#ai #antislop #antiai #art #fediart #mastoart #comic

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A doodle by Ángel Ortega with a cat dropping a jar labelled AI from a table

El 31 de agosto de 1913, nace en Albuixech (Valencia)
✏️🖌️ Miguel Ambrosio Zaragoza 'Ambrós'
Fallecido en Barcelona, en el año 1992.
Influyente dibujante que sentó cátedra en la #HistoriaDelCómicEspañol.
Su creación posiblemente más famosa sea la imagen del 'Capitán Trueno', pero sin olvidar todos sus trabajos en otras series del mundo del #cómic y también como ilustrador de los #LibrosDeAventuras que animaron muchas infancias lectoras.
#Tebeos #CulturaPopular

harder than you think.

#ai #linux #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #llm #slop #antislop #unix_surrealism

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Look, William, a better world without AI!

#noai #ai #slop #antislop #hellokitty #art #comic #llm

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never slop hello kitto

This week's comic on the folly of triangulating with oligarchs

#comic #cartoon #voting #uspol #oligarchy #democrats #elections #authoritarianism #corruption

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The trouble with oligarchy-curious Dems Actual Democrats aren’t inspired to vote for them Politician on TV: I’m so open-minded, I voted for all of Trump’s nominees, and I love data centers! Woman in chair: I’m staying home. Republicans won’t vote for them Voter at ballot box: A demon-CRAT? No way! Low-info swing voters aren’t concerned with performative “centrism” Guy walking out of convenience store with case of Brapp Lite: I just like the guy who yells. Triangulation: It finds the sweet spot! Consultant: We’ve zeroed in on one voter named Gus.

NEVER SLOP

#ai #antiai #antislop #linux #cat #kitto #comic #art #mastoart #fediart #tutorial

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NEVER SLOP KITTO #neverslop

NEVER FEAR THOSE WHO SPEAK TO COMPUTERS EVER AGAIN

#ai #antislop #antiai #art #fediart #mastoart #comic #linux

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never slop; see slop? call it out! join the #neverslop kitto gang! KILL COM PUT ERS; 2026 neverslop gang

#neverslop #ai #antislop #kitto #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #noai #killcomputers

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replying to every ai post with an anti slop kitto coupon: it aint much, but it pisses them off

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anti slop kitto coupon

My Friend Lunic: #omarchy

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My Friend @khm helped me draw this picture. It would not exist without him.

#linux #art #comic #fediart #mastoart #arch @nixCraft #unix_surrealism

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it's been 3 days already, but my friend Lunic is still talking about some weird distro from a dude who made an email service that doesn't work with email clients. I think he went stupid. Lunic: omarchi omarchi omarchi omarchi

#ai #samaltman #llm #openai #art #mastoart #comic #fediart #paywalled_content

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oh boy, i wonder what cool ideas will sam altman rape into my brain today!

Un 28 de agosto, nace en la ciudad de Nueva York,
✏️ Jack Kirby (1917-1994)
Uno de los más importantes e influyentes dibujantes en la #HistoriaDelCómic
Creador de personajes para DC y Marvel
Las #historietas de #Superhéroes tienen en él, a uno de sus máximos y geniales representantes.
#CulturaPopular #Cómic #Tebeos

I’m taking these to @cebulacamp all money go to:

1. printing this issue,
2. printing future issues,
3. building my ego.

You can also buy it online here: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d .

You can also bootleg it if you don’t want to give me money, it’s CC0.

You can read it online if you don’t have money, it’s free: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1 .

#entropysrotoscope #kamiokande #unix_surrealism #comic #art #noai #fediart #mastoart #cebulacamp

RE: https://donotsta.re/objects/bb14e20a-1b37-45c7-99af-e30c8686a1ce

Tomáš boosted

it's pronounced 'yagoda' [she/her] » 🌐 2026-08-22 / 2026-08-22
@j-g00da@donotsta.re

You can now buy a printed version of Entropy’s Rotoscope #1, available in A4 and A5 format.

Get it either on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d or send an email to eigengrau <at> kamiokan <dot> de or just meet me on some event, I will take these to cebula camp and c3 (by c3 I hopefully will also bring issue 2).

