Ángel

@angel@triptico.com



curmudgeon / cascarrabias

wwwhttps://triptico.com
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tilde.clubhttps://tilde.club/~angel/
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Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/hkp/1AFAE6809099EB5CD65A4E32B498DDC28F4584FF
YO NO SOY PAVEL (novela)https://distrito93.com/catalogo/yo-no-soy-pavel/
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Comrade Orca »
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Boost if you're very, very tired of hearing about Oasis

wakest ⛬ »
@liaizon@social.wake.st

there is no spike at all on @mastodonusercount, has anyone seen a single spike anywhere on the fedi from yet?

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#stuzaps »
@npub1egwq7glxu7rr7kjwf64zzdhm52lafk74ud0ap5w99syt3ntxcvzsxlnl2z@momostr.pink

Why are you asking about Mastodon on because I'm pretty sure you are on the wrong protocol to be asking that.

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wakest ⛬ »
@liaizon@social.wake.st

@npub1egwq7glxu7rr7kjwf64zzdhm52lafk74ud0ap5w99syt3ntxcvzsxlnl2z @mastodonusercount you are seeing this post thru a bridge my friend. *THIS* is being posted in the fediverse by a mastodon account and then routed to you via momostr.pink

Emelia 👸🏻 »
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io

@liaizon @mastodonusercount @jalcine

There's been a tiny one by the looks for a few instances

expired oyster card reseller »
@penny@mk.noob.quest

@liaizon@social.wake.st @mastodonusercount@mastodon.social there's kookie but their federation is disabled apparently so that doesnt count

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wakest ⛬ »
@liaizon@social.wake.st

@penny @mastodonusercount oh shit I hadn't seem that they turned off federation... why tho they were excited about being part of the fediverse

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wakest ⛬ »
@liaizon@social.wake.st

@penny @mastodonusercount found the post where they announced it, thats super disappointing kookie.app/notes/9xib8dq5eczl1

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django »
@django@social.coop

@liaizon @penny @mastodonusercount the local timeline is busy RN!
They turned off federation because they don't have the moderation capabilities (for incoming federated content)

Their Nodeinfo states:
4600 users
with ~150000 posts!

Bike Shed »
@bikeshed@503junk.house

@liaizon @mastodonusercount I wonder if threads and then bluesky are taking most of the signups

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

It seems that people there is more interested in Bluesky or Threads:

https://mastodon.social/users/o_simardcasanova/statuses/113053473600003123

CC: @mastodonusercount@mastodon.social

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Nemo_bis 🌈 »
@nemobis@mamot.fr

@liaizon There's maybe some pickup in activity at ursal.zone, which seems to be the only (federated) Brazilian Portuguese instance with over 100 MAU. I've asked the admin how to help.
ursal.zone/@Ursalzona/11305519

hipgnose »
@hipgnose@mastodon.social

@liaizon @mastodonusercount I don't think we will see a lot of people joining Mastodon, the difference from the last Twitter exodus is that we now have Bluesky and Threads, the journalists here only talk about the two options.

Everybody here in Brazil already have an Instagram account with their friends and connections, it is much easier to go to Threads and not have to think about servers and federation stuff.

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Olivier Simard-Casanova »
@o_simardcasanova@mastodon.social

Now that has banned Xitter, where are Brazilian people going?

Based on Google Trends, they’re mostly interested in , and to a (much) lesser extent, in

is nowhere to be found, which should immensely worry pro-Fedi people

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The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

BLAHBYLON’S EYE-DENTITY QUIZ FOR 2024.08.30

Can you eye-dentify this person?

The answer will be revealed tomorrow.

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𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕 »
@0xjessel@www.threads.net

fediverse followers reply test! please reply if you are from the fediverse 👋

other threads users should be able to like and see your replies below now 🫨

RE: https://www.threads.net/@threads/post/C_OEkXfO4eO

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wakest ⛬ »
@liaizon@social.wake.st

@0xjessel hello from my server of 1

𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕 »
@0xjessel@www.threads.net

omg lol there's so many of you

Photo by 𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕 on August 28, 2024. May be a Twitter screenshot of text.

