhere #unix_surrealism
#technomage #kitty_odysseus #japanese_jesus
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girl fish and penguin are suspicious of each other
Entropy 2
#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #linux #foss #comic #art #mastoart #privacy
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Girl: "Master?"
Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?"
Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed."
Fish: "Fine, fine"
Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.
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analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2
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Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.
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Girl: "Fossangel!"
Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first."
It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID.
Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!"
Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."
boostedthe great cyber war
#unix_surrealism #computer #ai
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vt100 on a stack of boxes, wearing a helmet with an m16 by its side
YOUR
PC
NEXT?
acquired - tome of pf
(this is not sponsored content, I just like the book)
thank you @pitrh
https://nostarch.com/book-of-pf-4th-edition
#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #pf #bookofpf
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girl studies the ancient tome of PF
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8 panel comic
sun girl, black girl,
girl brain bus, girl,
girl finger, laptop,
girl hand, laptop
#unix_surrealism #dataswamp #technomage #art #comic #openbsd
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Do you ever wonder how different thing would be if we had met in the data swamp?
Get snac'd up (not just) for #fosdem !
You can now purchase #snac propaganda stickers and apparel to show your allegiance or to wage war with.
Blessed be the hacker @grunfink for they can C.
#snac2 #runbsd #linux #unix_surrealism #fediverse
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snac's suzie qr, points to comam.es/what-is-snac
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snac alien
SINCE YOU LEFT ME
IVE BEEN SNACPILLED
comam.es/what-is-snac
strlcpy(3)
#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #analognowhere #fish #penguin #mata #linux #comic #art
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MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker.
Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE"
Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out."
Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT"
Fish: "And Purple? Thank you."
Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!"
Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."
last of the fish
#unix_surrealism #technomage #gameoftrees #9front no #thinkpad #openbsd #runbsd
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Girl lounging on a desk. there are 9front no-thinkpad, and game of trees posters behind her. a fish plush toy. and some other computer-speak stuff.
PSA
#unix_surrealism #veilid #hacker #poster #comic #hackedbrain
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HACKED BRAIN magazine cover
issue #3
it's a girl with horn holding an old Nokia phone with a laptop bag with SDF, merveilles and 9 stickers patches. She's wearing a sweater with port 70 (gopher).
'early signs your offspring may be a hacker'
"my x201 won't fit in that"
"I miss SUN"
refuses to use school computers
spits every time someone says 'discord'
"hyperthreading is insecure"
talk about wanting to live on a boat
"tell grandma I'm only using veilid now"
has posters of fish and the number 9 all over their room
"ed(1) is the standard editor"
"what license is it under?"
wears strange occult symbols
uses only old tech
"it's not a cult, dad"
limbs
#unix_surrealism #mono #ai #art #glenda
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On a computer.
Suddenly the computer grabs you.
"Mister Computer?"
'magnetic fields'
boost if you like your diskettes organic
#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #recursion #foss #diskette #floppy #runbsd
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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.
Father: "Did you say something?"
Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.
Son: "N-no, dad..."
Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.
Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
The Man of MATA pt3 - The first MATA_BOT
previously: https://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/the_man_of_mata/
#unix_surrealism #ai #mata #technomage #comic
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Mata Brother: "Will this work?"
Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better."
Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS."
Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me."
Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise."
Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."
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Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive."
Pentium-M Man: "No..."
Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?"
Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?"
Mata Brother: "Shhhh."
Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"
Fish Alpinism
How I make digital art.
https://triapul.cz/_/1765291397
#unix_surrealism #openbsd #alpine #linux #gimp #art #foss
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artist keyboard
DUFF v KORN 2
prev: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115508225024561937
#unix_surrealism #plan9 #9front #korn #ksh #rc #comic #linux #lo0 #technomage #openblade #openbsd
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Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"
Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"
Daemon: "Yeah!"
Kshboy: "Cool!"
DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.
Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"
Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."
Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"
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Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.
DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN
WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!
PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD
OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."
Mage: "You heard about this?"
OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."
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Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"
Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice
Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."
Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."
Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"
Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"
Korn: "What fight?"
Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"
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Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.
Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"
Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"
Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."
Duff: "Fight?"
the list
#unix_surrealism #comic #poster #openbsd #freebsd #netbsd #dragonflybsd #9front #plan9 #glenda #cirno #girl #daemon #puffy #rabbit #mata #openblade #penguin #linux #foss
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MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS
Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl
get inspired
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black box says "no ai"
person is orgasmis
girl : "the bar is really low"
bathing
I use @OpenBSDAms btw
#unix_surrealism #openbsd #vmm #vmd #poster #comic #linux #plan9 #glenda
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Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.
Sticker sincerity by @prahou@merveilles.town #unix_surrealism
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A 2007 Acer Aspire One laptop, featuring unix_surrealism and unreliable narrator stickers
Prehistoric AI, OpenBlade's relative
#unix_surrealism #lispmachine #openblade #openbsd #technomage #comic
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Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building.
Girl: "What is it, master?"
Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..."
LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?"
OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"
The Man of MATA pt1
next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115271822786360293
pls consider supporting my work: https://analognowhere.com/support
#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata
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Somewhere in a desert...
Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.
Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"
Girl: "mhmhmhm"
Penguin: "What's today?"
Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.
Girl: "History.
Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."
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Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.
Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."
LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers
"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."
"We ate her last week."
"We ate her last week."
"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"
"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."
"Ugh..."
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Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.
Penguin: "I have the best ideas."
Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."
Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"
analognowhere presents: techno-mage in:
Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.
Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."
Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"
Girl: "He's really into it!"
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The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.
"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."
"Shut up."
the myth of the good tech giant
#clippy #unix_surrealism #microsoft #ai
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Microsoft clippy says: "If I knew how to steal and sell your data in '97, I would've done it."
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DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.