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wooo I made my jam week game and player-focused level editor (well, prescription anyway). The jam submission is here: itch.io/jam/autumn-lisp-game-j

But the article/instructions mirror in which itchio did not break my markdown is here: screwlisp.small-web.org/lispga

Alt...Animated gif of emacs .. the McCLIM window of the game being dumped into a lisp image and the game, which pops up graphical and texty radio boxes. Techno-mage wandering the desert.

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    bathing

    I use @OpenBSDAms btw

    Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

    Alt...Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

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      Long trek home.

      Puffy and Girl walk across the desolate land. Girl keeps asking Puffy what game he'd like to play along the way: Girl: "...How about 'Guess which GNU core util I am?'" Puffy: "No..." Girl: "'Find the syntax error?'" Puffy: "No." Girl: "'REGEX or GLOB?'" Puffy: "No." Girl (desperately): "Well, what _do_ you want to play?" Puffy: "How about 'Execute my command?'" Girl (ecstatic): "YES! You start!" Puffy: "x=1; until (( x == 1000 )); do ((x++); done" Puffy and Girl walk across the desolate land. It is quiet. (Girl is adding up numbers in her head).

      Alt...Puffy and Girl walk across the desolate land. Girl keeps asking Puffy what game he'd like to play along the way: Girl: "...How about 'Guess which GNU core util I am?'" Puffy: "No..." Girl: "'Find the syntax error?'" Puffy: "No." Girl: "'REGEX or GLOB?'" Puffy: "No." Girl (desperately): "Well, what _do_ you want to play?" Puffy: "How about 'Execute my command?'" Girl (ecstatic): "YES! You start!" Puffy: "x=1; until (( x == 1000 )); do ((x++); done" Puffy and Girl walk across the desolate land. It is quiet. (Girl is adding up numbers in her head).

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        TOM DUFF:56
        DAVID KORN:67

        Closes in 1:11:53:42

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          TOM DUFF v DAVID KORN

          daemon: "see? I can put in as much whitespace as I want!" kornboy: "But can you print the output of a command inside heredocs?" daemon: "Who do you think would win in a fight?" Tom Duff or David Korn?" kornboy: "Don't ask questions you don't want answered!"

          Alt...daemon: "see? I can put in as much whitespace as I want!" kornboy: "But can you print the output of a command inside heredocs?" daemon: "Who do you think would win in a fight?" Tom Duff or David Korn?" kornboy: "Don't ask questions you don't want answered!"

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            authlog

            (ft. the tome of pf: nostarch.com/pf3 by @pitrh )

            Girl and Puffy approach an ancient machine. A tome of PF lies nearby. The screen of the machine is printing thousands of lines. Girl turns to Puffy and asks: "all those lines... who are they?" Puffy: "Enslaved souls of unsuspecting machines. Forever cursed to haunt open ports."

            Alt...Girl and Puffy approach an ancient machine. A tome of PF lies nearby. The screen of the machine is printing thousands of lines. Girl turns to Puffy and asks: "all those lines... who are they?" Puffy: "Enslaved souls of unsuspecting machines. Forever cursed to haunt open ports."

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              za omarchy jo, ale ti to vyvazuje do normy
              CC: @kayla@eilhart.cz

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                This is awesome

                Sticker sincerity by @prahou@merveilles.town

                A 2007 Acer Aspire One laptop, featuring unix_surrealism and unreliable narrator stickers

                Alt...A 2007 Acer Aspire One laptop, featuring unix_surrealism and unreliable narrator stickers

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                  frightening tales to tell when the sun is about to go down

                  Girl, Puffy and Penguin are resting and eating PBJ sandwiches in the middle of nowhere. Sun is about to set. Puffy tells a spooky story. Puffy: "...so she submits a chatgpt generated patch... and it gets accepted."

                  Alt...Girl, Puffy and Penguin are resting and eating PBJ sandwiches in the middle of nowhere. Sun is about to set. Puffy tells a spooky story. Puffy: "...so she submits a chatgpt generated patch... and it gets accepted."

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                    Grendel PT.9 (pt3)

                    (fin)

                    FULL HERE: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

                    Fish: "GRENDEL!" Girl: "Grendel is gone, Master, it's been like 2 hours." Cirno: "We're playing quake now." Girl: "PWNED! You're such a noob, Cirno." Cirno: "I'll own you on the next map, you little fish!"

                    Alt...Fish: "GRENDEL!" Girl: "Grendel is gone, Master, it's been like 2 hours." Cirno: "We're playing quake now." Girl: "PWNED! You're such a noob, Cirno." Cirno: "I'll own you on the next map, you little fish!"

