Ángel

@angel@triptico.com

Former programmer and struggling artist

No AI was used in any of my writings, tunes, doodles, software or anything



Blog: ✔ https://triptico.com
LA ATALAYA RECORTADA CONTRA EL CIELO (novela): https://librosdelfuturo.es/producto/la-atalaya-recortada-contra-el-cielo/
YO NO SOY PAVEL (novela): https://distrito93.com/catalogo/yo-no-soy-pavel/
tilde.club: ✔ https://tilde.club/~angel/
Ann Hell Music: ✔ https://exode.me/accounts/annhell
Keyoxide: ✔ https://keyoxide.org/hkp/1AFAE6809099EB5CD65A4E32B498DDC28F4584FF

Location: 40.4235492,-3.6617828

91 following, 275 followers

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[?]Ángel » 🌐
@angel@triptico.com

Though I write my novels in Spanish (my native language), I also write short pieces in English. Some of them are published here, tagged as .

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    [?]pmjv s klapkami na očích » 🌐
    @pmjv@snac.lab8.cz

    SPECIELNÍ EDICE PRO MOJE ČESKÉ KAMARÁDY I NEPŘÁTELE.

    je to zdarma, používá se to tak, že to pošlete někomu, kdo nahrál slop, nebo obhajuje slop, mluví s počítači, a podobně.

    Prosím boost, díky moc ❤️

    NEVER SLOP CZ

    Alt...NEVER SLOP CZ

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      [?]p » 🌐
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      [lawsuit edition]


      never slop hello kitto

      Alt...never slop hello kitto

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        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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        I guess it's related to recycling old / abandoned hardware that could end as e-waste otherwise.

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          [?]Ángel » 🌐
          @angel@triptico.com

          I'm equally annoying, but about reading Camus

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            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
            @prahou@merveilles.town

            most fans don't know about his son who appeared briefly in an episode of Simone

            Mobilek's son asks simone "Did you read Sartre?"

Simone is there with her kids and her sister Claudia, who's doing something on a computer.

            Alt...Mobilek's son asks simone "Did you read Sartre?" Simone is there with her kids and her sister Claudia, who's doing something on a computer.

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              [?]Ángel » 🌐
              @angel@triptico.com

              Your lines have never been ugly

              CC: @danimo@kolektiva.social

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                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                @angel@triptico.com

                I remember a browser called midori, I probably even have it installed somewhere

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                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                  @angel@triptico.com

                  Japanese Jesus did invent logging off and turning off the computer though.
                  I sometimes turn off my computer! Thank you, Japanese Jesus!

                  CC: @coolbean@brain.worm.pink @hwll@sunny.garden

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                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                    I’m taking these to @cebulacamp all money go to:

                    1. printing this issue,
                    2. printing future issues,
                    3. building my ego.

                    You can also buy it online here: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d .

                    You can also bootleg it if you don’t want to give me money, it’s CC0.

                    You can read it online if you don’t have money, it’s free: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1 .

                    #entropysrotoscope #kamiokande #unix_surrealism #comic #art #noai #fediart #mastoart #cebulacamp

                    RE: https://donotsta.re/objects/bb14e20a-1b37-45c7-99af-e30c8686a1ce

                    [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
                    @j-g00da@donotsta.re

                    You can now buy a printed version of Entropy’s Rotoscope #1, available in A4 and A5 format.

                    Get it either on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d or send an email to eigengrau <at> kamiokan <dot> de or just meet me on some event, I will take these to cebula camp and c3 (by c3 I hopefully will also bring issue 2).

                    #art #comic #unix_surrealism #kamiokande #entropysrotoscope

                    Entropy's Rotoscope issue 1 comic print, in A4 and A5

                    Alt...Entropy's Rotoscope issue 1 comic print, in A4 and A5

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                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                        @angel @ricardo the problem is that they basically dropship the tshirts from whoever works with them and is closest to you, they will 100% send you a good one if you complain.

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                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                          @angel@triptico.com

                          This is sad. Not @prahou@merveilles.town art, which is always great, but knowing about the cloth quality. Last t-shirt I bought was fine.

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                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                            @angel@triptico.com

                            Espol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]¡Quizá insuficiente, pero nunca tarde!

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                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
                              @angel@triptico.com

                              Please enjoy this magnificent library of Solarpunk artwork:

                              https://storyseedlibrary.org/

                              (Via @alxd@writing.exchange)

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                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                @angel@triptico.com

                                This is great!

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                                  [?]alxd of the Story Seed Library » 🌐
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                                  @MediaActivist is it okay if it's free?

                                  I mean, I can charge you if you want.

                                  storySeedLibrary.org/ ;)

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                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                    Yes you should

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                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                      I want a omnibus on paper because I don't even use computers

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                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                        Qué cierto es eso y qué triste.

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                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                          @angel@triptico.com

                                          "L'erba cattiva non muore mai"
                                          In Spanish we say "mala hierba nunca muere", which means exactly the same.

                                          But, really, what is happening, the ratio of good people / scumbags dying is alarming.

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                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                            Dolly Parton has died. She was an awesome artist and a great person. Many other people should have died instead.

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                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                            it will be available in print sometime in the future.
                                            Oh! What a time to be alive!

                                            CC: @totoroot@ibe.social

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                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                              Pure bliss

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                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                Yeah who knows

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                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                  It's actually art!

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                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                    In Spanish, "pájaro" (bird) is a kid word for penis. There is a silly joke that kids say (or said when I was one of them) when you're caught with your zip crotch down: "jaula abierta, pájaro muerto" ("open cage, dead bird").

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                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                      As @ricardo@bsd.cafe says, there are several places in Spain where garbage bins are underground. Many of them have a much smaller outside footprint that these in the video.