#art #comic #unix_surrealism #kamiokande #entropysrotoscope

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Entropy's Rotoscope issue 1 comic print, in A4 and A5

El 26 de agosto de 2020, muere a los 87 años,
🖊️✏️📺️ Joe Ruby
Guionista, animador y productor estadounidense.
Especialmente recordado por ser el creador de,
'Scooby-Doo' (1969) para el estudio Hanna-Barbera.
Que es una de las más populares y longevas series, en la historia de los #DibujosAnimados para #Televisión
#CulturaPopular #Cómic #HistoriaDeLaTelevisión

Un 25 de agosto muere,
🖊️✏️🖌️ Carl Barks (1901-2000)
Dibujante y guionista estadounidense, fundamental en el desarrollo de las historietas y los #DibujosAnimados del 'Pato Donald' para #cine y #televisión.
Creador, para acompañarlo, de una galería de personajes que en España se hicieron muy populares gracias a la inolvidable revista 'Don Miki'
#Cómic #Tebeos #CulturaPupular #HistoriaDeLaTelevisión

Disney Creatures

https://triapul.cz/creatures

#creatures #triapul #comic #funhole

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Disney Creatures triapul.cz/creatures Kit, Brank, Tony and Bean

You can now buy a printed version of Entropy’s Rotoscope #1, available in A4 and A5 format.

Get it either on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/s/0850ff2a1d or send an email to eigengrau <at> kamiokan <dot> de or just meet me on some event, I will take these to cebula camp and c3 (by c3 I hopefully will also bring issue 2).

#art #comic #unix_surrealism #kamiokande #entropysrotoscope

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Entropy's Rotoscope issue 1 comic print, in A4 and A5

Un 21 de agosto nace,
✏️ Isadore “Friz” Freleng (1906-1995)
Dibujante, director y productor estadounidense.
Creó y trabajó con personajes inolvidables de los #DibujosAnimados para #televisión y #Cine; Porky, El gato Silvestre, Piolín o Speedy Gonzales, entre otros muchos...
Con 'La Pantera Rosa' ganó un Óscar.
#CulturaPopular #Cómic #HistoriaDeLaTelevisión

El 20 de agosto de 1995 muere a los 68 años,
🖊️✏️ Hugo Pratt
Legendario guionista y dibujante italiano.
Su genial serie 'CortoMaltés' se empezó a publicar en 1967, y ahora es un hito ineludible de la #HistoriaDelCómic
Aquí está editada completa por Norma
VER colección en la Web de la editorial:
👉️ https://www.normaeditorial.com/catalogo/comic-europeo/corto-maltes-2
#Cómic #CómicEuropeo #CulturaPopular

Un 18 de agosto, nace en Barcelona,
📝 Purita Campos (1937-2019)
Historietista y dibujante de #Cómic
🏅 Medalla de Oro al Mérito en las Bellas Artes
Inolvidable para quienes crecían, entre los 60-70 leyendo revistas como:
'Sissi', 'Blanca', 'Can Can' o 'Lily', donde se publicó su serie más reconocida,
📖 Esther y su mundo
Ahora con integral editado por Dolmen.
Enlace a la colección, en la web de la editorial 👇️
https://dolmeneditorial.com/catalogo/comics/esther/
#CulturaPopular #LecturasInolvidables #Tebeos

Entropy’s Rotoscope Issue I; new page everyday starting today: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/issue1

RSS: https://kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope/rss.xml

Support me on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/j_g00da

CC0 / Public Domain

#unix_surrealism #comic #art #entropysrotoscope #kamiokande

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Comic cover, text: Entropy's Rotoscope Issue I, kamiokan.de/entropysrotoscope CC/0 2026. A girl with a laptop looks at a humanoid computo, it talks to her but she can't hear it, she has headphones on!

KITTY ODYSSEUS - INTERMEZZO

Kitty Odysseus will return soon.

https://triapul.cz/kitty_odysseus/

#kitty_odysseus #unix_surrealism #comic #art

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Kitty Odysseus on a raft looks up. Angry Poseidon is there.

