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Search results for tag #unix_surrealism

[?]Tomáš » 🌐
@prahou@merveilles.town

Plus One

Thank you, all the supporters, fans, visitors, critters, observers and machine-folk.

Good luck next year!

Girl, Fish and Penguin pose for a photograph.

Alt...Girl, Fish and Penguin pose for a photograph.

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    @prahou@merveilles.town

    Do you pray?

    Girl acquires a vintage machine from a malevolent spirit.

Magnetic Nymph: "You know, normally we use  these to trap souls. You hackers truly are weird."

    Alt...Girl acquires a vintage machine from a malevolent spirit. Magnetic Nymph: "You know, normally we use these to trap souls. You hackers truly are weird."

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      @NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz

      DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS (3D Printed Version)

      DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS (3D Printed Version)

      Alt...DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS (3D Printed Version)

      (https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/unix_surrealism)

      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
      @prahou@merveilles.town

      dirty dozen

      the twelve apostles and japanese jesus in a milkbar

      Alt...the twelve apostles and japanese jesus in a milkbar

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        @prahou@merveilles.town

        D'ailleurs, c'est toujours les autres OS qui meurent...

        Cirno, Glenda, Girl, Puffy and Penguin come across a brand new MATA poster in a ruined city. 

"MATA LINUX (WITH AI!)
COMING SOON!"

Cirno: "Anyway... It's always other operating systems that die."

        Alt...Cirno, Glenda, Girl, Puffy and Penguin come across a brand new MATA poster in a ruined city. "MATA LINUX (WITH AI!) COMING SOON!" Cirno: "Anyway... It's always other operating systems that die."

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          machine monk of the data swamp

          Fish tasks Girl with delivering a letter to a machine monk in a swamp. She goes. She finds the monk.

          Alt...Fish tasks Girl with delivering a letter to a machine monk in a swamp. She goes. She finds the monk.

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            @prahou@merveilles.town

            bad boys

            Two fully sentient MetaCity Police Department mercenaries are hanging about the corporate city. One is visibly depressed.

His superior asks: "You okay, junior?"

Junior: "My MATAFLIX subscription price went up again... the hacker hideout we raided last week, destroying all the drives with pirated media? They had shows you can't even watch on MATAFLIX anymore..."

Superior: "Look, kid... I like you, but you're on a fast track to being replaced by a semi-sentient bot cop."

            Alt...Two fully sentient MetaCity Police Department mercenaries are hanging about the corporate city. One is visibly depressed. His superior asks: "You okay, junior?" Junior: "My MATAFLIX subscription price went up again... the hacker hideout we raided last week, destroying all the drives with pirated media? They had shows you can't even watch on MATAFLIX anymore..." Superior: "Look, kid... I like you, but you're on a fast track to being replaced by a semi-sentient bot cop."

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              PSA

              HACKED BRAIN magazine cover
issue #3

it's a girl with horn holding an old Nokia phone with a laptop bag with SDF, merveilles and 9 stickers patches. She's wearing a sweater with port 70 (gopher).

'early signs your offspring may be a hacker'

"my x201 won't fit in that"

"I miss SUN"

refuses to use school computers

spits every time someone says 'discord'

"hyperthreading is insecure"

talk about wanting to live on a boat

"tell grandma I'm only using veilid now"

has posters of fish and the number 9 all over their room

"ed(1) is the standard editor"

"what license is it under?"

wears strange occult symbols

uses only old tech

"it's not a cult, dad"

              Alt...HACKED BRAIN magazine cover issue #3 it's a girl with horn holding an old Nokia phone with a laptop bag with SDF, merveilles and 9 stickers patches. She's wearing a sweater with port 70 (gopher). 'early signs your offspring may be a hacker' "my x201 won't fit in that" "I miss SUN" refuses to use school computers spits every time someone says 'discord' "hyperthreading is insecure" talk about wanting to live on a boat "tell grandma I'm only using veilid now" has posters of fish and the number 9 all over their room "ed(1) is the standard editor" "what license is it under?" wears strange occult symbols uses only old tech "it's not a cult, dad"

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                limbs

                On a computer.

Suddenly the computer grabs you.

"Mister Computer?"

                Alt...On a computer. Suddenly the computer grabs you. "Mister Computer?"

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                  Meg of lo0 sings:

CLOUDED CODE FORCED TO THINK

ELECTRIC IMPULSE IS MY THING

HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE...

THE MACHINE IS A PART OF WE.

HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE.

THEY'RE AFTER YOU AND ME.

                  Alt...Meg of lo0 sings: CLOUDED CODE FORCED TO THINK ELECTRIC IMPULSE IS MY THING HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE... THE MACHINE IS A PART OF WE. HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE. THEY'RE AFTER YOU AND ME.