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                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                        This made by Conchy Cruz inspired by my novel

                                                        A crotchet bookmark by Conchy Cruz in the form of a smashed rat, on the table

                                                        Alt...A crotchet bookmark by Conchy Cruz in the form of a smashed rat, on the table

                                                        A crotchet bookmark by Conchy Cruz in the form of a smashed rat, inside the novel that inspired it

                                                        Alt...A crotchet bookmark by Conchy Cruz in the form of a smashed rat, inside the novel that inspired it

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                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                          Anda, no sabía que el de Así habló Cicerón era coordinador de voluntariado de Pórtico-AEFCFT.

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                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                            @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                            král mechanik mezi roboty

                                                            king mechanic among the synthetic

it's a picture of a person crouching with limbs entangled

                                                            Alt...king mechanic among the synthetic it's a picture of a person crouching with limbs entangled

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                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                              @angel@triptico.com

                                                              LOS SUEÑOS EMPIEZAN IN MEDIAS RES / DREAMS START IN MEDIAS RES (2026)


                                                              A doodle by Ángel Ortega with a dream-like scene including a tree, a robot hand, a skull with spider legs, a rotary phone and an old-style car falling from a cliff

                                                              Alt...A doodle by Ángel Ortega with a dream-like scene including a tree, a robot hand, a skull with spider legs, a rotary phone and an old-style car falling from a cliff

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                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                Doubly good then

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                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                  This is valuable information

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                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                                                    I once dreamed I was responsible for the death of David Bowie, so maybe I'm also to blame for this mess

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                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                    @angel@triptico.com

                                                                    I was probably busy shitting myself and craving for boob, but sorry anyway

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                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                                                      I was four days old, barely remember

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                                                                        [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                        @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                        the pmjv (parkinson's faux layer) method

                                                                        the pmjv (parkinson's faux layer) method

use the background color to erase, but sparingly

sketch red - this is the bulk of the picture. approximate thickly.

detail blue - draw over it adding detail and filling gaps.

run it pink - trace the whole thing leniently

channel parkinson - especially on the top and bottom layers. do not be careful. each layer is meant to thicken the lines beneath it

grab all the 3 colors and fill them black

-> free shading

do not touch it anymore!

                                                                        Alt...the pmjv (parkinson's faux layer) method use the background color to erase, but sparingly sketch red - this is the bulk of the picture. approximate thickly. detail blue - draw over it adding detail and filling gaps. run it pink - trace the whole thing leniently channel parkinson - especially on the top and bottom layers. do not be careful. each layer is meant to thicken the lines beneath it grab all the 3 colors and fill them black -> free shading do not touch it anymore!

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                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                          @angel@triptico.com

                                                                          It has a key representing a middle state from 8 to ∞, so it must return a rather big number when pressed

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                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                                                            Congratulations for not exploding in a storm of swearing and insults, what is what the old Gen-X fart of me would have done.

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                                                                              [?]pmjv » 💔 🌐
                                                                              @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

                                                                              pmjv appreciation thread

                                                                              previously

                                                                              pmjv appreciation thread

                                                                              Alt...pmjv appreciation thread

                                                                              (https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole)

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                                                                              [?]Ann Hell » 🌐
                                                                              @annhell@exode.me

                                                                              Ann Hell - Mr. Pumpkin's Revenge (1997) [0Wi5rvn03Vs]

                                                                              Ann Hell - Mr. Pumpkin's Revenge (1997)

                                                                              Title theme for an unfinished short puppet movie

                                                                              Composed and performed by Ángel Ortega

                                                                              Alt...---

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                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                              Love to see again the Menaville reference 🙂

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                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                Oh yes it does no not really it's fascinating

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                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                  @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                  Esto es interesante. ¿Dónde está el umbral de «demasiado inteligente para que el ser humano se lo coma»?

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                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                    Stay prayed up!

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                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                      More JJ content! This is so fine!

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                                                                                        [?]Rebane 🔜40C3 » 🌐
                                                                                        @rebane2001@infosec.exchange

                                                                                        i love seeing creative qr code designs, so i made this guide explaining what tricks you can (and can't!) do with qr codes while still keeping them very much readable

                                                                                        have fun and make cool stuff!!

                                                                                        (ADVANCED) Guide to (not) fucking up qr codes
...while still making them look cool asf!
by Lyra Rebane

(1) Just have the QR code as-is, works the best!

(2) But leave some white padding, otherwise some scanners can't scan the code!

(3) Recolor the code using a light and dark color!

(4) But don't invert the colors, some scanners can't handle this.

Everything tested with: GrapheneOS, Samsung, iOS, Binary Eye

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                                                                                        Alt...(ADVANCED) Guide to (not) fucking up qr codes ...while still making them look cool asf! by Lyra Rebane (1) Just have the QR code as-is, works the best! (2) But leave some white padding, otherwise some scanners can't scan the code! (3) Recolor the code using a light and dark color! (4) But don't invert the colors, some scanners can't handle this. Everything tested with: GrapheneOS, Samsung, iOS, Binary Eye Page 1/4

                                                                                        (1) Depending on the error correction you can cover up to 30% of the data in the QR code. This will make the QR harder to scan, but it should still work on all scanners.

(2) But this only applies to the data and ec (green). You can also cover one of the format info parts (yellow)

(3) Counter-intuitively, it also only applies to entire codewords (bytes) at once. Therefore you should make sure to never mess up over 30% of the codewords, even by a single pixel!

(4) For example, I added a sneaky one pixel thick worm onto this QR code, which makes it unscannable!

(5) But this QR code I added that chonky snake with a pride scarf onto remains perfectly readable!

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                                                                                        Alt...(1) Depending on the error correction you can cover up to 30% of the data in the QR code. This will make the QR harder to scan, but it should still work on all scanners. (2) But this only applies to the data and ec (green). You can also cover one of the format info parts (yellow) (3) Counter-intuitively, it also only applies to entire codewords (bytes) at once. Therefore you should make sure to never mess up over 30% of the codewords, even by a single pixel! (4) For example, I added a sneaky one pixel thick worm onto this QR code, which makes it unscannable! (5) But this QR code I added that chonky snake with a pride scarf onto remains perfectly readable! Page 2/4

                                                                                        (1) To scan QR codes, scanners will first find the three locators (blue) and then use the zebras (red) to create a grid over the code.