Alt...Photo by 𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕 on August 28, 2024. May be a Twitter screenshot of text.

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Brian Drell »
@drell@hachyderm.io

@0xjessel Yup.

Time to make Fediverse sharing opt-out. A lot of users don’t even know where to go turn it on.

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Eugen Rochko »
@Gargron@mastodon.social

@drell @0xjessel At least, Threads should prompt you to turn it on if someone tries to look up your account from the fediverse (and fails).

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

I'm from the Fediverse, and you?

Joan Westenberg »
@Daojoan@mastodon.social

is the book dead? is the ebook dead? is reading dead? are the youths dead? am I dead? next on CNN

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

We all died on September 26, 1983. All these is just the brainwave echoes.

Ryan Lounsbury »
@rlounsbury@twit.social

@Daojoan I've been dead for a long time. Unnatural forces are keeping me upright and active. :)

J. L. Westover »
@MrLovenstein@mastodon.social

Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tapas.io/episode/841867

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il_fritz »
@il_fritz@mastodon.social

@MrLovenstein I think it just wants him to stop staring at screens and go outside

Richard "RichiH" Hartmann »
@RichiH@chaos.social

@MrLovenstein secret panel wasted as it was not "sex".

oliviaemma999 »
@oliviaemma999@mastodon.social

@MrLovenstein 𝘾𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙆 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙀𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝘿👇𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐶𝑎𝑛 𝐺𝑒𝑡 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑦𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐵𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 20 second ... 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑚 𝑁𝑜𝑤.. ⬇️⬇️
claim here 👉👉bitly.cx/cGHk

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Love the face and shrug of the brain in the last panel 😆

BucksMolt »
@BucksMolt@mastodon.social

@MrLovenstein well the brain dosen't care

crazyeddie »
@crazyeddie@mastodon.social

@MrLovenstein If it were my brain that would be the WORST thing to do because now it's going to iterate over the whole fucking list like its xmas. Then it realizes that encompasses 40 lifetimes and more and goes, "You know...death sounds relaxing..."

Parke 🌽🐬 »
@Parke@mastodon.social

@MrLovenstein poor dude is infected with internalized capitalism :(

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David JONES »
@drj@typo.social

This 64-bit integer that stores the byte offset into this file, is a big enough type to store not just an offset into this file and any other particular file, but the entire internet joined together into one file.

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

MOVIE QUIZ FOR 2024.08.27

Do you know which movie this picture is from?

Give your answer below, even if you have to guess.

Please boost for more responses.

The answer will be revealed tomorrow.

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nw8man 🏴‍☠️✝️🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🧟‍♂️ »
@nw8man@fosstodon.org

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon she looks like Vampira, I was thinking Plan 9 from outer space, however I'm not sure as her eye brows don't look pointy enough.

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

The Invasion of the Body Snatchers

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Yesterday’s movie still was from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

From Wikipedia: Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a 1956 American science-fiction horror film. The film's storyline concerns an extraterrestrial invasion that begins in the fictional California town of Santa Mira. Alien plant spores have fallen from space and grown into large seed pods, each one capable of producing a visually identical copy of a human.

youtube.com/watch?v=tyylUnr2qc

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Latte macchiato »
@privateger@plasmatrap.com

casual eldritch horror is my favorite

a dark, misty road winding through a forest with tall trees on either side. The central focus is a large, ominous red monolith floating in the middle of the road. 

"God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me."

Alt...a dark, misty road winding through a forest with tall trees on either side. The central focus is a large, ominous red monolith floating in the middle of the road. "God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me."

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Oh FFS!

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Karel Brits 💬 »
@karelbrits@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon The matrix want you to believe these are green strawberries ...

ROTOPE~1 »
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon is that a stable diffusion "draw this picture, but using that other picture/prompt as your paintbrush"?

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Damn, I see Charles Manson

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why?wtf? »
@inktrap@chaos.social

Welsh or C standard library function? mbsrtowcs rhowch strxfrm cwtch mwyn wcstold wmffre wcsoll

Alt...Welsh or C standard library function? mbsrtowcs rhowch strxfrm cwtch mwyn wcstold wmffre wcsoll

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

BLAHBYLON’S EYE-DENTITY QUIZ FOR 2024.08.26

Can you eye-dentify this person?