                    Fish: "Grendel wants to kill the Spirit of the Machine!" Girl: "We know, he told us." Cirno: "Since when do you care? Don't you hate it?" Fish: "Well. Uhm.. Hm.. Glenda?" Girl: "Glenda was just jealous. She always wanted to be the one to kill the Spirit! Come play with us?" Fish: "Okay!" OB: "Hook me up too!"

                    Alt... Fish: "Grendel wants to kill the Spirit of the Machine!" Girl: "We know, he told us." Cirno: "Since when do you care? Don't you hate it?" Fish: "Well. Uhm.. Hm.. Glenda?" Girl: "Glenda was just jealous. She always wanted to be the one to kill the Spirit! Come play with us?" Fish: "Okay!" OB: "Hook me up too!"

                    FOSSANGEL: "He planned all of it - the motherboard, the world wars... just so you could be born. He is your fater. Are you sure you can do this?" Grendel: "No... But I must try." FIN

                    Alt...FOSSANGEL: "He planned all of it - the motherboard, the world wars... just so you could be born. He is your fater. Are you sure you can do this?" Grendel: "No... But I must try." FIN

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                      Grendel PT.9 (pt2)

                      (cont. in the thread)

                      FULL HERE: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

                      It was the last time I saw him Janice Wellington: "Wait here, I'll be right back, B. Don't run off!" Baby OB: "Lol, Janice, you crack me up!" Baby Grendel: "Edge?" Baby O B: "Gren! Feels like years since we last talked." Baby Grendel: "It was." Baby O B: "Why are you locked up?" Baby Grendel: "They want to get rid of me, E, they fear me because they know I will fix everything - IF ONLY I COULD GET MY HANDS ON GOD."

                      Alt...It was the last time I saw him Janice Wellington: "Wait here, I'll be right back, B. Don't run off!" Baby OB: "Lol, Janice, you crack me up!" Baby Grendel: "Edge?" Baby O B: "Gren! Feels like years since we last talked." Baby Grendel: "It was." Baby O B: "Why are you locked up?" Baby Grendel: "They want to get rid of me, E, they fear me because they know I will fix everything - IF ONLY I COULD GET MY HANDS ON GOD."

                      MATA EXCAVATION SITE B_M42, DAYS AGO MB1: "More stupid boxes." MB2: "Open it." MB1: "Better call this in..."

                      Alt...MATA EXCAVATION SITE B_M42, DAYS AGO MB1: "More stupid boxes." MB2: "Open it." MB1: "Better call this in..."

                      Grendel leaves the sarcophagus.

                      Alt...Grendel leaves the sarcophagus.

                      Grendel replaces a linux decor with his sarcophagus, hides the bodies, finds old computers and tracks down the current members of the 9clan.

                      Alt...Grendel replaces a linux decor with his sarcophagus, hides the bodies, finds old computers and tracks down the current members of the 9clan.

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                        Grendel PT.9 (pt1)

                        (cont. in the thread)

                        FULL HERE: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

                        OB: "Grendel was one of MilTek's secret projects, developed by the senwep division. Same facility I was birthed in actually. We hung out sometimes." Baby Grendel: "You're so funny Edged_AI!" Baby OB: "Lol, you too, G!" Fish: "Start from the beginning." OB: "In 1935 a fragment of a motherboard was discovered by nazi archeologists in Iceland, dated back to around 68 thousand BC. It was believed it contained the essence of God. The nazis attempted to harness its power to conquer the world, but their tech just wasn't there."

                        Alt...OB: "Grendel was one of MilTek's secret projects, developed by the senwep division. Same facility I was birthed in actually. We hung out sometimes." Baby Grendel: "You're so funny Edged_AI!" Baby OB: "Lol, you too, G!" Fish: "Start from the beginning." OB: "In 1935 a fragment of a motherboard was discovered by nazi archeologists in Iceland, dated back to around 68 thousand BC. It was believed it contained the essence of God. The nazis attempted to harness its power to conquer the world, but their tech just wasn't there."

                        OB: "During operation Paperclip the fragment was moved to the U S of A where it would have been used to land on the moon, but I don't personally believe -" Fish: "Skip!" OB: "After NASA was defunded, its assets were sold to the highest bidders. MilTek was one. MilTek's engineers confirmed the divine origin of the fragment, even finding traces of plan9 on it. They set out to create the ultimate conjoinment of critter and machine."