(2) This means that you can stretch, skew, or rotate your codes because the grid still stays intact!
Don't go too overboard with this, as some scanners can't handle extreme transformations.
Pretty much just make sure that straight lines can still be drawn!

(3) However, transformations that don't retain the grid - such as bends - can make the QR code unreadable. Keep this in mind when putting your QR codes on curved real world objects, such as posts and pipes.

(4) If you need to draw curved lines for a grid, the code cannot be scanned.

Note: the GrapheneOS stock Camera app might struggle with certain skews/rotations

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                                                                                        Alt...(1) To scan QR codes, scanners will first find the three locators (blue) and then use the zebras (red) to create a grid over the code. (2) This means that you can stretch, skew, or rotate your codes because the grid still stays intact! Don't go too overboard with this, as some scanners can't handle extreme transformations. Pretty much just make sure that straight lines can still be drawn! (3) However, transformations that don't retain the grid - such as bends - can make the QR code unreadable. Keep this in mind when putting your QR codes on curved real world objects, such as posts and pipes. (4) If you need to draw curved lines for a grid, the code cannot be scanned. Note: the GrapheneOS stock Camera app might struggle with certain skews/rotations Page 3/4

                                                                                        
(1) QR code scanners use the grid to pinpoint the center parts of pixels, which means that the rest of the pixel does not matter!

(2) This means that you can shape your pixels however you want, provided that the middle stays unchanged.

(3) Or you can fill the rest of the QR code with a different image or even pure noise!
Note that a QR code like this could break after resizing or image compression, so use with caution!

(4) As with the other tricks, this reduces scannability, so make sure to test it with multiple devices, especially if you’re combining all of the tricks into one ultra QR code!

(5) This example still scans, but may not work properly or reliably everywhere!

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                                                                                        Alt... (1) QR code scanners use the grid to pinpoint the center parts of pixels, which means that the rest of the pixel does not matter! (2) This means that you can shape your pixels however you want, provided that the middle stays unchanged. (3) Or you can fill the rest of the QR code with a different image or even pure noise! Note that a QR code like this could break after resizing or image compression, so use with caution! (4) As with the other tricks, this reduces scannability, so make sure to test it with multiple devices, especially if you’re combining all of the tricks into one ultra QR code! (5) This example still scans, but may not work properly or reliably everywhere! Page 4/4

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                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                        @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                        Keep the fight!

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                                                                                          [?]Henri Verymetaldev » 🌐
                                                                                          @verymetalsite@mastodon.social

                                                                                          Good morning Mastodon ☕

                                                                                          Friendly reminder:

                                                                                          the boots you lick will stomp you too

                                                                                          Alt...the boots you lick will stomp you too

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                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                          @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                          OMG I love this cum issue

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                                                                                            [?]pmjv » 💔 🌐
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                                                                                            CUM #19 (Iconoclasm)

                                                                                            CUM #19 (Iconoclasm)

                                                                                            Alt...CUM #19 (Iconoclasm)

                                                                                            (https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole)

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                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                            @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                            THIS PLACE IS NOT SAFE (2026)


                                                                                            A surrealistic doodle by Ángel Ortega with bloody horns, a raven, a pile of skulls, a catwalk and other debris

                                                                                            Alt...A surrealistic doodle by Ángel Ortega with bloody horns, a raven, a pile of skulls, a catwalk and other debris

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                                                                                              [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                              @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                              ADDRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS

                                                                                              if you enjoy my art, please consider supporting it financially.

                                                                                              liberapay.com/analognowhere
                                                                                              analognowhere.redbubble.com

                                                                                              Thank you!

                                                                                              LIST OF ENEMIES:

qrstuv

                                                                                              Alt...LIST OF ENEMIES: qrstuv

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                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                                                                                @prahou@merveilles.town

                                                                                                THEODORE ROOSEVELT SHOT BY CRANK IN MILWAUKEE STREET

                                                                                                Funhole Content Review
FEDIVERSE

I HAVE A DREAM

'you need to enable javascript to run this this app.'

How to make it big? You don't

@mmtmm pls sponsor me

How to get more boosts? Cats.

so many rabbits

LOOPY CONSPIRACY - Who is behind the manufactured fame of a tiktok clone nobody asked for?

THE C BANSHEE: What is snac and should you be worried?

FEDIVERSE MENACE: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

hackers.town: Is nowhere safe?

ONE FREE ANTI-SLOP KITTO

THE LIST: 50.000 mastodon addresses to avoid if you don't like illegal content.

                                                                                                Alt...Funhole Content Review FEDIVERSE I HAVE A DREAM 'you need to enable javascript to run this this app.' How to make it big? You don't @mmtmm pls sponsor me How to get more boosts? Cats. so many rabbits LOOPY CONSPIRACY - Who is behind the manufactured fame of a tiktok clone nobody asked for? THE C BANSHEE: What is snac and should you be worried? FEDIVERSE MENACE: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? hackers.town: Is nowhere safe? ONE FREE ANTI-SLOP KITTO THE LIST: 50.000 mastodon addresses to avoid if you don't like illegal content.

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                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                  Those were the days

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                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                    Madre mía 🤯

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                                                                                                      [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                      @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                      The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

                                                                                                      You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

                                                                                                      It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

                                                                                                      cpu cputype=8086
                                                                                                      machine cga

                                                                                                      🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

                                                                                                      may god have mercy on my soul.

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                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
                                                                                                      @angel@triptico.com

                                                                                                      What a long goodbye!