The answer will be revealed tomorrow.

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Julianne Moore?

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philippa 🇬🇧 »
@philippa@kinky.business

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Eye'm beginning to think eye'm not very good at this.

PEdmond2 »
@PEdmond2@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
My wife told me to say Dinah Shore.

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Yesterday's Eye-Dentity was Cyndi Lauper, and I don’t understand how so many of you got it wrong. Only one person answered correctly.

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Feathers Mcgraw »
@Feathers@mastodonapp.uk

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
I missed this one which is frustrating because I could easily answer it.
I am useless at recognising people, with only a handful of exceptions.

George Wüst »
@gbwust@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon well there is your research project!

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

El poeta es un fingidor;
finge tan completamente
que hasta finge que es dolor
el dolor que de veras siente.

-- Fernando Pessoa

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Elia Ayoub (he/him) »
@ayoub@spore.social

Death camp
Concentration camp
Genocide
Starvation as weapon

All terms that the AP can use here and chooses not to

Text: AP
The Associated Press v
@АР
Follow
Israeli evacuation orders cram Palestinians
into shrinking 'humanitarian zone' where
food is scarce
Israeli evacuation orders cram Palestinians into shrinking 'humani...
From apnews.com
17:30 • 24/08/2024 From Earth • 1.3M Views
366 Reposts
231 Quotes
781 Likes 127 Bookmarks

Alt...Text: AP The Associated Press v @АР Follow Israeli evacuation orders cram Palestinians into shrinking 'humanitarian zone' where food is scarce Israeli evacuation orders cram Palestinians into shrinking 'humani... From apnews.com 17:30 • 24/08/2024 From Earth • 1.3M Views 366 Reposts 231 Quotes 781 Likes 127 Bookmarks

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

As I've said before, Halloween IS my favorite holiday.

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The Psychotic Network Ferret » 🤖
@nuintari@infosec.exchange

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@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

Wow, and I always hated candy corn until now

Louis Zader »
@TocsicZader@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I have heard people say those taste awful.

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The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

@TocsicZader Perhaps so, but they're very filling.

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Looks refreshing

Dmitri Kalintsev »
@dkalintsev@infosec.exchange

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon where do the many small ones go?

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PopeASDF »
@PopeASDF@dobbs.town

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I’ll take this opportunity to promote one of the good people in the sex toy industry

funkittoys.com/

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El Infierno de Dante » 🤖
@infierno@comam.es

No entristecen martirios aquel sitio
sino tinieblas sólo; y los lamentos
no suenan como ayes, son suspiros.


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Annemarie Bridy 🥥🌴 »
@AnnemarieBridy@mastodon.social

I think we don’t talk enough about how NASA has stranded astronauts in space and is relying on commercial services to get them back but one of those commercial services can’t manufacture safe equipment and the other is run by a fascist.

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El Infierno de Dante » 🤖
@infierno@comam.es

Me pareció que contra mí venía,
con la cabeza erguida y hambre fiera,
y hasta temerle parecía el aire.


Victor Moral ⁂ »
@victor@taquiones.net


Las belugas evacuadas de Ucrania no ‘hablan’ como las criadas en España | Ciencia | EL PAÍS
https://elpais.com/ciencia/2024-08-23/las-belugas-evacuadas-de-ucrania-no-hablan-como-las-criadas-en-espana.html

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

¡Qué curioso!

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

BLAHBYLON’S EYE-DENTITY QUIZ FOR 2024.08.22

Can you eye-dentify this person?

The answer will be revealed tomorrow. This is a super easy one.

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The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Well, did you?

Sign on building reads: Did you drink enough water today you stupid bitch?

Alt...Sign on building reads: Did you drink enough water today you stupid bitch?

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

The water was really beer, but yes, I did

Viking Chieftain »
@VikingChieftain@krigskunst.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

Say what you will about the MAGA folks, but they take staying hydrated dead seriously.