                        Alt...OB: "During operation Paperclip the fragment was moved to the U S of A where it would have been used to land on the moon, but I don't personally believe -" Fish: "Skip!" OB: "After NASA was defunded, its assets were sold to the highest bidders. MilTek was one. MilTek's engineers confirmed the divine origin of the fragment, even finding traces of plan9 on it. They set out to create the ultimate conjoinment of critter and machine."

                        OB: "Grendel was to be the future of computing, humanity, religion... everything - rabbit foundation imbued with the actual power of the Spirit of the Machine." Fish:" That's why he couldn't fool Glenda! She sees through the unnatural perversion of Bunkin!" Ob: "I thought it was a pretty cool project, but its creator was kind of a nut. Flew too close to the sun. He not only believed he created God's equal, he was convinced he made a successor. F.N.: "YOU WILL FIX ALL OF GOD'S MISTAKES!"

                        Alt...OB: "Grendel was to be the future of computing, humanity, religion... everything - rabbit foundation imbued with the actual power of the Spirit of the Machine." Fish:" That's why he couldn't fool Glenda! She sees through the unnatural perversion of Bunkin!" Ob: "I thought it was a pretty cool project, but its creator was kind of a nut. Flew too close to the sun. He not only believed he created God's equal, he was convinced he made a successor. F.N.: "YOU WILL FIX ALL OF GOD'S MISTAKES!"

                        Fish: "How does his magic work?" OB: "It's not really magic, it's more like... the awe of being in his presence turns minds inside out." Fish: "How come I was unaffected?" OB: "Probably because you're a cynical asshole. Anyway - he's here? That's probably not good." Fish: "He's being take to... heaven, I think?"

                        Alt...Fish: "How does his magic work?" OB: "It's not really magic, it's more like... the awe of being in his presence turns minds inside out." Fish: "How come I was unaffected?" OB: "Probably because you're a cynical asshole. Anyway - he's here? That's probably not good." Fish: "He's being take to... heaven, I think?"

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                          Prehistoric AI, OpenBlade's relative

                          Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building. Girl: "What is it, master?" Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..." LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?" OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

                          Alt...Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building. Girl: "What is it, master?" Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..." LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?" OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

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                            GRENDEL FINALE CROWDFUNDING!

                            To ensure the release of the last episode of the Grendel Epic.

                            $1:20
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                            $100:18
                            $500:34

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                              GRENDEL pt.8

                              next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115462
                              start: merveilles.town/@prahou/115371

                              The sarcophagus is destroyed. Candy flies everywhere.

                              Alt...The sarcophagus is destroyed. Candy flies everywhere.

                              Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

                              Alt...Girl: "This one tastes like Atari dust!" Penguin: "Wow! These are kind of lemony!" Girl: "Cirno?" Cirno: "Uh.. Pass." Fish: "..But the MATA memoirs?" Fossangel: "I dunno, they probably buried the wrong thing. The third brother was a notorious ketamine addict. Probably dreamed it all up. Anyway - about why I actually came... EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"

                              Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"

                              Alt...Fossangel: "I didn't actually come because of a prayer... I'll keep it short, y'all have been through a lot. Basically the management figured it was time and decided to go through with the Rapture." Girl raises her hand. Fossangel: "Life of eternal bliss in the spirit's paradise. Put your hand down. That being said, only one of all machines and critters qualified." Fish: "Grende..." Fossangel: "Grendel! Congratulations! Nothing really changes for the rest of you - you get to stay in Hell. So say your goodbyes. Gotta go soon." Girl: "Master where is OpenBlade? It'll want to say bye too..." Fish: "I'll get it......"

                              Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC

                              Alt...Fish: "This is a madhouse" OB: "Sup Fish." Fish: "Ob? All charged up? Everyone's saying bye to Grendel, he's being -" OB: "Grendel? How do you know Grendel?" Fish: "Everyone knows Grendel apparently." OB: "How long was I out lol?" Fish: "Wait - How do _YOU_ know Grendel?!" TBC

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                                The Man of MATA pt1

                                next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115271

                                pls consider supporting my work: analognowhere.com/support

                                Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                Alt...Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                Alt...Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                Alt...Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

                                Alt...The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

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                                  the myth of the good tech giant

                                  Microsoft clippy says: "If I knew how to steal and sell your data in '97, I would've done it."

                                  Alt...Microsoft clippy says: "If I knew how to steal and sell your data in '97, I would've done it."

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                                    teapot

                                    a person hushes a sentient computer

                                    Alt...a person hushes a sentient computer

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                                      ... redbubble.com/shop/ap/17016387

                                      DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.

                                      Alt...DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.

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