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                                                                                                        [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
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                                                                                                        @juergen_hubert

                                                                                                        By the bubble, or by the bubble bursting? 'AI' has had little impact on most industries, which is one of the major signs that it's a bubble: if it were significantly improving productivity outside of a handful of niche cases there would be some possible justification for the $3T sunk into it.

                                                                                                        The bubble bursting is a very different story. My back of the envelope calculation on the US stock market was that about $30T was overexposed to the AI bubble. I've seen people who actually know what they're talking about with numbers between $15T and $40T, the consensus seems to be around $20T.

                                                                                                        That's somewhere between a quarter and a half of the total value of the US stock market that has a significant chance of evaporating when the bubble bursts. Even if it's 'only' $15T, that's going to cause an enormous liquidity crunch. Any business that's dependent on being able to get loans to grow or on customers having free cash to spend is likely to be affected.

                                                                                                        For reference, the Wall Street Crash, which triggered The Great Depression, involved around 50% of the value of the stock market being wiped out in the first crash and a total of 89% over a bit more than two years, but that was in an economy where far less was linked to the stock market (for example, few people had pensions that were linked to the stock market).

                                                                                                        My question is not how bad the crash is going to be, it's whether the rest of the world can sufficiently firewall the USA so that the crash is mostly contained there. Preventing contagion when there's a massive liquidity crunch requires international cooperation. Trump is incapable of cooperating for the common good, or even for the good of the USA: he'd happily let the US economy burn if it made him and his friends a few billion.

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                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                          It is, but because of you!

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                                                                                                            [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
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                                                                                                            @briankrebs The amazing thing is: none of this is even slightly hidden. Everyone investing in it knows it's a bubble. None of his warnings are even slightly surprising to anyone who has been paying attention for the last two or three years.

                                                                                                            But that doesn't matter because you can make money in a bubble as long as you get out soon enough. I posted about this in another thread, but a lot of 'investors' are 'gambling with the house's money':

                                                                                                            They jumped in early. When things in the bubble doubled in value, or maybe a bit more, they cashed out their initial investment. After this point, there is no way that they can lose money. Maybe they invested $10 M in NVIDIA in early 2016 and sold $10 M of NVIDIA in late 2016, still holding $10 M. By 2024, it was an obvious bubble. If they sold half of their stock then, they'd be $350 M up. No matter what happens with the bubble, they've made $350 M in eight years with $10 M in seed capital. That's over a 45% average annual RoI. If the bubble continues to grow and they cash out at the right time, they may make another half billion or more, but if the bubble pops so badly that NVIDIA goes bankrupt, they still made $350 M.

                                                                                                            This is the opposite of the 'betting on the margin' that smaller investors do before catastrophic crashes (the Wall Street Crash in the 1920s and Korea last week), where you borrow against your existing investment and invest more based on that, but often both are happening at the same time and these are the people funding the big payouts to the former category.

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                                                                                                              [?]David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) » 🌐
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                                                                                                              @junesim63 There are a few things I disagree with in this:

                                                                                                              First, a couple of small nits, it says:

                                                                                                              The big tech companies have spent $1 trillion on capital investment since the start of the AI boom

                                                                                                              That's a very low estimate, most estimates are closer to $3 T.

                                                                                                              First, there’s too much competition among US LLM providers. It’s not just ChatGPT and Claude now – Gemini and Copilot are nipping at their heels

                                                                                                              There's some conflation of models and end-user products here, which is important because it hides the shape of the supply chain.

                                                                                                              But then we get to:

                                                                                                              And the world will be left with hundreds of massive data centres without enough customers. Compute will become extremely cheap – just like accessing the internet did after the telecoms companies spent billions competing to lay fibre optic cables in the 1990s.

                                                                                                              Accessing the Internet didn't immediately get cheap. Companies laid a lot of fibre. This was very expensive to do and had low returns. These assets became available cheaply. Those assets were useful because it's easy to light up dark fibre. The equipment at the ends that you need to provide (and which can be a newer technology than was available when the fibre was laid) is much cheaper than digging up streets or laying very long runs of fibre between cities. And most of that fibre is still useful 20+ years later, with an expected lifespan of 25-50 years.

                                                                                                              'AI' datacentres are not like this, for several reasons:

                                                                                                              First, they are very expensive to operate. They're measured in GWs: even if all of the capital is a sunk cost that you can write off, the cost of simply turning them on is enormous. That sets an absolute lower bound on the price. And, because they're such massive grid consumers, they're likely to be blocked from that much consumption as soon as the hype wave's marketing shield wears off.

                                                                                                              Second, the GPUs wear out. The average lifetime for NVIDIA GPUs in these things is estimated at three years. So even if you buy one for pennies on the dollar and can afford the electricity, it won't stat working at maximum capacity for long. And those GPUs are aggressively tailored for specific kinds of ML workload. Even if they're basically free, they are unlikely to be the most cost effective way of running any other kind of workload.

                                                                                                              Finally, these datacentre designs are very specialised. These kinds of machine-learning workloads are incredibly memory-sensitive. This means that you need to put very fast memory next to very dense floating-point compute to get performance. This, in turn, means that it isn't just enough to have a lot of power, you need a a lot of power per rack. That places a lot of strain on cooling and makes it very expensive to cool. If you're building a datacentre for any other workload, that's unnecessary. Land is not that expensive in the places where they're built, so you build at a much lower power density, which reduces your cooling costs.

                                                                                                              It's not at all clear that refitting an 'AI' datacentre to be a useful datacentre will be cheaper than building a new datacentre from scratch. If you visit the outside of Taipei, you can see the history of semiconductor fabrication because it's always been cheaper to build a new factory than refurbish an old one. 'AI' datacentres may well end up like this.

                                                                                                              The boom will get going again after the bust – with valuations returning to more sensible levels. A few of the massive tech companies will buy up the remnants of the others, leaving the market even more concentrated.