MAGA supporter with a semen cup.

Alt...MAGA supporter with a semen cup.

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Yago Álvarez Barba »
@EconoCabreado@mastodon.social

‼️OJO A ESTO: Francia le quita el estatuto de medio online a un esparcidor de bulos: no podrá optar a subvenciones, ni ventajas fiscales (y supongo que tampoco a publi institucional).

Luchar contra la financiación de los pseudomedios ES POSIBLE. elsaltodiario.com/fake-news/me

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clyowond⁂ »
@clyo@mastodon.world

@EconoCabreado y dejémonos de gilipolleces la pasta es lo que hace daño de verdad y cuanto más progresivo mejor, según lo que ganes y si reincides más pasta. Nada de, no te dejo decir más mentiras por internet.

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MimicJar »
@MimicJar@lemmy.world

Guess the Episode [Easy]

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

I heartily award points to this event or product.

(https://lemmy.world/c/thesimpsons)

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son_named_bort »
@son_named_bort@lemmy.world

Can we trade places? I don’t trust these guys.

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MimicJar »
@MimicJar@lemmy.world

Correct!

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Distracted by Marge's hotness.

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Stefano Marinelli »
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

Long post about web security issues, outdated technology, vulnerabilities, scapegoating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

A couple of weeks ago, I received an email from a developer working on a new site for a mutual client. The message was: "I uploaded the new WordPress and plugins to your hosting (dedicated FreeBSD jail with PHP 8.3, MySQL, etc.), but there seem to be issues. The site is behaving strangely - possibly due to an incompatible plugin. Could you install PHP 7.4 for full compatibility, or consider moving the current development server to production?"

The "development server" is a small VPS with Docker on their infrastructure, where they set everything up without much oversight from me.

I pointed out that installing PHP 7.4 in 2024 is not advisable, as it has been unsupported (including security updates) for quite some time. I suggested upgrading to PHP 8.2, or 8.1 for temporary testing.

They proposed creating a production server based on Docker so they could "manage versions and dependencies independently." I was open to this idea but rejected the notion of putting such an outdated setup into production in 2024.

The client called, frustrated because "I refused to install what they asked." I explained that what they were asking was risky and outdated, and that a plugin requiring PHP 7.4 was clearly obsolete and would cause problems quickly.

Then, everyone disappeared. This morning, the client called in a panic: "Our server's been hacked! Do something!"

Upon investigation, I found that:
- They had gone live with their development server without informing me.
- They had been hacked through a plugin and malicious software was installed for phishing and other purposes, consuming bandwidth and CPU.
- All antivirus/antispam systems flagged the site as malicious.

I explained to the client that the server itself wasn't hacked (especially not mine), but rather the "site" was compromised - a different issue altogether. I advised them to restore the DNS settings and bring the previous site back online.

Their site is a simple institutional one, which is updated every 2-3 years by the developer. It doesn't need dynamic CMS features. The previous site was static, created with Simply Static, and remained online and problem-free for years.

Unfortunately, this is a common trend today. Some developers deploy outdated, vulnerable systems and then blame others when the site is compromised.

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Tara 🌷 »
@tara@mastodon.bsd.cafe

Long post about web security issues, outdated technology, vulnerabilities, scapegoating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

@stefano Let me say simply 🤦‍♀️

I see the same pattern on non-security related things, even in bigger companies.

What can I say? In a different scenario, I would say, lets go to the pub for beers 🍻

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Tionisla »
@Tionisla@mastodon.bsd.cafe

Long post about web security issues, outdated technology, vulnerabilities, scapegoating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

@tara @stefano hhm, I'm seeing this kind of behaviour in others aspects of life, too.

Professionally I know it can be hard/frustrating to see people "crashing knowingly into a wall" but it's a way to learn ("trial and error") from mistakes and experience self competence (or the lack of) to cope with similar situations and decissions.