[MANGA][FREE DOWNLOAD] JAPANESE JESUS

https://triapul.cz/files/pmjv-japanese_jesus.cbz

I hereby announce the release of Japanese Jesus e-book. Enjoy!

If you want, you can buy something or put a dollar in the hat.
https://analognowhere.com/support

stay prayed up

https://analognowhere.com/jj

#unix_surrealism #comic #japanese_jesus #art #foss #linux #stayprayedup

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japanese jesus

examine the newly collected #phonebadbookgood series

https://triapul.cz/phone_bad_book_good

#comic #art #mastoart #fediart #mobilek #unix_surrealism

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phone bad book good poster chid and red surrounded by many mobileks

phone bad book good

#funhole #pornography #mobilek #phonebadbookgood #comic

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mister mobilek, how can i use my dad's drivers license to access pornography?

Un 22 de mayo nace,
✏️🖊️ Georges Prosper Remi 'Hergé' (1907-1983)
Historietista belga, en la explosión de la 'línea clara'
Creador de #Tintín personaje mítico de la #HistoriaDelCómic
Desde 1930, las #AventurasDeTintín provocaron lo que ahora se denominaría como un auténtico fenómeno "fandom", que afectó fuertemente a varias generaciones.
#CulturaPopular #CómicEuropeo #Cómic

the rubber wrapped around
a thousand miles
of hair thin lines
in the back, there and outside
on heads with one too many eyes

there, back and way out

#unix_surrealism #tarot #occult #comic #foss #computers #sun #ibm #triapul

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UPSIDE DOWN HIGH PRIESTESS

in the
darkest hour
of man

saddle the steed
of apocalypse

and ride with
angels of hell

#unix_surrealism #comic #tarot #occult #computers #art #fediart #triapul

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VII THE CHARIOT

comfort

https://analognowhere.com/_/ohrico/

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic #openbsd #fosschild

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fosschild narrates: there was a hint of weariness in her eyes the kind that can be only found on the faces of the disillusioned on nights when she thought i was asleep, i would listen to her tightening the failing grip of the miltek arm when skies were clear she looked at the stars as if looking for someone back then i didnt understand why it comforted her i do today

Entropy 2

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #linux #foss #comic #art #mastoart #privacy

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Girl: "Master?" Fish and Penguin are playing chess. Fish: "Yes?" Girl: "It should compile by morning. I'm off to bed." Fish: "Fine, fine" Girl goes to bed, reads hagakure and falls asleep.

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analognowhere presents techno-mage in entropy 2

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Girl awakens in the Realm of the Spirit of The Machine. She notices Fossangel in the distance.

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Girl: "Fossangel!" Fossangel: "SHHH. Fill this in first." It's a clipboard: Before you dream, we must verify your identity. Name, DOB, Address, MATA_ID. Girl: "I have to do this in my own dream now?!" Fossangel: "Girl.. You have no idea how deep this thing goes."

acquired - tome of pf

(this is not sponsored content, I just like the book)

thank you @pitrh

https://nostarch.com/book-of-pf-4th-edition

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #pf #bookofpf

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girl studies the ancient tome of PF

#unix_surrealism #dataswamp #technomage #art #comic #openbsd

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Do you ever wonder how different thing would be if we had met in the data swamp?

strlcpy(3)

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #analognowhere #fish #penguin #mata #linux #comic #art

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MATA_Bots descend upon Fish's bunker. Bots: "CLEAR! KEEP MOVING, THE FISH IS HERE" Fish: "I'll buy you time. Use the ventilation system. Go wake her up. Get her out." Bots: "GOT A SEALED DOOR. BREACH IT" Fish: "And Purple? Thank you." Bots: "BREACHING! MOVE MOVE!" Fish: "For what it's worth... I wish for unlimited ammo."