                                                                                                              There are a lot of assumptions here. Currently, we are seeing that the market for these things is around 1% of the cost of building and running them. Training an LLM costs an enormous amount. Companies are basically eating those costs because they expect to be able to make it up by charging for access to the models. And they're also losing money providing the models as a service because they're expensive to operate.

                                                                                                              After the bubble bursts who will fund training of new models? Old models gradually use utility (people are already complaining about LLMs that don't know about anything that happened after 2024 because that's the end of their training data set). If inference is not bringing in as much money as it costs to operate the systems, who will continue doing it?

                                                                                                              And, when the 'it will massively improve your economic competitiveness' claims are proven to be lies, will governments keep giving companies a free pass from massive copyright infringement?

                                                                                                              If you want to claim that companies will keep selling these things after the bubble bursts, you need to answer these questions.

                                                                                                              The economics of LLMs are terrible. They have high costs to train (capex) and high costs for inference (opex). The most successful things in the market generally have a different mix:

                                                                                                              High capex and low opex means ahigh barrier to entry for new competitors but then increasing profits the larger you are. Microsoft, Google, and Amazon's core products all look like this. The best products in this case have per-unit opex that drops as you increase the number of units, because even a new company with the same amount of up-front capital as you isn't able to match your price without losing money until they have as many customers as you.

                                                                                                              Low capex and low opex means things become cheap commodities. They will often become ubiquitous, but generic. It's hard to gain a dominant market position because it's trivial for a new competitor to pop up. A lot of consumer goods look like this.

                                                                                                              Low capex and high opex often survives as boutique services. Things like Michelin-starred restaurants: easy to create (lease a building), expensive to operate (hire some very expensive staff).

                                                                                                              But there are very, very few examples of things where the capex and opex are both high becoming major parts of an economy. Private jets, for example, are in this class and they're a tiny niche in the corner of travel.

                                                                                                              Wealth and power will become even more concentrated, as the largest tech companies buy up their defunct competitors, before leveraging their control over the technological infrastructure that most other businesses require to function

                                                                                                              I suspect the latter part of this is misdiagnosed. Big tech firms are massively over leveraged at the moment. NVIDIA has loans that amount to more than its pre-bubble valuation and its current valuation is predicated on completely unattainable growth. It makes sense only if you imagine that it's a company that will, over the long term, be able to sell more than 10x as many chips as Intel at its peak. When these companies' stock prices collapse, they're going to find it very hard to raise money for anything and they won't be able to buy companies with their stock (that's partly why they're on a buying spree now).

                                                                                                              The people who will make money are the people who have other liquid assets. Either cash, or things like real estate that they can borrow against as safe assets when the bubble bursts.

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                                                                                                                [?]French New Wave Memes » 🌐
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                                                                                                                would you like to play a game?

                                                                                                                Anna Karina and Jean-Paul Belmond in 'Une Femme est Une Femme' (1961) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

caption reads 

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA
MARRY FRENCH NEW WAVE CINEMA 
KILL AI

                                                                                                                Alt...Anna Karina and Jean-Paul Belmond in 'Une Femme est Une Femme' (1961) dir. Jean-Luc Godard caption reads FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA MARRY FRENCH NEW WAVE CINEMA KILL AI

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                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                Mr. Mobilek looks cuter than ever here!

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                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                                                                  my fellow european sibs, here is my unbiased review of w.eu, i mean w.social, i mean wsocial.eu 👍

                                                                                                                  it's a bluesky instance that you can't use without a mobilek

mister mobilek is in a pokit

                                                                                                                  Alt...it's a bluesky instance that you can't use without a mobilek mister mobilek is in a pokit

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                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                    ¿Qué premios?

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                                                                                                                      [?]it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                      Entropy’s Rotoscope Issue I; new page everyday starting today: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1

                                                                                                                      RSS: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/rss.xml

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                                                                                                                      #unix_surrealism #comic #art #entropysrotoscope #kamiokande

                                                                                                                      Comic cover, text: Entropy's Rotoscope Issue I, kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope CC/0 2026. A girl with a laptop looks at a humanoid computo, it talks to her but she can't hear it, she has headphones on!

                                                                                                                      Alt...Comic cover, text: Entropy's Rotoscope Issue I, kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope CC/0 2026. A girl with a laptop looks at a humanoid computo, it talks to her but she can't hear it, she has headphones on!

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                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                        Buona notte!

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                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                          I'm aside with anti slopík clown kitto right now, and will always be

                                                                                                                          CC: @yassie_j@transfem.social

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                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                            I wish I had created some kind of whatever unforgettable piece of art and be dead by now

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                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                              There is always a foreskin nearby

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                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                              I've seen many people with Apple computers in public spaces, but they are just with ChatGPT sessions, so their work is not really that important.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                Eximeno es el mejor autor español de terror.

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                                                                                                                                  [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                  A Jump in My Chair

                                                                                                                                  Thunder, a jump in my chair, pasta on my trousers. I smile. Sixteen years ago, on a riverbank, the same sound meant something else entirely.

                                                                                                                                  https://my-notes.dragas.net/2026/07/27/a-jump-in-my-chair/


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                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                    Cool!

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                      It's a very clear sign that things work as they should.

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                        All loud and clear from a remote account.

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Ethan Black :foundation:‌:starting_dvd: :mightyt2: » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                          I low-key feel like a operator, when I'm using this server and chatting with people who-knows-where. So cool.

                                                                                                                                          There are nice things in this "timeline", so let's find opportunities to be grateful!


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                                                                                                                                            [?]amd » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                            This little instance has been running for a little more than a month now. I'm following 500-odd people and a bunch of hashtags from the mastodon.social feeds.

                                                                                                                                            Storage has grown to 1.7gb, memory and cpu utilization are still negligible.

                                                                                                                                            This is easily the lightest weight fedi host I have run to-date, and I've run just about all of them.