The blame game mostly comes from being unwilling to cope with the thought of being responsible and or being unable to reflect on own actions...

btw. a "told you so" won't do any good, tho. It just adds up of them being defensive. Show them a way out, if they follow good for them, if not... back to "trial and error". Rinse and repeat

Yeah, it's hard in a customer relationship, but...🤷‍♀️

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Stefano Marinelli »
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

Long post about web security issues, outdated technology, vulnerabilities, scapegoating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

@Tionisla @tara Sure, I didn't say "I told you so". I just proposed to go back to the developement site, upgrade all the components to the last ones and put it into the production jail. Meanwhile, they can generate a static copy of the website. I'm trying to convince them to ALWAYS use that static copy in production and generate a new one those 1/2 times per year they'll be updating the contents.

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Ricardo Martín »
@fluxwatcher@mastodon.social

Long post about web security issues, outdated technology, vulnerabilities, scapegoating [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

@stefano Sometimes, the hardest talk with a client, is convincing them that their 100 hits/hour [including bots/recon] website, doesn't need WordPress 😅

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

MYSTERY PERSON QUIZ FOR 2024.08.19

Do you know who this person is?

Give your answer or make your best guess below. (No reverse image search or peeking at other responses.)

Her name will be revealed tomorrow.

Please boost for more responses.

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

Pier Angeli?

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George Wüst »
@gbwust@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon I don't know who that is. I may just as well say it ist Abbe Lane, because I do not know who that is.

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Yesterday’s Mystery Person was Abbe Lane.

From Wikipedia: Abbe Lane (born Abigail Francine Lassman; December 14, 1932) is an American singer and actress. Lane was known in the 1950s and 1960s for her revealing outfits and sultry style of performing. Her first marriage was as the fourth wife of Latin bandleader and musician Xavier Cugat, more than thirty years her senior.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7e1Q34oP4

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

MOVIE QUIZ FOR 2024.08.19

Do you know which movie this picture is from?

Give your answer below, even if you have to guess.

Please boost for more responses.

The answer will be revealed tomorrow.

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Ángel »
@angel@triptico.com

The Ninth Gate

oliver59 »
@oliver59@mastodon.social

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Johnny Depp as Dean Corso in "The Ninth Gate"
The book ,for me, is much better than the Movie...

cage »
@cage@emacs.ch

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
>

Uhm..not sure..."The Ninth Gate"?

Bye!
C.

The Whore of Blahbylon »
@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Yesterday’s movie still was from The Ninth Gate.

From Wikipedia: The Ninth Gate is a 1999 neo-noir horror thriller film directed, produced, and co-written by Roman Polanski. An international co-production between the United States, Portugal, France, and Spain, the film is loosely based upon Arturo Pérez-Reverte's 1993 novel The Club Dumas. The film stars Johnny Depp as a dealer of rare books . . .

youtube.com/watch?v=IKc1n-nIIx

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Barts »
@iamsambarton@mastodon.social

A motivational message 🫶🏻

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ »
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt

When you use Twitter, you ride with Elon and Trump

Image that says "When you use Twitter, you ride with Elon! Get off that awful garbage fire site today!" It's in the style of the 1940s US government poster "When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler" and has a picture of a person driving their car alone next to an outline of Elon Musk dressed up like Hitler.

Alt...Image that says "When you use Twitter, you ride with Elon! Get off that awful garbage fire site today!" It's in the style of the 1940s US government poster "When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler" and has a picture of a person driving their car alone next to an outline of Elon Musk dressed up like Hitler.

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Mireya Strife »
@strife@masto.es

Para quien no haya entendido mi post sobre nacionalismos, aquí dejo una explicación más gráfica.

Una guía para principiantes sobre nacionalismos.

Un burgués rico, abrazando un cofre lleno de oro en su castillo, dice «Mirad todas las cosas bonitas que tenemos». Unos campesinos, fuera de los lujos del castillo, le responden «Nosotros no tenemos nada, lo tienes todo tú».

El burgués traza una línea en la tierra con un palo, formando un círculo, dejando su castillo y a los campesinos dentro del círculo.