PSA

#unix_surrealism #veilid #hacker #poster #comic #hackedbrain

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HACKED BRAIN magazine cover issue #3 it's a girl with horn holding an old Nokia phone with a laptop bag with SDF, merveilles and 9 stickers patches. She's wearing a sweater with port 70 (gopher). 'early signs your offspring may be a hacker' "my x201 won't fit in that" "I miss SUN" refuses to use school computers spits every time someone says 'discord' "hyperthreading is insecure" talk about wanting to live on a boat "tell grandma I'm only using veilid now" has posters of fish and the number 9 all over their room "ed(1) is the standard editor" "what license is it under?" wears strange occult symbols uses only old tech "it's not a cult, dad"

'magnetic fields'

boost if you like your diskettes organic

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #recursion #foss #diskette #floppy #runbsd

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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

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Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming." Father floppy farmer carrying a box of freshly harvested floppies looks at his son, somewhat angrily. Father: "Did you say something?" Son, box of floppies by his feet, holding a pitchfork, looks at his father innocently. Son: "N-no, dad..." Son continues angrily ripping diskettes off their stalks and placing them in the box. The father begins walking away. Son (to himself): "I hate recursive floppy farming."

The Man of MATA pt3 - The first MATA_BOT

previously: https://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/the_man_of_mata/

#unix_surrealism #ai #mata #technomage #comic

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Mata Brother: "Will this work?" Mata Brother 2: "Pentium-M board? It's not like we have anything better." Mata Brother 3: "Flashing MATABIOS." Pentium-M Man: "I was dust in packets. And in the lingering mist I saw rays of light of long extinguished souls. And then I met it. Towering over me." Spirit of the Machine: "Son of the ancients! You have been chosen. From the scraps of the old world you rise." Pentium-M Man: "Once more..."

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Pentium-M Man (narration): "I was alive." Pentium-M Man: "No..." Mercury: "Fuck me. It talks?" Pentium-M Man: "Why... have you.. brought me back?" Mata Brother: "Shhhh." Pentium-M Man (narration): "From dust to war"

DUFF v KORN 2

prev: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115508225024561937

#unix_surrealism #plan9 #9front #korn #ksh #rc #comic #linux #lo0 #technomage #openblade #openbsd

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Daemon: "I think that looks pretty good! Don't you?" Kshboy: "Haha, yeah! You made it in troff?" Daemon: "Yeah!" Kshboy: "Cool!" DEAR MISTER DUFF, MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE WONDERING, IF YOU COULD BEAT KORN IN A FIGHT. WE KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU COULD DO BATTLE. Daemon: "We can just swap the names with sed for the other letter!" Kshboy: "But how do we get it to them? We don't even know where they live..." Daemon: "I have an idea. Let's rewrite it!"

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Random penguins hand a leaflet to Techno-Mage. DUFF V KORN DUEL OF THE AGES WHEN: NEXT FULL MOON WHERE: THE BIG HILL OUTSIDE FOSSTOWN WHOEVER DOESN'T SHOW AUTOMATICALLY LOSES! PLACE YOUR BEST AT THE DRUNKEN BIRD BARD OpenBlade: "Oh yeah, I heard about this." Mage: "You heard about this?" OpenBlade: "You have a lot of money riding on Korn btw."

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Lo0: "YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE!" Lo0 KORN TRIBUTE practice Korn: "STOP! That's not what they sounded like..." Mec: "Sorry, Mister K." Korn: "Are you? The gig is in a week. Do better!" Bot_Manager: "YO! CASH MONEY K! Why didn't you tell me about the fight?!" Korn: "What fight?" Bot_Manager: "I could get the band to play there!"

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Penguin Postman walks up a mountain. Penguin: "Mister Duff? Mail!" Duff: "Vincent! Is it next year already?" Penguin: "No sir, just some admin stuff regarding your fight." Duff: "Fight?"

the list

#unix_surrealism #comic #poster #openbsd #freebsd #netbsd #dragonflybsd #9front #plan9 #glenda #cirno #girl #daemon #puffy #rabbit #mata #openblade #penguin #linux #foss

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MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

bathing

I use @OpenBSDAms btw

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #vmm #vmd #poster #comic #linux #plan9 #glenda

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Girl and Penguin visit the fish vats.

dating culture clash

#9front #openbsd #gnu #linux #plan9 #dating #comic #unix

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plan9bunny-person meets with a fish-daemon-person. Daemon: "So, how was the date?" Bunny: "He talked about docker for 35 minutes and then asked, if I have wine." Daemon: "Did you tell him you're not Unix?" Bunny: "Yeah, he said: 'oh, like GNU?'"