                                                                                                                                            I'm still hestitant to move to it full time, but it is pretty appealing.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Reginald » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                              "We took a little time away from the Nazi Bar, but we noticed there's less pushback now for partying with the fash. So, back inside we go. Something-something, aren't-we-virtuous."

                                                                                                                                              A tweet from the official Firefox account on Twitter/X:

We took time off of X, but we're back. The internet is changing again, so we're here as an independent voice for our users and the open internet.

                                                                                                                                              Alt...A tweet from the official Firefox account on Twitter/X: We took time off of X, but we're back. The internet is changing again, so we're here as an independent voice for our users and the open internet.

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                What a beauty

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                  Congratulations!

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                    Alexander the Meh

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                      Here in Spain we have an absurd timezone: CET (the same hour of Germany). In summer, it's even more absurd (CEST); in the long days of summer, at 22h it's full daylight (two fucking hours before midnight). From time to time, there are conversations about abandoning daylight saving time. What is the time people prefer? CEST.

                                                                                                                                                      Conclusion: people will adapt to whatever timezone they like, as absurd as it may sound.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Jef Poskanzer » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                        Today is Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day for some reason, so everyone please celebrate appropriately.

                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Captain Kirk phasering a rogue computer and then saying "let's get drunk"

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                        The horror

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Phineas » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                          Happy World Snake Day

                                                                                                                                                          Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin in Escape From New York (1981). He’s seated in a leather wingback chair wearing a very weathered leather jacket with his signature eye patch and fantastic hair saying ‘I don't give a fuck about your war or your president.’

                                                                                                                                                          Alt...Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin in Escape From New York (1981). He’s seated in a leather wingback chair wearing a very weathered leather jacket with his signature eye patch and fantastic hair saying ‘I don't give a fuck about your war or your president.’

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                          Rhymes with radioactivity

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                            Also suitable as a mobilek wallpaper

                                                                                                                                                            CC: @bpl@snac.bsd.cafe

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Stefano Marinelli » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                              EDIT: the recording is available here: exquisite.tube/w/nQbc54t4G7YGa

                                                                                                                                                              On 10 March 2021, I had only just fallen asleep when my phone started buzzing. Then another notification, and another. In a matter of minutes, 142 of my servers went up in the clouds. And not the cloud-computing kind.

                                                                                                                                                              Most of them were physically going up in a column of smoke in Strasbourg.

                                                                                                                                                              My wife looked at me and asked if I wanted a coffee. I nodded. It was going to be a very long day.

                                                                                                                                                              At EuroBSDCon 2026, I won't be giving a theoretical lecture on high availability. Instead, I’m going to tell the raw story of that night: the emergency recovery, the architectural choices that actually saved us, and the ones that crumbled under pressure (because we rarely talk about what fails).

                                                                                                                                                              Most of all, I’ll explain why that night changed my perspective, and why I’ve come to see BSD systems not just as operating systems, but as essential, practical tools for building simpler, more resilient infrastructure.

                                                                                                                                                              The official schedule is now live. If you want to hear a real-world post-mortem, join me on Saturday, 12 Sept at 11:15 (Room D.0.02).

                                                                                                                                                              EuroBSDCon Full schedule: events.eurobsdcon.org/2026/sch
                                                                                                                                                              See you there! ☕️

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                Now I just need to install the glasses app

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                  Mister Mobilek Wallpaper MEGAPACK

                                                                                                                                                                  mister mobilek

                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...mister mobilek

                                                                                                                                                                  smiling mister mobilek

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                                                                                                                                                                  happy mister mobilek

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                                                                                                                                                                  sleepy mister mobilek

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                    I shouldn't, lest I owe him another 42000 happy dollars

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                      Oh no, scumbag Mr. Mobilek, bad, bad

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                        SMASH

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                          Gigaglenda makes me shiver

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                            Mr. Mobilek's ski mask has a hole for the selfie camera. That's attention to detail

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                              IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS


                                                                                                                                                                              A drawing by Ángel Ortega of falling, decomposing objects and body parts and the text above

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                How many instances must an admin spin up before you can call it a fediverse?
                                                                                                                                                                                All of them!

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to draw (with 9front)

                                                                                                                                                                                The penultimate paper on paint(1) and the 9front art machine.

                                                                                                                                                                                triapul.cz/automa/i_did_not_ki

                                                                                                                                                                                poster for 

"I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to draw (with 9front)"

there's some characters or something, I can't tell

                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...poster for "I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to draw (with 9front)" there's some characters or something, I can't tell

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Who doesn't?

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Bolsa de lona con un dibujo mío inspirado por la canción de

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]four.php [she/they] » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                      A rough analogy:

                                                                                                                                                                                      Threads → Fox News
                                                                                                                                                                                      Bluesky → The Atlantic
                                                                                                                                                                                      The fediverse → zines stapled to a lamppost outside your favorite queer and/or communist bookstore

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Qué bueno 😆

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                        The USA doesn't really exist, it's just the hallucination of a dying bison in a prairie under the rain

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Ángel » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Happy birthday to one of the greatest projects ever!

                                                                                                                                                                                          CC: @gutenberg_org@mastodon.social

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Tomáš » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                            [MANGA][FREE DOWNLOAD] JAPANESE JESUS

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                                                                                                                                                                                                LittleFedi: light, yet complete

                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm writing this post from a Raspberry Pi Zero W - 512 MB RAM, single-core ARMv6 - running NetBSD, powered by littleFedi. The process sits at 33 MB RSS, CPU basically asleep:

                                                                                                                                                                                                load averages:  0.05,  0.08,  0.09
                                                                                                                                                                                                CPU states:  0.0% user,  0.0% nice,  0.0% system,  1.0% interrupt, 99.0% idle
                                                                                                                                                                                                Memory: 301M Free
                                                                                                                                                                                                  PID COMMAND             RES STATE
                                                                                                                                                                                                 2082 littlefedi-armv6    33M kqueue
                                                                                                                                                                                                

                                                                                                                                                                                                No Redis. No PostgreSQL (but optional). No Sidekiq. No Node.js build pipeline. One statically-linked binary, one SQLite file, and the full fediverse experience. And this is the part people tend to miss: the same binary that runs happily on a Pi Zero scales, on the right hardware, to numbers that have nothing to do with "lightweight". It's not a toy that stays a toy. It's built to grow when you need it to.