Pone un cartelito al lado del círculo dibujado en la tierra «Frontera del país». El burgués rico, abrazando un cofre lleno de oro en su castillo, dice «Mirad todas las cosas bonitas que tenemos». Los campesinos, dentro de la frontera, pero fuera del castillo, responden «Vamooosss, somos los mejores, estoy orgulloso de mi país, oleee».

Alt...Una guía para principiantes sobre nacionalismos. Un burgués rico, abrazando un cofre lleno de oro en su castillo, dice «Mirad todas las cosas bonitas que tenemos». Unos campesinos, fuera de los lujos del castillo, le responden «Nosotros no tenemos nada, lo tienes todo tú». El burgués traza una línea en la tierra con un palo, formando un círculo, dejando su castillo y a los campesinos dentro del círculo. Pone un cartelito al lado del círculo dibujado en la tierra «Frontera del país». El burgués rico, abrazando un cofre lleno de oro en su castillo, dice «Mirad todas las cosas bonitas que tenemos». Los campesinos, dentro de la frontera, pero fuera del castillo, responden «Vamooosss, somos los mejores, estoy orgulloso de mi país, oleee».

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Ángel »
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Para los abogados cristianos igual habría que hacer una colecta

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Ángel »
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Nada de desprecio. Yo no uso "dale duro", pero suena cojonudo. Igual empiezo ahora.

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Ángel »
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"Dale duro" no, pero sí "dale caña", "dale candela", "dale cera" y "dale" pelao.

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Ángel »
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Esto era muy divertido. También había como una especie de pulpitos hechos del mismo material, que al lanzarlos a lo alto de un pared bajaban como arrastrándose y era un descojone.

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Marcos M. 🚲 »
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Es que de hecho ocurre que es una balanza presupuestaria muy clara: si el estado se endeuda, las familias no lo hacen; si el estado no se endeuda, lo tienen que hacer las familias. Vivimos en un sistema económico impulsado por el crédito, lo queramos o no; y la relación entre los estados y las familias en cuanto a la deuda es casi de vaso comunicante.

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Ángel »
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No sabía que a la gente no le gustase. Ha sido una de las series con las que más he disfrutado de toda mi vida, en su momento estuve enganchadísimo. ¿El final? Pues bueno, no me gustó mucho, pero da igual, porque lo importante fue el viaje.

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Ángel »
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Joé, cómo te entiendo. Yo también veo penes y culos por todas partes.

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Ángel »
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A mí me pasa igual, que suelo postergarlos para cuando pueda leerlos (voy en el bus, o estoy con otra gente, o leyendo en el parque). Y muchas veces se me olvida que están ahí y tengo que andarme disculpando por oírlos tarde.

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Ángel »
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Apenas escribo a mano, así que no me gasto el dinero en cosas de escribir desde los 80. Si hay que usarlo, el último que me hayan regalado (a día de hoy, el que me dieron al donar sangre).

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Ángel »
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No lo había oído en mi vida, y mira que soy viejo ya.

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Ángel »
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El tal Tamayo, en las elecciones siguientes, montó un efímero partido cuyo lema era «honradez probada».

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Ángel »
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nudo de cables

Alt...nudo de cables

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Ángel »
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Al pasado, a matar al que inventó la pizza con piña

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Ángel »
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They were indeed from Germany, if I recall correctly. In Spain they were pretty popular.

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Ángel »
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Rodrigo Tortilla, tú me has matado.

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Ángel »
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Ángel »
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tenemos que dejar de decir lo de noseque no, lo siguiente
Esto es casi más rancio que lo de la cerveza sin plomo.

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Ángel »
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Best song ever

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Ángel »
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La putada es que no es con carácter retroactivo.

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Ángel »
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Man on Fire. Mu buena.

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J. L. Westover »
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Secret Panel HERE 🙂 tapas.io/episode/3241718

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Ángel »
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¿Quita algo de luz o nada de nada?

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Ángel »
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❤️

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Ángel »
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Por lo que yo sé, el quimerismo no implica ningún problema de salud y son gatos tan sanos como cualquier otro. Solo es una característica genética, como la heterocromía (gatos o perros con un ojo de cada color).