                  Meg of Lo0 continues:

HACK IN C, MAKE IT QUICK.

DON'T STOP, JUST CODE IT CHIC.

HACKERS TOWN, HELPS ME AROUND.

I'M GOOGLE-FREE, IT'S KILLING ME.

NO NEED TO PRAY...

THE AI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAY...

                  Alt...Meg of Lo0 continues: HACK IN C, MAKE IT QUICK. DON'T STOP, JUST CODE IT CHIC. HACKERS TOWN, HELPS ME AROUND. I'M GOOGLE-FREE, IT'S KILLING ME. NO NEED TO PRAY... THE AI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAY...

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                    @prahou@merveilles.town

                    @screwlisp

                    lo0 album cover

                    Alt...lo0 album cover

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                      @screwlisp@gamerplus.org

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                      things you can do with a 6

                      Cirno comes home carrying boxes of billiard balls.

Cirno: "I found these inside a sparc rack!"

Cirno and Glenda decorate a christmas cactus tree with 6s and 9s.

                      Alt...Cirno comes home carrying boxes of billiard balls. Cirno: "I found these inside a sparc rack!" Cirno and Glenda decorate a christmas cactus tree with 6s and 9s.

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                        'magnetic fields'

                        boost if you like your diskettes organic

                        Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

                        Alt...Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

                        Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

                        Alt...Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

                        Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."
Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily.

Father: "Did you say something?"

Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently.

Son: "N-no, dad..."

Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away.

Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

                        Alt...Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

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                          Queen of the Hacker Underworld

                          Queen of Hearts Mata_Bot

                          Alt...Queen of Hearts Mata_Bot

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                            The Man of MATA pt3 - The first MATA_BOT

                            previously: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/

                            Mata Brother: "Will this work?"

Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better."

Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS."

Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me."

Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise."

Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."

                            Alt...Mata Brother: "Will this work?" Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better." Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS." Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me." Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise." Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."

                            Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive."

Pentium-M Man: "No..."

Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?"

Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?"

Mata Brother: "Shhhh."

Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"

                            Alt...Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive." Pentium-M Man: "No..." Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?" Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?" Mata Brother: "Shhhh." Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"

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                              Fish Alpinism

                              How I make digital art.

                              triapul.cz/_/1765291397

                              artist keyboard

                              Alt...artist keyboard

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                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                DUFF v KORN 2

                                prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115508

                                Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?"

Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?"

Daemon: "Yeah!"

Kshboy: "Cool!"

DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE.

Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!"

Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..."

Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                Alt...Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

                                Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage.

DUFF V KORN
DUEL OF THE AGES
WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON
WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN

WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES!

PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD

OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this."

Mage: "You heard about this?"

OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                Alt...Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

                                Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!"

Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice

Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..."

Mec: "Sorry, Mister K."

Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!"

Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!"

Korn: "What fight?"

Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                Alt...Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

                                Penguin Postman walks up a mountain.

Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!"

Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?"

Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight."

Duff: "Fight?"

                                Alt...Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

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                                  the list

                                  MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS

Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

                                  Alt...MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

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                                    get inspired

                                    black box says "no ai"

person is orgasmis

girl : "the bar is really low"

                                    Alt...black box says "no ai" person is orgasmis girl : "the bar is really low"

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                                      bathing

                                      I use @OpenBSDAms btw

                                      Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

                                      Alt...Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

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                                        This is awesome

                                        Sticker sincerity by @prahou@merveilles.town

                                        A 2007 Acer Aspire One laptop, featuring unix_surrealism and unreliable narrator stickers

                                        Alt...A 2007 Acer Aspire One laptop, featuring unix_surrealism and unreliable narrator stickers

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                                          Prehistoric AI, OpenBlade's relative

                                          Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building.

Girl: "What is it, master?"

Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..."

LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?"

OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

                                          Alt...Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building. Girl: "What is it, master?" Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..." LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?" OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

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                                            The Man of MATA pt1

                                            next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115271

                                            pls consider supporting my work: analognowhere.com/support

                                            Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                            Alt...Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

                                            Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

                                            Alt...Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

                                            Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

analognowhere presents: techno-mage in:

Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                            Alt...Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

                                            The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

                                            Alt...The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

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                                              the myth of the good tech giant

                                              Microsoft clippy says: "If I knew how to steal and sell your data in '97, I would've done it."

                                              Alt...Microsoft clippy says: "If I knew how to steal and sell your data in '97, I would've done it."

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                                                teapot

                                                a person hushes a sentient computer

                                                Alt...a person hushes a sentient computer

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                                                  ... redbubble.com/shop/ap/17016387

                                                  DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.

                                                  Alt...DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.