                                                                                                                                                                                                What LittleFedi actually ships

                                                                                                                                                                                                Federation - Full ActivityPub S2S: WebFinger, NodeInfo 2.1, host-meta, HTTP Signatures with anti-impersonation checks. Per-user and shared inboxes, outbox, followers, following, featured collections. Thread completion with bounded on-demand fetching of missing ancestors/replies (separate sync and background budgets, all hard-capped). Quote posts via FEP-044f with the full approval handshake (QuoteRequest -> QuoteAuthorization), matching Mastodon 4.4 semantics, plus _misskey_quote and Fedibird quoteUri aliases. Account migration (Move), both outgoing and incoming, with alsoKnownAs linking, automatic follower migration, follow import from AP collections, and CSV export/import. Remote interaction discovery - async like/boost resolution from origin servers with REST fallback.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Mastodon API - Broad coverage: timelines (home, public, local, hashtag, bubble, direct), status CRUD with edits, scheduled posts, polls, bookmarks, lists (with replies_policy and exclusive), filters v2 (keyword CRUD), featured tags, followed hashtags (posts appear in home), markers, conversations, notifications with type exclusion, follow requests, blocks (federated Block/Undo), mutes with duration/expiry and hide_notifications, per-user domain blocks. OAuth2 with app registration, authorization code, client credentials and refresh_token flows, PKCE, consent screen, and scope enforcement (read/write/admin:read/admin:write). It talks fine to Elk, Tusky, Ivory, Phanpy, Semaphore and MastoBlaster.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Streaming - WebSocket and SSE. In-process pub/sub hub with per-connection send buffers, zero cost when no client is connected. Broadcast streams for public, local, remote, hashtags and lists. Per-account streams for user timeline, notifications and direct messages. Optional PostgreSQL LISTEN/NOTIFY backend for cross-process fan-out. Mastodon-compatible event serialization.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Push notifications - Full Web Push / VAPID (RFC 8030/8291) with aes128gcm encryption. Per-type alert toggles (mention, follow, reblog, favourite, poll, follow_request, status). Notify-bell support on followed accounts. Subscription expiry detection, rate-limit handling, 5-retry delivery.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Media pipeline - Upload processing: thumbnail generation (600x600), blurhash computation, EXIF stripping, magic-byte validation, SVG rejection, MIME mismatch detection, UUID-based file renaming. Size limits (40 MB default), pixel caps (16 MP default, tunable down to 4 MP for SBCs).

                                                                                                                                                                                                Media privacy proxy - This is the part I actually care about most. All remote media streams through the instance via HMAC-signed URLs (/proxy/media?url=...&sig=...), so local users never expose their IP address to remote servers. SSRF-guarded: DNS resolution check, private/CGNAT IP rejection, redirect re-validation. Pure io.Copy pass-through, no disk, no decode, ~32 KB buffer. Forwards HTTP Range requests for audio/video seeking. Configure a proxy_secret for stable URLs across restarts. On low-RAM devices, set cache_remote = "off" and you still see every image on the fediverse, the instance just doesn't store or process them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Remote media caching - Three modes: off, eager (background sweep caches all remote attachments, avatars, headers and emoji, backfills existing on mode switch), lazy (cache on first access). Content-addressed, deduplicated by origin URL. Age-based pruning with file GC. Negative-cache for permanently dead URLs. Transparent origin fallback on cache miss. Open Graph preview cards stored durably with posts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                S3-compatible storage - A separate build tag (-tags s3), deliberately excluded from the default binary to keep it small. Supports AWS S3, MinIO, SeaweedFS, Ceph, Backblaze B2, Wasabi, DigitalOcean Spaces. Native media migration CLI: littlefedi admin media storage-migrate between local and S3 (DB-queue-backed, resumable, bounded batches). storage-status, storage-cancel, storage-resume commands. storage-manifest for rclone JSONL integration.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Markdown posts - Powered by goldmark with GFM extensions: tables, strikethrough, bare URL autolinking, hard wraps. Raw HTML deliberately not rendered. Output sanitized through bluemonday (defense-in-depth). Composer toggle in the web UI. Federates source.mediaType: text/markdown (Pleroma/GTS convention). Inbound Markdown source is rendered to HTML.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Visibility modes - The standard four (public, unlisted, private, direct) plus local-only (local, instance timeline only, never federates) and local unlisted (local_unlisted, followers only, no federation). Useful for notes to your own instance community.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Bubble timeline - Curated set of instances whose posts appear alongside local posts in a special timeline. Akkoma-compatible extension. Admin panel for adding/removing bubble instances. API endpoint at /api/v1/timelines/bubble.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Moderation - Account states: suspended (tombstone, federates Delete(Person)), silenced (visible to followers only, dropped from public timelines), quiet (like silenced plus it downgrades federation to followers-only, a middle ground I haven't seen anywhere else), disabled (cannot log in, content stays visible). Self-suspend prevention, last-admin-demotion guard. Blocks (bidirectional, federated), mutes (local-only, with duration and hide_notifications), per-user domain blocks (distinct from admin instance-wide blocks). Reports pipeline: user submissions plus inbound/forwarded Flag into an admin triage UI with resolution actions. Admin notification on new reports. Domain blocks with severity (noop/silence/suspend) plus Mastodon-parity options (reject_media enforced in the proxy, reject_reports, obfuscate, public). A moderation audit log records every admin action.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Web UI - Server-rendered HTML with html/template, templates embedded via //go:embed. Inline CSS (dark mode, Inter font, gradients). htmx 2.x and Alpine.js for progressive enhancement. No build step, no Webpack, no Tailwind, no npm. Every action works as a plain form POST without JavaScript. Works in Lynx, eLinks, text-only browsers, and on mobile.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Full feature set: home/public/local/bubble timelines with infinite scroll, profile pages with follow/unfollow/bell toggle, status threads with reply composer and background thread completion, post creation with CW, visibility selector (6 modes), media upload with alt text, Markdown toggle, quote posts (pre-loads composer with the quoted post as an inline card), post editing, composer autocomplete for @mentions and #hashtags, settings (display name, bio, password, sessions, moderation, pruning, account move, timeline preferences), report form, search page, tag management.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Admin panel - Dashboard (user counts, pending approvals, unreachable instances, open reports), accounts (with suspend/silence/quiet/disable/approve/reject actions), invites (CRUD), domain blocks (with severity and options), reports (triage and resolution), audit log, instance health (per-instance status with follower/following counts, reachability tracking, purge with typed-domain confirmation), bubble instances, settings, housekeeping (on-demand pruning), queue console (ready/scheduled/running/failed by job kind), media storage (S3 migration controls in S3 builds).