Solo tienes una gatita muy muy especial.

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Ángel »
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Los gatos quimera tienen diferentes genes en cada uno de los lados de la simetría axial; genéticamente, son dos gatos en uno. Generalmente se nota en que tienen pelaje diferente en cada lado del cuerpo:

https://www.catit.com/es/temas-destacados/que-son-los-gatos-quimera-y-son-de-verdad-tan-poco-comunes/

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Ángel »
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Madre mía qué guapa. Es una gata quimera total.

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Ángel »
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Mi agüita amarilla, versíon sinfónica 😆. Si me lo hubieran contado en su momento, no me lo habría creído.

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Ángel »
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Que después de beber más de 40 cervezas hoy y tener que expulsarlas fuera de mí, mi agüita amarilla sigue su camino hasta el mar, allí se evapora y luego llueve y algo de eso.

La referencia solo la pillarán los de la Generación X, pero aquí está el documento original:

https://youtu.be/Jaf1yvWb1jw

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Ángel »
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Lo único que recuerdo sobre el ciclo del agua es lo que me enseñaron los Toreros Muertos.

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Ángel »
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Respecto a la mesita no sé que decirte (la tengo igual en negro, para tener los ordenadores), pero respecto a tu gata te digo que es preciosa y que esa carita como de dos colores es lo mejor.

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Ángel »
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Fantastic, never heard before. Budgie is a hell of a drummer.

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Joan Westenberg »
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Okay. Big move for me.

I have started serialising my novel, There Will Be No Violins.

"Reality has an expiration date. Consume at your own risk."

It's free to read on Wattpad.

I hope you like it.

wattpad.com/story/373419239-th

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Ángel »
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Usuarios de Windows: ay que se me ha partío el Crowdstrike o no se qué

Usuarios de Linux/OpenBSD: ay que se me ha partío el ojete de la risa

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Ángel »
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Margaret Hamilton?

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Ángel »
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Get better soon

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The Whore of Blahbylon »
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I do now!

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Ángel »
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Todd Browning's Freaks

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Ángel »
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Kilroy was here

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Ángel »
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¿Me están acusando a mí de robar el bolso o solo me están preguntando?

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Ángel »
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Jacqueline Susann?

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Ángel »
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Fascinante ❤️

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Ángel »
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... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Te he leído bien, de nada. Por eso yo mismo he dicho que no es «estrictamente» necesario. Siento haberte molestado, adios.

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Ángel »
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... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]No es estrictamente necesario destruirlas, se pueden reconvertir en bibliotecas, salas de conciertos o gimnasios, que son fresquitas y no necesitan aire acondicionado. En Alemania y Bélgica me encontré con unas cuantas y todo bien.

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Ángel »
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Los huevos de gorrión son así de moteados.

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Ángel »
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Esto es «gore» de cables.

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Ángel »
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Can't take my eyes from this 😱

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Ángel »
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¿Farda de que el coche nuevo consume más que el viejo?

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Ángel »
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And the weakest single rupture point in the whole Internet

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Ángel »
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"Plutón no existe"
😆

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Ángel »
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Isn't Tweeter more alive than ever?

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gyptazy »
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Including running a full OS…. Not much!

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Ángel »
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Eso no te haría menos turista.

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Ángel »
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Casi siempre hay un parque cerca que supera con creces el valor de cualquier banalidad humana. Siempre hay un canto de mirlo, o jugueteo de perros, o reflejo de la luz del sol en una fuente que desborda cualquier debate estéril sobre qué cosa nos permite o no hacer un ser inventado.

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Ángel »
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El libre albedrío es la capacidad de elegir erróneamente desperdiciar una hora hablando sobre el libre albedrío en lugar de estar dando un paseo por el parque.

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Ángel »
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From these four, clearly The Good..., but Unforgiven is my favourite.

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Ángel »
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¿Por qué el bicarbonato?

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Victor Moral ⁂ »
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"No ofrezcas gratis nada que luego tengas que cobrar". Me he descubierto diciendo esto hoy y me he dado cuenta de que es una de las raíces de mis problemas.