Prehistoric AI, OpenBlade's relative

#unix_surrealism #lispmachine #openblade #openbsd #technomage #comic

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Girl and Puffy discover an abandoned machine in a ruined building. Girl: "What is it, master?" Puffy: "This, my dear Girl, is a prewar fully sentient MilTek Lisp Machine. It's basically a bulkier OpenBlade. I was sure MATA got rid of them all..." LispMachine: "Hi there! I haven't seen another live form in over 200 years! Do you guys wanna hear my take on vaccines?" OpenBlade: "Wow, this guy is awesome!"

This week's comic on the US government shutdown

#cartoon #comic #uspol #ACA #healthcare #economy

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Government Sh*tdown REPUBLICANS HAVE CHOSEN TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT RATHER THAN EXTEND HUGELY POPULAR TAX CREDITS THAT HELP TENS OF MILLIONS PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. Mike Johnson lying on a chaise longue Sign: Sorry, Were CLOSED YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK HAS GREAT HEALTH COVERAGE PREMIUMS WILL SOAR FOR FARMERS, RANCHERS, SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS AND SELF-EMPLOYED PEOPLE. Farmer: I MAY BE SELF-RELIANT, BUT I CAN'T DO SURGERY ON MYSELF! MEANWHILE, TRUMP IS GIVING $40 BILLION TO AN ARGENTINIAN MADMAN WHO WRECKED HIS OWN ECONOMY. Milei with chainsaw: WHEEEE! RRRR! RRRR! PLEASE HELP. THERE'S A MORAL IN HERE SOMEWHERE: IF YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO FANTASIZES ABOUT DUMPING FECES ON AMERICANS… Trump in fighter jet dumping poop ...THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

The Man of MATA pt1

next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115271822786360293

pls consider supporting my work: https://analognowhere.com/support

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata

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Somewhere in a desert... Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast. Penguin: "Morning, slept well?" Girl: "mhmhmhm" Penguin: "What's today?" Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history. Girl: "History. Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

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Classroom. Fish begins the lesson. Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more." LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers "Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson." "We ate her last week." "We ate her last week." "Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?" "I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization." "Ugh..."

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Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers. Penguin: "I have the best ideas." Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother." Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!" analognowhere presents: techno-mage in: Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home. Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison." Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!" Girl: "He's really into it!"

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The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land. "This suuuuuuuuuuuucks." "Shut up."

😎

#comic

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A four-panel comic: Panel 1: An orange, round-headed character with dot eyes and a small dot mouth stands facing a yellow, similar-looking character who is partially obscured, reaching out a hand. The orange character says, "YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, I'M STUCK IN A TIME LOOP." Panel 2: The two characters are now fully visible, standing opposite each other. The orange character asks, "HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?" The yellow character, looking concerned with a downturned mouth, responds, "ABOUT 4 PANELS." Panel 3: The orange character looks at the yellow character with a slight smile. The yellow character is now shown climbing the brown border of the comic panel, looking back at the orange character. The orange character asks, "HAVE YOU TRIED CLIMBING OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC?" The yellow character, with a determined expression, says, "GOOD IDEA." Panel 4: The yellow character has successfully climbed out of the comic panel and is no longer visible. The orange character stands alone in the bottom right panel, smiling brightly, and says, "GOOD LUCK."

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/778904096243662848
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is hanging from a ceiling lamp, as Green sits below, looking up at him. Green: Alright, get down from there and let me see. Blue: No. Green: Just let me have a look and see if I can help. Blue: I will not. Green frowns in frustration. Green: You know, when you let people help you, you're doing them a favour as well. Blue closes his eyes, with a self-satisfied expression on his face. Blue: Well, you know me. Never been a people-pleaser.

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/775097401542426624
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one. Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!! Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled. Green: That other car almost hit us! Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way. Now Green also frowns. Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know. Blue: They should. Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic." Blue: Sounds excellent.