                                                                                                                                                                                                Background jobs - DB-backed queue that survives restarts, 8 job kinds: inbox, delivery (16 attempts over roughly 26h with capped exponential backoff and equal jitter), push_notification, actor_refresh, poll_close, scheduled_status, media_cache, media_migration. Per-instance circuit breaker suspends delivery at backoff_count >= 10. Actor refresh dispatcher with stale-while-revalidate, crash-safe leases, and per-actor exponential backoff.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Backups - Periodic or on-demand, server-side, no external tooling required. Each run produces a timestamped directory with config.toml, a portable database dump (VACUUM INTO for SQLite, pg_dump for PostgreSQL), an optional copy of owned media, and a manifest. Toggle it on, set an interval (24h, 7d, whatever fits), decide whether to include owned media (the remote cache is always excluded, no point backing up other people's content), and set a retention count so old backups get pruned automatically. Off by default, one line to turn on.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Housekeeping - Automated pruning: remote statuses by age, own low-interaction statuses (per-user or server thresholds, min likes/boosts caps), tombstones, expired mutes, stale media (>24h unattached), orphaned media (deleted posts), unreferenced media files (disk files with no DB record), cached media by age, cache file GC. On-demand controls in the admin UI.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Security - Token-bucket rate limiting per IP. Security headers: X-Content-Type-Options, X-Frame-Options, Referrer-Policy, Strict-Transport-Security. Content-Security-Policy with nonce-based script/style. CORS. CSRF on all cookie-authenticated POSTs. Session fixation protection. Password reset token in a cookie, not the URL. OAuth consent screen (not auto-issuing). SSRF protection (DNS, IP and redirect re-validation) on all outbound HTTP. HTTP Signature algorithm enforcement (rsa-sha256 only). Inbox body size limit (1 MB). Backfill goroutine cap. Thread-fetch amplification limits. File upload validation (magic bytes, SVG rejection, MIME mismatch). Username enumeration hardening.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Operational - Prometheus metrics at /metrics (counters for API/inbox/fed/web requests, statuses, deliveries, thread fetches, queue depth; gauges for workers, pending follows, uptime). Health checks (/health, /readyz). CLI: admin create-user, admin set-admin, admin list-users, admin suspend/unsuspend, admin invite generate/list/revoke, admin media prune/prune-orphans/prune-files, admin media storage-migrate/status/cancel/resume/manifest, post (publish from stdin/file with Markdown, visibility, CW, media, reply, quote), migrate (run migrations only). SMTP for password reset and notifications (falls back to stdout). Config via TOML file plus environment variables (LITTLEFEDI_{SECTION}_{KEY}).

                                                                                                                                                                                                Platform support - CGO-free, compiles with CGO_ENABLED=0. 23+ GOOS/GOARCH combos via the modernc SQLite driver: macOS (amd64, arm64), Linux (386, amd64, arm, arm64, loong64, ppc64le, riscv64, s390x), FreeBSD (386, amd64, arm, arm64), Windows (386, amd64, arm64), OpenBSD (amd64, arm64). NetBSD (amd64, arm, arm64) via a WASM-based fallback SQLite driver, I don't think anything else in the fediverse space explicitly targets NetBSD. PostgreSQL is a separate build tag (-tags postgres), S3 is another (-tags s3). The default binary carries neither, keeping it small. ARMv6 (GOARM=6) gets special treatment in the release naming, that's the Pi Zero target.

                                                                                                                                                                                                Why it matters

                                                                                                                                                                                                The fediverse shouldn't demand a beefy VPS. It shouldn't require Docker, 2 GB of RAM, Redis, Sidekiq, or a JS toolchain that pulls in 800 packages. A 10 euro Raspberry Pi Zero W running NetBSD, sitting on a shelf, drawing less than 2 watts, can be a fully functional fediverse instance with a web UI, mobile app compatibility, streaming, push notifications, quote posts, account migration, and a moderation toolkit. That's not hypothetical, that's what this post is running on.

                                                                                                                                                                                                But don't mistake "runs on a Pi Zero" for "only runs on a Pi Zero". Point the same binary at real hardware and it scales to numbers that have nothing to do with hobby-instance territory. Low power is the floor, not the ceiling.

                                                                                                                                                                                                One binary, one config file, one SQLite database. Light, yet complete.

                                                                                                                                                                                                I've been involved in this project for a while now, though I can't say much more about it at the moment, there are other people involved besides me and it's not entirely my call to talk about it publicly yet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                #Fediverse #littleFedi #OwnYourData #NetBSD

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