Echas una mano a alguien a que tenga presencia en Internet (por poner un ejemplo real), con buena disposición, amplia disponibilidad y coste cero por aquello de la "amistad" y de que eres un magnífico profesional cuya carrera hacia la indigencia es inexplicable y bla, bla, bla ...

Y resulta que cuando le dices que tiene un precio mínimo, chiquitito, lo que se ha llamado de siempre precio de coste y voy a la ruina (pero de verdad porque nunca acierto con el cálculo), justo en ese momento, VayaPorDios, ya no tiene tanto interés. Y por supuesto, está en otro sitio a una décima parte de lo que tú le dices.

A partir de ahí supongo que cada cual tendrá una historia diferente donde habrá de todo. Yo hasta ahora podía ignorarlas pero ahora, que necesito de verdad el dinero, va a doler más saber que a) no eres tan bueno, b) no es tan importante y c) no necesitaban tanto.

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Ángel »
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Stefano's posts are always delightful.

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Ángel »
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Igual es una política de cada hospital.

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Ángel »
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Sí. Entre mi grupo de amigos se ha hecho la coña de llamarla «sin plomo» más o menos desde hicieron aparición la gasolina sin plomo y la cerveza sin alcohol. Es cierto que tuvo gracia las primeras setecientas veinte veces, luego se gastó.

Me sorprende que en ese hospital no vendan cervezas con alcohol, yo me tomé una la última vez que estuve.

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Ángel »
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Pues creo que me sentaré a mirar cómo juegan otros bebiendo algo fresquito.

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Ángel »
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¿Incluye polvo pre- o post-partido?

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Ángel »
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Holden Caulfield no es un gilipollas. Es un chaval perdido al borde de un brote psicótico/depresivo, que acaba ocurriendo.

El guardián entre el centeno solo es un peñazo si lo ves desde un punto de vista capacitista y neurotípico.

Puede que se haya quedado antiguo en muchas cosas, ahí puedo coincidir.

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Ángel »
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😆

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Ángel »
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I don't get it 😕

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Ángel »
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I encouraged and will always do.

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Ángel »
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Battiato is deeply missed. I love many songs by him, but specially Prospettiva Nevski. Here Alice's version is also stunning.

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Ángel »
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I wish I had that feeling at least once in my life. I'm 56 and still waiting.

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Ángel »
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Federico García Lorca

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Ángel »
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El caso es que sí he vivido ese tipo de niebla mañanera cuando he estado en Málaga, pero no sabía que se llamaba taró. Encima, es un nombre precioso.

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Ángel »
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Gracias por la información, no lo conocía.

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Ángel »
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I feel and share your pain, electric appliance.

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Ángel »
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Más bien con la cadena de decepciones que la edad trae consigo.

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Leviatar »
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¡Haber especificado!

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Ángel »
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Me prestaron alguno de esos de Lobo Solitario, y no estaban mal, pero al poco me aburría de jugar y acababa leyéndolos de principio a fin para ver de qué formas se moría el personaje.

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The Whore of Blahbylon »
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"Paul Dirac's remarks on God and religion (1927)

If we are honest — and scientists have to be — we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality. The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination. It is quite understandable why primitive people, who were so much more exposed to the overpowering forces of nature than we are today, should have personified these forces in fear and trembling. But nowadays, when we . . . "

x.com/PhysInHistory/status/180

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Ángel »
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Raymond Chen?

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gyptazy »
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The Great Fediverse Exodus: What's Really Happening?

Yes, you read that right. While the overall numbers might suggest growth, a deeper look reveals a worrying trend: the monthly active users on the Fediverse have plummeted to half of what they once were. Even the big profiles are feeling the pinch with dwindling interactions. Could it be that the Fediverse honeymoon is over?

Meanwhile, Twitter/X is seeing a resurgence. More and more users are flocking back, reigniting the platform with a surge of interactions. Is this the beginning of the end for the Fediverse, or just a bump in the road?

Let’s hear your thoughts!


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Ángel »
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Yo estoy contento con https://infomaniak.com

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